Not a Drill

Ok fa/tg/uys

Veeky Forums here to whip yall into shape.

Incase yall aren't aware Xenos got confirmed in wikileaks (srsly) of podesta emails and they are mad we don't play nice. Fuck them we do what we want.

Right now you and /k/ (GOD HELP US) are our first line of defense.

Tell me about all anti xeno weapons you know about.

Claim your chapter and dump useful equipment info and tactics. ex. What's different space Marine Armors? Is there anything better than a bolter for a standard troop?

For the Emporer

Other urls found in this thread:

wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1766
wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1802
youtube.com/watch?v=cKc0CBPwpsE
huffpost.com/us/entry/6699646
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

fuck off

No

I hope they start cleansing campaign with you

Xeno cock must feel nice if you're already bending over

I don't want to be whipped into shape by Veeky Forums, I want to be disciplined by sister of battle.

Aren't they celibate? So wouldn't that be herasy?

Capped

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>Not even linking to the document

FUCK OFF XENO SCUM

Give me the link or fuck off.

And if xenos is a code name for something than double fuck off.

Here's the Screencap of the email.

There's a few more emails from different people talking about ETI

>A screencap of a Wikileaks page

Post the fucking link, dude

>believing in /xpol/

wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1766

wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1802


Told yall. Get fucking ready

They expect us to play nice and demand we act like good little subjects.

Holding over "zero point engergy tech" over our heads.

Fuck that I will not live under the yoke of xeno scum.

Great Crusade when?

See

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ayyyy lmao

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I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

They can't do anything to me that's worse than what I've already done to myself.

>From:[email protected]

/k/ here!

Chapter - Interdictors (Iron Hands Successors)

Weapons - Tanks and slavshit.

Beyond that? JDAM MOTHERFUCKER!
youtube.com/watch?v=cKc0CBPwpsE

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Knock knock

>war rage across the known universe
>billion of soldiers dive head first into wave after wave of certain death
>all for the single dream of having a galaxy being xeno free
>in the chaos a single break in the battle a squating soldier smokes a cigarette
>over looking the technocolor light show that is modern war
>a single thought crosses his mind
>remove xeno then kebab

You're a fucking retard.
It's just some random conspiracy theorist sending all those emails to podesta, same with all the anti immigration articles.

It's not like Podesta spent his time with the Obama admin trying to declassify Ayyy LMAO. Oh wait

huffpost.com/us/entry/6699646

PURGE TIEM

>phoneposter

You're just as cancerous as /pol/

Flash lights and toilet paper armor here we come

Reminder that this is just some literallywho nutjob emailing someone more official.

>litterly who
>Astronaut

Anything better than a standard bolter?

What's a better rifle equivalent?

Heavy bolter.

Explain the amor difference. Are they different tech wise or only aethesticly?

They don't have vows of celibacy, they just have other things to do.

Even though thunder warriors were top tier.

Weren't they almost ork stupid with shit tier armor?

Tech wise. The older patterns tend to be better, with Crusade being the best strength and protection wise, and Maximus having the most advanced systems.

>Astronaut
>Not the first or second man to walk on the moon
>Not Buzz Lightyear
Again, literally who?

They were murder hobos literally

Go on and shoot.

I lost the day I was born. There's no sense in trying to win now.

user, surely your life cannot be that bad. Unless you have something terribley wrong with you.
Like you are allergic to sunlight/water

Zero point energy far more exciting than some ayyyyys

Tell me more. All I know is that they had normal human life span, were "unstable", more powerful than space marines, and the emporer fucked them over

It's not the circumstance that's bad. If it were, I'd already be dead.

In fact, things are as good as they're ever going to get from me. If the minor frustrations of life were enough to crush me into this hole, there's no way I'll make it in the real world.

I'm just too weak to go on. If you can't lift a feather you'll never bench 180, ya know? Figuratively, in my case.

A crusade will be good for you.

Think how happy you'll be bro outing and killing xeno scum with your honorable battle brothers.

The faggots won't give it too us till we "play nice"

That's why we're gearing up. Choose a chapter m8

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Theoretically do any modern conventional weapons stand up to Power Armor or xeno gear?

Like depleted uranium 20mm?

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Veeky Forums forgot how to fitness. It's all tinder screencaps, Zyzz memorial threads, and Monster shill threads.

God that board went to shit.

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>/k/ not being an IG regiment

Remember the sticky is all you need

A death in His name is never in vain.

>/k/s expedition to detroid: space edition

Yea I'd join

Pretty much.

It's the first thing I send people when they ask me to help them work out, with the caveat that they'll look up better stuff if they actually care. But most don't have the dedication.

None of them could be glorious astartes in our grand crusade against the inhuman.

Fi/tg/uys assemble!

>The faggots won't give it too us till we "play nice"
>mad we don't play nice

Or we could, you know, play nice, join the federation, and improve our quality of life, instead of throwing a tantrum.

All of that assuming you aren't full of shit though. Seriously, you should calm down, get some therapy, and take your meds.

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>federation

I will not be a space socialist. Freedom or death.

>Join the federation
Suffer not the alien to live.

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I swear if these fucker have zero point energy and we don't get shit.

I'm gonna fucking go berserk

There are those who see the future as a choice between freedom and tyranny. There are those who see it as a choice between anarchy and order.

Both are present in this thread, and neither will survive the coming days.

No one will survive what is to come. Not us, not the aliens - no one.

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Any late night Veeky Forums anons got the answers I seek?

>polposter

You're just as cancerous as /phone/

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>Jill Stein is already a tau supporter

Gross

>Benevolent aliens want to use infinitely renewable energy to encourage world peace
Oh no..... what tyranny.... how ever shall we stop these monsters?

>[email protected]

Just because someone says somethings true, doesnt mean it is. user.

They've been looking for a way to discredit wikileaks for a while now. Maybe this is it.
>linking to huffington post
>ever
Yoiu obviously dont know that huffpost was started by an ex CIA with a grant from uncle sam.

I dont belive in aliens just because someone in a poistion of authority says stuff about them. That would be an appeal to authority fallacy. I'd belive it if it was logical, and, last time i checked there was exactly 1 metric fuckton of scientists that would love to make their career discovering aliens. However they havent found them yet, and these scientists are very smart with genius level IQs and if you combined them together into a group IQ it'd be even higher. And yet some mid level g-man in a govermment is supposed to be better than all that because he's supposed to have invented lieing. It is the tired example of a conspiricy that wishes to go to the extreme of beliving that something all-powerfull exists. In this case the "all-powerfull" is copied and pasted underneith "government secrets". I dont belive in something all powerfull. Thats a paranoia. I belive the government has a little bit of power, based on technique.

I guess i'll have to read the bullshit to properly rebutt it, but this concept rings true no matter what: "only paranoid people belive in all powerfull conspiricies". Logical people belive in small conspiricies.

>Remember, our nonviolent ETI from the contiguous universe are helping us bring zero point energy to Earth.
>They will not tolerate any forms of military violence on Earth or in space.

Damn these aliens are stupid.

Also all these war in space articles they've linked are all old as shit - any half-assed ICBM can serve as an anti-satellite weapon and China was testing anti-sat lasers like, what, 6 years ago? Made a small fuss about it, if I recall.

Also

>getting fit and hunting guns as a defense against anything with FTL-capability

t o p l e l

>Is there anything better than a bolter for a standard troop?

Probably not. Though i'd prefer to field a hotshot volley gun or maybe a voss grenade launcher.

As for chapter, if i had the choice of being a marine i'd probably go with the Dark Angels. Combi bolter-flamer with targeter scope for main weapon.

However its more likely i'd just be a conscript in a cadian like army. In that case i'd use a bullpup lasgun with full auto capability, instead of a bayonet an aux grenade launcher, and a sawnoff double barreled shotgun as backup in a cross draw holster on the front. Standard issue mesh vest and helmet.

>Tell me about all anti xeno weapons you know about.
No, because I don't want to.

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>world peace under the boot of an alien heal

>implying they would see any point in tyranny when it would create the very military violence they detest

I still hate Xenos

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Who is the better brother?

Would you and eldar Veeky Forums?