Our main topic for today is all about 'shitposting'. Communications across the entire galaxy is getting ever slower and slower because of the outrageous amount of memes and trolling that is going on the quanternet, preventing our militaries from talking to each other. We must find a solution to this before it becomes even worse, our navies had to rely on pointing lasers at each other for communications during operations.
Galatic Federation council meeting
What the fuck is that bird-cyclops thing?
It's disgusting, that's what it is.
I bet it doesn't even have cilia.
Restrict inter-stellar communications to government only, you stupid cyclopoid turkey. Why the hell are you letting your civilians access an extra-net that extends beyond their own star or gravity well?
Jesus how did the galaxy survive before humanity figured out how to join the community
Jesus, by the by, is a pejorative referencing to a human philosopher born in the 4th BC in a region called the Levant. He reached cult memetic status due to his teaching and views on pacifism, empathy, and universal love, as well as his eventual martyrdom leading to him becoming worshiped as a messianic god figure by tribals a few centuries later. It's meant, in this context, to express exasperated disbelief, as one invokes the name of 'God' or 'Gods own Son' in awe of the stupidity they have witnessed
Because you are a fucking moron.
So says the walking, talking mushroom.
This is why we insisted on hosting critical systems on their own separate network, but no we just had to make concessions to the Anarcho-Communist party saying we wouldn't do that.
Oh please, every mammal I've met has wanted to stick its fleshy extrusions through my sternal cavities.
Mammalian species are all perverts.
Clearly these "'trolls" should be used as food for a hopefully less annoying generation.
You got a fucking a problem with mushrooms, outworlder?
Recommendation: Individuals bypassing a pre-determined data limit on trans-system communications are re-purposed into cybernetic automatons, increasing work efficiency per population sample while decreasing network strain.