Be me

no matter how rich you are you will NEVER be CHAD and everything you will try is just pure cope

Go slav Adidas, friends in no time.

this if not bait

You look like you smell like old people and autism

>crypto rich
>$10 haircut

Is that a trenchcoat made out of hoodie?

Surprised you could even walk through a room with all of that pussy juice on the floor.

I’ve got a Romanian gf.

They love British men. :^)

Try being actual rich and not fake internet money rich, but even then you’ll just attract the gold digging thots.

you have 5 minutes to remake this thread on Veeky Forums before I do it for you

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Holy shit my fucking sides

No offence but TRUE, TRUE xD you look like an alien, like ET or some clown xD

Veeky Forums

Look man I won't make fun of you like everyone else. I'm willing to help you out. Im very successful with making friends and getting women. I'm not crypto rich but I do alright in Fiat. If you're willing to pay crypto for a true consultation about what will work for you and what won't let me know. I can help with wardrobe/style, haircut, whatever you need. Call me a life coach.

Hey OP, looks like you're trying to find some style! Okay!

Sorry everybody is being so mean to you :(

First things first: just COPY WHAT everybody else does!! It's really easy. Just buy GQ magazine and copy what somebody with your bodytype is doing from the cover.

Go to a hair stylist...an expensive one (a haircut should cost you around $100)

Go to the gym.

Don't try to be too funny right away. Be humble. Let other people tell you their stories, and *be actually interested in them*.

Good luck! And congrats on being crypto-rich. If you post some other photos of your bodytype I can try and find some outfits that would work for you.

Dude, you're in eastern europe. Just wear full adidas

>slav adidas

Veeky Forums as /fu/ck

Hey I can do this except better and for cheaper, hmu senpai

Literally this, its not that hard

>did I overdo my attempt at peacocking? i wore a fedora with golden sequence vest.

read this sentence over and over again until you get it

Good attempt but here in the states people would assume you just got off work at the local casino. Lose the fedora and gold sequins vest and pickup something similar to what's in the attached photo. Girls will want to touch it.. And that's one step closer to fucking them.

It's good style for you. Come to India I will be your buddy.

lol.... i hope this is larp...

Bro, you need to wear nice (expensive if you like) but casual clothes.
A black t-shirt and a Patek Philippe would suit you.

stop posting you autistic manchild. you belong on r9k

kill yourself, reddit

this is now a cyberpunk thread.

You kind of look like a casino worker.

Definitely start by wearing the most minimalistic outfit you can that looks good. If it doesnt look good, figure out why, if you need to gain muscle or fix posture.

Then when you look good in a simple simple outfit, then add 1-2 fashionable items. Youll want to copy the famous celebs though, because you want your peacocking to imitate the most well known peacocks, you dont want to peacock in a strange direction.

Literally why are all of you being such assholes in this thread? Jesus christ it's pathetic.

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING REDDIT NORMIE, QUIT TRYING TO LOWKEY SUCK OP'S COCK FOR GIBS

board hygiene.

More Chad, less Sinbad.

hope this isn't real, but if youre rich the way to "peacock" is what actual rich people do, which is wear expensive designer clothes and a good watch. to any female whos not a moron this is what actual effective peacocking is, not mystery method shit

You can't go wrong with Chad's wardrobe.

did you think it looked cool? ha.

literally can smell the neckbeard from the opposite side of the planet

>wear expensive designer clothes

This is basically the correct answer. If you go to an expensive clothing store, and an expensive hair stylist, you're going to look good. Let the market inform you about where to go!

Thanks for the feedback guys.

I guess since I'm just backpacking through Europe I don't have a lot of space for clothing, I dont get $100 haircuts because I don't see the point: you pay $100 and have to get another haircut in the next week or two, because it'll look like shit later on.

I'd rather invest my money and time into something that produces meaningful long term gains.

I'd love to get started with fitness, I just need a buddy to help spot me with form and such. I tried /r/bodyweight but couldn't stick to it, then I tried /r/getdisciplined and couldn't stick to that either.

I guess I have ups and downs. Should I just toss the clothes out? I think I paid like 300 euros for the vest, pants, bow tie, and jacket altogether. I made six figures in the past month so I'm not too bothered.

I've gotten to the point where I am making a lot of money but my lifestyle has not yet caught up, I don't feel comfortable in luxury clothing but at the same time feel out of place wearing a simple shirt, sneakers, and ripped jeans in classy restaurants.

People give me conflicting advice. The only reason I bought this was because my friend suggested buying expensive clothing if I want to attract a girl here in Romania.

Thoughts?

Holy fuck dude, I would literally bet all of my coins that you are on the spectrum.
Wear what other people wear. Blend in. Be a nice guy, but be firm. Ask people about themselves, AND LISTEN. Initiate conversations. You'll make friends.

You honestly look like you're drowning in clothes.
- That overjacket is fucking horrendous, drop that and get something more form fitting.
- Get rid of the hat, your hair doesn't work with it at all, since that already softens up your face.
- Get rid of that hair, too, jesus.
I can't even see your face and I can tell you have either a babyface or look like Anton Chigurh

good haircuts are about $20-24. dude you are clueless, just look up Steve Mcqueen.

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This. Clear skin, good tan, designer clothes, a nice watch, clean haircut, and a 'fuck you i'm rich' demeanour

>I dont get $100 haircuts because I don't see the point: you pay $100 and have to get another haircut in the next week or two, because it'll look like shit later on.

Well, the reason you spend that much money on it is because it looks really good.

The other option is to shave your head, but make sure you get a tan to match it. Again, depending on your body type, it may or may not work.

>good haircuts are about $20-24.

Well, a good haircut/maintainence is maybe that price, but OP should probably go see a stylist, which is definitely going to cost more.

buy a leather jacket and throw away that bear suit lamo

watches actually make you look generic as fuck and boring and lame. people only buy watches because GQ acts like you need one. meanwhile they're got a huge backpage ad for an expensive watch... they're sponsored by watch companies.

Stop being a scrub. I picked up the baddest bitches of my life 3 months before going to penitentiary, with no money, no car, while living with my mom.

>I tried /r/bodyweight
>I tried /r/getdisciplined

are you trolling you fat autistic fuck? quit making excuses and kill yourself right now, you BELONG ON REDDIT. GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you have never been to a stylist.

I actually paid like $60 for one of the highest end salons in the city(in the philippines) and it looks awful. The average cost of haircut there is $0.80-$1.20.

One of the best I've gotten was for $1 in the same city...

Now you lift

height/weight/wereyouripped

>are you trolling you fat autistic fuck? quit making excuses and kill yourself right now, you BELONG ON REDDIT. GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH MY GOD YOU ARE ON THE WRONG INTERNET WEBSITE INTERNET ARE SRS BZNS.

Back to fucking SA with you.

The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel

Ehh why is no one talking about just buying girls?

Fuck trying to attract gold-digging whores, if they want your company, they can join you and get paid for it. Either hookers or just the girls in the club who want your money.

But I guess if you go to the true rich-kid establishments, you'll probably have a hard time cause all the other guys are rich too.

I'd go for hookers.

dude not sure if kidding or not.
go watch some rsd videos on youtube and thank me later.
fucking faggot btw

Nice drawing. Who made it? Mobeius?

Yeah if you really have that much money it shouldn’t be hard to figure out how to dress. Don’t fucking peacock like a fucking beta PUA. Get a nice suit and a nice haircut and drink an old-fashioned at the bar like fucking Don Draper. Buy a girl a drink or two and don’t be a fucking sperg. Be cool. It’s not that hard, especially when you have money.

m8 chad just wears a nice fitted basic T and some black pants.

>Hey OP, looks like you're trying to find some style! Okay!
>Sorry everybody is being so mean to you :(

get a rope, soyboi.

>writing objects of a reflexive verb in the accusative

Hey buddy , I am well versed in clothes and sports. If you are interested in tips, can write here, I'll help you. Let someone be all) At the time I dropped 24 pounds in 2 months. And I can help u find a girl, if u want)

[email protected]

love it.
still can't believe it was written on a typewriter.

>peacocking

Hey buddy , I am well versed in clothes and sports. If you are interested in tips, can write here, I'll help you. Let someone be all) At the time I dropped 24 pounds in 2 months. And I can help u find a girl, if u want)

[email protected]

I make probably 1/10th of what you're making every month, I pay $60 for a haircut. I show up, they give me tea, wash my hair, scalp massage with aromas, cut my hair, give me a water, done. It took awhile to find my current stylist but its the best haircut ive ever had and through several different styles we found what works best and lasts the longest. I got every 4-6 weeks, usually grab lunch solo before or after. Its like a day to treat myself.

In the US you can get staff to help you at nordstrom or the actual high end stores, not sure how things are in Romania. You can also get a ton of companys to send you clothes in the mail to try on if you dont want to go into the store, and then just send it all back for free if you dont like it.

Backpacking through Europe, most girls even at bars/clubs are NOT going to care if you're rich. They know youre visiting or they're backpacking as well, so its a mostly physical/looks thing. If you want someone to be with you for your wealth, youll need to meet them online or locally where they can expect to be able to get benefits from you being wealthy.

I dont think peacocking is like it used to be. During the mystery method era, peacocking a ton could get attention. But since then theres been a sharp rise in gym culture and a ton of people are showing up to bars/clubs in major cities, fit, so its harder than before to get noticed.

Go on vacation to some city with high end stores, then just spend $10k or so on a couple oufits with the help of the staff. Do it at well known high end stores but dont fall for their super expensive stuff. That might give you an idea of trendy fashion.

If you like your clothes, keep your clothes.

If you actually want to peacock wealth, get a lambo or a ferrari. Pull up to the club, get your bottle service, talk to clubs hostess for handling the wealthier customers, tell them you work a lot but have a little time to party and if they can bring you bottles and girls. There you go.

>going to asia for a haircut when you're white

you're a fucking idiot.

You didn't even shave...

I think it's hot

>how to get kidnapped and murdered for your bitcoin in Romania
meet up with this guy!

I guess you are a troll.

Do not peacock if you're rich, there is no point. Peacocking is for poor guys throwing anything at the wall, you are already desirable as you are rich.

don't let it get to your head though, what you need to do is dress normally, well enough to get into a club but ignore these fags talking about expensive haircuts.

get a normal short haircut, wear normal clothes and don't try to look cool. your idea of cool is not cool anyway from the look of your picture.

you can get women easily on tinder anyway. just have a photo with your car or something.

Real cryptochads cut their own hair. I haven't paid for a haircut in 6 years and I get laid (semi)regularly

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Hey buddy , I am well versed in clothes and sports. If you are interested in tips, can write here, I'll help you. Let someone be all) At the time I dropped 24 pounds in 2 months. And I can help u find a girl, if u want)

[email protected]

Looks like a mix of serial killer and casino worker. Wear normal clothes. Walk up to a girl and ask of you can buy her a drink. You might want to take a couple of shots yourself first. Prepare to find out she has a boyfriend after she accepts the drink. It will happen a lot.

You seem like genuine guy and since this peacock bullshit isn't coming naturally from you I doubt you would be comfortable with a gf who's into that kind of lifestyle. There are loads of nice girls in every country. Do what you enjoy and get into an environment you feel in place at and you'll meet some like minded people. What comes to style, go with what you feel comfortable wearing, if you're not yet quite sure what it is wear minimalistic stuff. Get black, basic cut, well fitting clothes and you're good to go. Enjoy life mate!

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Just make sure to keep your katana sheathed.

how do get into cutting your own hair? aren't you afraid the first few times of how you're going to look?

Just copy me m8, I don't even have to ask how I look.

>Not just wearing your pajamas
>Actually giving a fuck about other people's opinion of you when you're rich

A FUCKING FEDORA AHAHAHAHA

IS THIS THE NEW FACE OF RICH?

So this is the average coiner

>paying $100 for a haircut as a heterosexual man
literally impossible

Haha probably not you, but honestly based on looks only I'd rather grab a beer or hit the club with OP than this guy lol

You may be too far gone

this is how i leave my house everyday. everybody loves it
>picpicpic

A fucking Fedora. In this year of our Lord.

Great bait OP. My sides hurt, kek

This is just as bad as OP
Wearing a blanket rather than A&F parka in the snow?
Bet that blanket smells like jizz

take a life-coach for getting socialised and lern how to attract girls without money (its easy)

look for a cheap/nomal coach (not an expensive one).

watch videos and then get OUT. try and error. the more often you will fail, every time you learn something.

take the mindset "hey i am rich, i can do whatever i want". have a good self esteem, but not arrogant.

with this you will get really happy!

just go here
>>Veeky Forums
we will sort you out