The Official MTG Snowstorm/Lore Thread

>Poff
>>Pomf
Coincidence?

Where is everybody?

ded

Sorry, dude. I was too busy banging your mom. What'd I miss?

I can tell you what you didn't miss, gonorrhea.

Where did we go wrong?

Starting a second snowstorm.

Not enough talking about writefagging.

Angel planeswalkers

Accepting Digimon-tier flakes

Just curious, which ones are Digimon-tier?

Honestly, probably not enough writefagging. Bunch of cowards, the lot of us, afraid to give it a shot or reach out to other Anons to collaborate.

Personally, I wish Des would finish the damn snowstorm epic that she said she was finishing. I mean shit.

Remes/Cala/Jakrol/Winifred/Wyston/Mysel-user here.

I told all you punks ages ago that you can use my Flakes for whatever. I even wrote some "intro stories" to help you get a feel for a couple of them.

Ayyyy, I didn't know that. Thanks

((you))

>not enough writefagging
>the last two writefaggings I put out got literally zero commentary

Yep. It's like nobody bothers reading them. This is why Spacebattles can be better sometimes.

Memeshit and lewdshit

Literally any by named anons

Memeshit and Lewdshit might be the reason why the threads were able to last through some of the rough patches.

Why so salty, user?

>implying surviving was a good thing

Ok, here's the final one. Updated the pic and bio.

Saw a mistake.

> implying it's not

Hizzah. Saved.

>revenge of the hunted

youtube.com/watch?v=ZkXY6NN21xc

>ha this moth has a lotus, easy mana
>OH NO

>15 seconds later

>pacifist
>spore flower
I think we can be friends

Adorable, but while you're attending to grammatical slips:
>Honeydew of a Lotus
So, lotuses grow melons on Haven?
>Head over heals
Normally it's head over heels, unless heals was used because she has a regeneration spell and no real heels to speak of.

>grammatical slips
shhhhhhh

I'm tired

fixed

Now let's make stories
you too. Story time

Do it faggot, we need actual content.

Something similar was said by a certain fairy flake last thread. Moewatch incoming?

I have a prediction of the future of this thread and my personal writing aspirations.

>ded thread
>I'm left with half a dozen flakes of various degrees of complexity and stages of development
>repo still exists if anyone still needs it
>lose interest in the flakes as main characters
>go somewhere where I'm likely to get actual readers for any shitty writefagging I end up doing, like spacebattles or reddit
>cannibalize the concepts of my existing flakes for use in other settings
>realize no one cares about original settings, which are usually terrible anyway
>end up writing shitty crossovers using cannibalized flakes as antagonists or secondary characters

This is me being cautiously optimistic.

Where is Gaia-user? What was desired to be changed from the collage insert? I'm on Gaia's new insert and I forgot the changes that were wanted to be made.

dead, like this fad

In all seriousness, probably at work, since it's regular work time in America. Wait for about 8 hours for a reply.

I think that I just might make a BBEG flake.

Please don't.

Please do. I need to be entertained.

If you did, what would it be the BBEG of?

Why no?

Why yes? And anything particular that you'd like?

Everything. I already have a spell list.

And yes, He's going to be Domain.

I'm of the opinion you wouldn't be able to do it justice and having seen enough of your flakes, I'm not interested in seeing any more. I find them very unappealing.

So I'm just stating my unasked-for opinion and saying that I'd rather you didn't.

You want me to put my heart and soul into it, user? You really want me to go the extra mile and leave out potentially having writefaggings handle all character developement? And just make the character rounded and thorough? I can do that just for you, user.

I did not say I wanted you to do that.
I said that I wanted you to not do it at all.

You make nothing that I enjoy therefore I do not want you to make anything at all.

This is not a challenge, just a statement. I am so very uninterested in not seeing any other flake made by you that I am willing to state my opinion and request that you do not make any more flakes.

My message is as simple as this:
Please do not make more flakes, because I do not like your flakes.

I have said my piece.

>So I'm just stating my unasked-for opinion
You sound a bit bitter

Well, that's obviously not going to happen. And I haven't made one in like a month. So, be happy about that. But, I will generally try my damnest to make the next one extremely good just for you user. Let's see if I can surprise you.

>Domain
>good
Gaia user already proved that that's not possible, even after trying his hardest.

That's also an unasked-for opinion. But you're as welcome to say it as other people are to say theirs.

Then what's the point of pointing out it's unasked for? That seems awefully particular.

Lately people have begun saying 'well nobody asked for your opinion' as though it's a valid defense of what they've said.

I've only seen that happen once. It was on some comment that Gaia made, I think. Something like "for those who care..." and then someone replied "I don't care" and then someone else said "no one asked you" or something. Other than that, I've not seen what you're describing.

I'm talking about Veeky Forums in general, not just these threads. I never was here for that instance you mentioned though.

Roight roight. It is a plague on this site. Thanks for the clarification.

>Saskia was the sole survivor of a massacre conducted against her village by an invading army from across the sea. The warrior tradition of her people calls for the survivors of a battle to erect a monument of stones for the fallen—a task Saskia toiled at in solitude for nearly ten years. As news of her labor spread among her kindred, thousands of warriors journeyed to see Saskia place the final stone upon this symbol of defiance. The monument complete, her mind turned from mourning to vengeance. With axe in hand and a host at her back, Saskia brought war to the doorsteps of her enemies.

>Locals whisper of a forest spirit whose thirst for the blood of travelers knows no bounds. Search parties return empty-handed if at all, babbling of soil soaked in blood. They're actually speaking of Tana, an elf abandoned in the woods as a child. For unknown reasons, a pod of fungal saprolings took her in and protected her from the wild. Tana has since grown into a feral prowler, viciously hunting trespassers to feed her saproling caretakers.

So, two characters that we don't know the planes of origin of. What's the probability that they're both from the same new plane?

>Ludevic's effect has nothing to do with his backstory or the art
why wizards

It was really stupid, like
>Gaia: For those who care, here's a writefagging I did
>user: I don't care!
>Other anons: Why did you bother responding that you don't care?
It honestly reminds me of those threads on /a/ or /gif/ where people whine because they don't like the subject matter

This site is rife with such things.

That happens literally everywhere.

I waited several months for this. Ludevic and his abortion, both in the same colours for meaning that partnering them is pointless and misses out on the best zombie colour despite him being the best necromancer on Innistrad.

But hey, we needed another Izzet politics commander, right?

Don't forget it turns everyone's shock lands into draw spells.

For some reason.

Second best Necomancer on Innistrad. The Necro bae is and always will be Lili-pad.

Shocks, fetches, and pains. Þe latter of which is even being printed in þis set. I'm not big on zombie stuff, but a number of IRL mates all love grixis and all grixis-y þings, and I can't help but feel some pity for such a fantastic opportunity of a character getting shafted.

I would love to try and write something, but if i'm going to spend any time writing its going to be on the paper I should have been finished with by last week.

>schoolwork
Ahhh. I remember those days. You want to know what helped get me through my senior semester and last few final projects?

Writefagging.

Now let's write a story.

I've got a moth.

You've got a shroom.

Let's do this.

> when all is said and done, Poff spends half her time collecting spores from Forpol's head

At least you can run him with that goblin, so you have all the zombie colors.

Yay.

Redid the color scheme. Should I replace the flakesheet pic with this one?

Psst. Vronak. Could you replace the old sheet with this one? I want to use the new pic.

If you wanna make him grixis, I'd say Silas Renn is a much better partner, since he actually reanimates.

Full pic.

I'm also on the side of I'd rather you not. I don't think I'm as against the idea of you or your flakes as the other guy, but Vronak, you've already made more than your fair share of domain/domain-like flakes, and I regret to admit that I have yet to really see a flake of yours I cared enough to skim more than once, let alone think more about than a passive "oh, another one". What's more, I highly doubt anyone will entertain the idea of any of us making a "big bad" flake, because the guidelines we've set for ourselves about not interacting with the real characters prevent us from really making any multiversal threats beyond jackasses that always get away. If you must explore making an evil domain walker, I would much rather see you take one of your previous domain or domain-like walkers and expand on them rather than making a new one from scratch. At the very least it might give me a reason to see what is different between their current and their previous selves.

that shit's cute, gaia, super cute

Done. And I'm not Vronak.

I meant for the flake collage that he's doing.

I know you're not Vronak, doll.

I started writing a fic where Poff meets Forpols, but I didnt actually get to the part where Poff meets Forpols yet, so its just him fucking around on Innistrad right now. Hes probably going to get caught off guard by werewolves or something and she'll pop in and save his ass. Not completely sure yet.

Oh and heres a link to add it to the flake writefagging repository.

docs.google.com/document/d/1hi-Y2CVx4-SmuT2ThJcyXyMX4Y9ECVY4erlXalmaHLg/edit?usp=sharing

Hey. I'm working on a Planeswalker who travels between planes opening inns, both as regular places of business and as neutral hubs for planeswalkers to meet, relax and gossip. He likes to name his businesses after other planes. e.g.The Kamigawa Inn on Zendikar

He travels planes to collects artifacts to improve his businesses and likes to collect recipes to cook. I reckon he'd be UR and maybe W? What color identity do you think he'd be?

And does anyone have any art that would fit such a character?

"Welp, we did it. We shat on all their hopes and dreams."

Sounds WU.

Will do.

I just had the best idea for a Lorwyn thing for ChandraXNissa which would happen, all told, completely by accident when the Gatewatch goes to Lorwynmoor.

You see Lorwynmoor elementals are essentially an idea or emotion given physical form (aside from the Flamekin) so when Nissa get's back in touch with the leyline Wi-fi if the plane the elemental that manifests is pulled from her feelings for Chandra and as such looks very similar to the aforementioned firebrand, but with two key differences:

>1): She's got larger breasts.
>2):She's very obviously with child.

I do like this concept for character developement, but it might not fit where I'm going for this particular character concept. If I can find a flake that fits the bill. I'll take your advice and use them. If not, then it must be an all new flake.

...

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I fucking hate you. On so many levels, I fucking hate you. You are scum.

I like it. You have a very clean writing style, and one that fits your character. Simple, straightforward, and subtly expressive. Forpols seems like a swell guy. I look forward to reading the rest.

Hey, I didn't make the pic. I just stumbled upon it. How about I make it up to you, user? I hope this makes you feel better.

Cute.

So Sorin finally gets around to fighting against Nahiri and has her on the ropes when...the Gatewach show up.
youtube.com/watch?v=VuvE3y4LspE