Old thread: So, what are the major surviving Orthodox/Catholic sects active within church and jovian politics, besides the obvious ones like the Jesuits, Opus Dei and MormonCorp?
Austin Long
Ultimates are everything the Jovians want to be. I bet Contreras masturbates to a poster of Manu she has hanging in her private quarters.
Lincoln Baker
Somebody get me some "hide jovian threads/Ignore jovian posters" up in here, I've never needed it more.
Wyatt Hernandez
There's pretty much no mention of them. I want Copts IN SPACE.
Christian Phillips
Eastern Orthodoxy? There are a significant number of Russians in the Junta aren't there?
William Martinez
>the Junta Seriously, just stop posting in this thread if you're going to start this shit again.
I'm missing this one. Have the Spurdo rant instead.
Ayden Gutierrez
I love how you say "logical", as if you can understand the long-term planning of unfathomably powerful supercomputers with an awareness of the world, physics, and worldly forces (including the motivations of biologicals) so massively outclassing yours they're practically godlike.
Preparing for their comeback isn't irrational, because no matter how intelligent the TITANs are, they are still playing by the same rules, and can be defeated.
You say that it's a fact that if they had wanted to destroy humanity, they'd already done so. That's ridiculous. You have no more knowledge of their motivations than anyone else does.
It's entirely possible that they left to defend humanity, knowing about an approaching threat. It's entirely possible that they knew that they would lose long-term unless they fled from humanity. It's entirely possible that an ETI called upon it to deliver data it collected, in order to further some completely alien plan, but that it will, due to personal motivations, come back. It's entirely possible that it's simply corrupted, and that it's behaviour is entirely due to the exsurgent virus, and that it isolated itself when it realized this. It's entirely possible that it in fact hates all of humanity simply for creating it, in a completely irrational manner, because at the end of the day, it's still an Artificial Intelligence, and is able to act irrationally. It's entirely possible that someone managed to force an /end/all/ shut-down command, and all the paranoia is unwarranted, and the TITANs were actually defeated. It's entirely possible the TITANs never actually existed, and this was just several runaway AI systems fighting eachother on auto-pilot as mankind ruined itself.
Don't pretend like you have any fucking clue.
Mason Brown
>jovian babby getting mad
How does it feel to be the least useful faction in the game, the faction that cannot keep up with tech progress?
Do you think your army of baseline genetrash can do anything against strategic hits from technology you don't even know, envisioned by an intelligence multitudes bigger than yours?
Gavin Lopez
I forgot what the official shorthand was. Junta was all I could remember. I was gonna say Republic, but had rapid doubts.
Sue me you crybaby.
Isaac Cooper
tl;dr I'll just paste this here again:
Books actually DO help with that because it makes understanding the EP writer's intentions easier and more accurate, lets you see what they copied (nothing in EP is original btw, everything is just taken directly from the "inspirations" they have listed, TITANs and their behavior are highly likely to be the same) and can extrapolate what a TITAN would be capable of and what its motives are (Intentional destruction of humanity unlikely one of them, and if so then fighting will be useless).
Seriously, just read the books, the writers presented them on a silver platter. To actually understand EP, you need to the materials it is based on. Your whole babbling about shutdown commands and humans trying to combat a super AI like in hollywood movies is simply ridiculous and childish to me.
Bentley Flores
>pic related
>Junta
I was actually thinking about this just earlier (possibly yesterday) and "Junta" isn't actually necessarily that bad. It's not inappropriate, if you think about it. "Junta" really just means "Union", like a congregation, or "club", implying companionship, and that's actually pretty appropriate if you want to separate the governing body conceptually.
As if "The Junta" is part of the government, just like "The Senate", or "The Junta" is the entirety of the government apparatus itself. Etc. It's actually not a bad name, seeing as how most of the Jovian Republic is South American.
We just have shitty connotations of "Junta", associating it with Chile, etc., but we can't deny that the Jovian Republic has an uppermost echelon of power that is unelected. Either way, "Junta" isn't a bad way to refer to the "federal government" or that uppermost group of people, either way.
And before anyone bitches, I actually like the Jovian Republic and the Junta, and think that the writers are political illiterates that tried to create an ebul faction to dump on.
Robert Harris
You can't beat them because they play the same game, but already know all your moves before you make them. A human being simply cannot out compute a TITAN, and so can't defeat them on a real world playing field. You're never going to do something it doesn't expect.
How about you just take your inane shit and go fuck yourself with a rake? If you actually had an argument, you would've raised it by now. You don't know shit more than the rest of us.
That being said, I don't necessarily believe any of those theories, I'm saying that literally anything is possible, and pretending that you're extrapolating and thinking that TITANs conform to your faulty perception of "logic" is just elementary school bullshit. Nobody buys that beyond the 5th grade.
Benjamin Rivera
Hey /epg/, pregflat player here for more advice... sorta.
We're looking at the 'probably filled with weirdstuff' Ayah pod. Our team grilled the previous owner (who we now know is hyperelite) for more information; apparently the pod's appearance is based off of his ex-wife and he had commissioned it just before he and his ex-wife's 'child' was to be decanted from the Lost generation and presented to them. The Ayah was supposed to be a bodyguard for their lovely young sociopath, and in the owner's own words, 'make sure they knew how to properly be a man'. Seems he's just finally moving on from that whole disaster, wants to get it out of his hab and is willing to go rather cheap on it to do so.
The problem is we're still trying to find out what happened to his ex-wife. He's still being cagey about it, and all we have is a name, but no evidence if it was divorce or death that separated them.
I say kinda advice here 'cause I'm pretty sure we're gonna do the Ayah; our techie was allowed access to the Morph to give it a look over, and there's nothing vile in the cyberbrain and physically it's not in bad shape, just a little underused. It has a helper AI, currently dormant, but we should be able to extract and analyze that easily enough, right? It's just a question of, well, the similarity in looks to the ex-wife of a hyperelite.
Dylan Hill
>mad poster so desperate to shoot joves that he fraggs his own side
Please, give it a rest. Take some comfurt and sleep it off, K?
Robert Parker
How did the ultimates beat them then?
Jeremiah Morgan
I have no fucking clue. From everything we know it really shouldn't have been possible.
Maybe because the TITANs were dumber and slower then.
Hunter Myers
Thinking of Ultimates, do they have kids? Do they grow them in tanks or something? They have plans to settle colonies of just Ultimates right? So they must have some population scheme. Also, what are Ultimate names like?
Chase Davis
>You don't know shit more than the rest of us.
Yes I do, more than you at least, since you still think your favourite faction can beat a TITAN.
>I'm saying that literally anything is possible Anything is possible, but very very few things are likely. EP writers aren't very creative, and they won't suddenly deviate from how they wrote the setting.
>thinking that TITANs conform to your faulty perception of "logic" is just elementary school bullshit
I am extrapolating from Superintelligences used in the media that are the source material for EP, the ones listed by the creators. It's not made up and certainly not elementary school bullshit. Authorial intent.
Just read the books.
Ian Davis
YES! Someone needs to make that!
Bentley Howard
>Implying the TITANs are inevitably going to return.
Josiah Lee
It just the fact that some things can't be beaten. I mean you can be smart all you want but if an atomic bomb is falling on your head right now you are dead. No variants.
Some situations are just unwinnable with resources at hand.
Hudson Jackson
Atomic bombs can be disassembled and converted to computronium.
Only reason Ultimates "won" is because TITANs were still babies, by now they are gods.
Bentley Martinez
Or they're dead. Or they're crazy.
Or any number of things.
Jacob Parker
Well good luck disassembling detonating atomic bomb.
Cooper James
Known ways to troll /epg/ >Call it the "Jovian Junta" >Say the Devs were right and the monetary system will become out dated >Say the Jovians are weak >Say Scum are the best faction
Benjamin Nelson
They probably only increase their numbers through recruitment.
Charles Robinson
My favorite faction is the ultimates and they've already shown they can beat the titans.
Brody Rivera
You disassemble it during flight, if it detonates you just sponge it up with fractal magicmatter
Josiah Roberts
>Yes I do, more than you at least, since you still think your favourite faction can beat a TITAN.
This is hilarious, considering that I never claimed such a thing. In a direct confrontation, in all likelihood, any one faction would be complete toast.
I'm ignoring the rest, because you're clearly absolutely and completely fucking retarded. If you had any arguments beyond strawmen, "muh extrapolation" and "muh luhgic", you would've presented them by now.
Julian Sanchez
Whats wrong with the scum?
Adam Hill
Maybe the TITANs just got bored of transhumanity and decided to go explore the universe.
Ian Barnes
1 Babytitan during the Fall, not years later. You are assuming that TITANs didn't evolve to something bigger.
Thomas Wilson
>You disassemble it during flight You mean you are trying disassemble a ballistic missile moving at around 7-8 km/s through atmo with nanomachines that somehow intercept it? Even though temperatures on it's surface make ceramic plates crack?
Brody Peterson
I presented them, but I have yet to see any argument from you, other than ad hominem and ignorant raging.
Cameron King
Nothing as far as I can see. They have the perfect economy of no one giving enough of a shit to waste energy over pointless drama and materialism.
Easton Barnes
>what are femtobots >tfw femtobots are 10 yo TITAN tech and therefore massively outdated
Christopher Robinson
>Atomic bombs can be disassembled and converted to computronium. Prove it.
>computronium lol
>Only reason Ultimates "won" is because TITANs were still babies, >Prove it.
>by now they are gods. Prove it.
Connor Anderson
Judging from how the exurgent virus works they're probably worse off than during the fall.
Andrew Murphy
Prove that that isn't the case. Things turned an entire moon into computronium in a couple weeks.
Elijah Robinson
By now the TITANs are so ahead in technology that they probably figured out time travel and other space magic. Besides, who's to say they couldn't have already infiltrated the ICBM before it even launched?
Adrian Fisher
You're forgetting that the Jovian's are the only group with basically no x-threats within their territory, which means that they are the only self-sustaining faction in the whole setting.
Every other group has numerous x-threats which have to be taken care of by Firewall, and guess what? Firewall only takes care of those threats by doing very horrible things to a lot of people. The only reason the autonomists can be so nice is because Firewall is constantly killing and lying to them to remove the x-threats.
Even the more "reasonable" groups with governments and military forces and transhumanism still have many x-threats within their territory. The only reason the Jovian's are vilified, is because they openly do what it takes to get rid of x-threats, while the rest of the solar system hides how horrible they are while pretending to be much better. And guess what? It only takes one time for an x-threat to get out of hand for the transhumans to get wiped out, which only the Jovian's have prepared for.
Seriously, try reading the books next time before you get into a debate on here.
Owen Hall
You're just arguing for the sake of it now.
Christian Williams
This argument about the space magic of the TITANs is boring. How about we talk about something else?
Is it rules legal and/or possible in-universe to design a servitor after an Earth creature, complete with a synthetic mask for aesthetic effect?
Michael Flores
Yes. That's a silly question, because I think that's already a thing in one of the books.
Kayden Allen
>Whats wrong with the scum? Literally everything.
>I presented them You know it's pointless to lie on a board where the entire history is viewable by anyone and everyone is user, right?
>I have yet to see any argument from you >What is burden of proof? >What is evidence of absence?
Ian Foster
No known X-Threats. And the only reason they have no X-Threats is because they're too weak and pathetic to worry about.
Isaac Nelson
What happens to femtobots when overheated compressed plasma cone hits them at 8 km/s?
If time travel is possible than maybe. Infiltrating something needs their to be a possible way of doing it. It is not a given. Sometimes it's much easier to destroy something than infiltrate. Some things just can't be countered by subterfuge or surgical strikes or at least need incredibly more advance technology which may be impossible due to laws of physics.
Mason Jones
Yes. Now back to TITAN space magic
Andrew Thompson
Femtoswarms function the same as self-replicating nanoswarms (above), with the following changes: Area-effect weapons, plasma weapons, vehicle collisions, and fire-based attacks inflict only 1d10 DV. They are immune to guardian nanoswarms, and do not suffer additional effects from adhesives, corrosives, chemicals, or armor mods. Femtoswarms may penetrate inside/through objects and materials at the rate of 20 points of Armor/ Durability per Action Turn, much like water seeps through fabric. They may penetrate inside most morphs with one Complex Action. Femtoswarms can disintegrate and/or convert materials (including morphs) into part of their swarm at the rate of DV 1d10 per Action Turn. Once the Death Rating is reached, the morph is completely subsumed into the swarm. Add the Durability of converted morphs/material to the femtoswarm. When 100 points of Durability have been converted, the swarm splits off a second swarm unit. Femtoswarms may interface with electronics and even implants by touch. Many creeper femtoswarms carry the digital exsurgent virus. Femtoswarms are capable of constructing almost anything, including mechanical contraptions, electronics, ultra-dense materials, superconductors, refractive metamaterials (invisible), and other exotic types of matter with unusual properties such as zero friction, high tensile strength, extraordinary critical temperatures, and so on. This includes the temporary creation of strange matter (matter with unruly quarks) that is stable at standard gravities, which would repel normal matter, thus providing the repulsion effect described under creepers (p. 101).
Lucas Nelson
Asking for proof or anything substantial to support ridiculous claims is bait, now?
Noah Anderson
>Literally everything. >Known ways to troll /epg/ >Say Scum are the best faction
Kayden Hernandez
X-Threats are system wide, it doesn't matter if your weak country bumpkin nation doesn't have any known x-threats in it. TITAN arrives, you are toast anyway.
Liam Garcia
Dude you're talking shit with nothing to back it up.
Blake Richardson
>Is it rules legal and/or possible in-universe to design a servitor after an Earth creature, complete with a synthetic mask for aesthetic effect?
Absolutely. There's even rules for Smart Animals in.. Transhuman, I think. There's also Pods that could mimic different animals, but you'd probably have to make that some form of custom morph.
Christian Davis
Not even, Iepetus is made of computronium isn't it? Like that's the word they use in the books?
Jaxson Cook
>What happens to femtobots when overheated compressed plasma cone hits them at 8 km/s?
They convert the matter and energy to more femtobots
Jack King
>Infiltrating something needs their to be a possible way of doing it. >or at least need incredibly more advance technology which may be impossible due to laws of physics. Our current understanding of the laws of physics. Never assume you know how the universe already works, retard.
Xavier James
Okay guys, since half the time whenever the concept of the TITANs returning is brought up half the board says that no one including the Jovian's would survive it, let's talk about something much more likely to happen, that is somewhat survivable. A large scale exsurgent outbreak.
Because we can't know what the motivations of the TITANs are, we don't know if they'll return. But we do know that it only takes a single x-threat to get out of hand for the exsurgent virus to be raging across the solar system.
Now obviously, the Jovian's are the best prepared for such an outcome. In fact, it's unlikely they'd even be really threatened in such a scenario given their preparation, training, and extensive defenses. The question then becomes, who else would survive? Titan? The LLA? The PC? I'm personally betting on Titan and the Ultimates surviving with the Jovian's, personally.
Elijah Powell
Man I love that space magic.
Kayden Baker
Not all X-Threats are TITAN:s, you insignificant fuckmuppet.
Parker Anderson
Your asking for proof about a hypothetical Science Fiction universe with nano technology that may not even be possible.
Aaron Brown
Where do I talk about OUR understanding of physical laws?
Jordan Harris
My argument: TITAN behavior and capabilities can be extrapolated from the source material that the writers used to write the EP setting, based on the fact that everything else in the setting is a direct copy from said source materials.
Your counter-argument: You know nothing lol
gg
Easton Evans
Ultimates might fuck everyone else by locking them out of the Pandora Gates.
That said, I'm not 100% about how the Jovians could possibly be prepared for that sort of thing, just because I don't understand how a preparation could be possible. Exsurgent virus subverts everything. Any system, biological or digital. If a speck of the shit got inside of the Republic, it would spread like anywhere else I imagine.
Kevin Sullivan
Considering that they still take damage from plasma weapons that's unlikely.
Christopher Bennett
>I expect people to try to read this without any formatting whatsoever >Yes, I am in fact this much of a pompous cabbage fairy.
Christopher Jackson
It would have to get into the habitats and ships first, and the Jovian's ships and defensive systems are designed to prevent subversion from the exsurgent virus.
Ryder Lopez
You guys do realize that not every x-threat is a TITAN right? It also refers to things such as outbreaks of the exsurgent virus.
Kevin Rodriguez
>i know how this thing is going to work out in this book cause it's kinda like what happened in a completely different book
Grayson Ortiz
>Now obviously, the Jovian's are the best prepared for such an outcome
They aren't though. If anything, having a lesser understanding of science and an aversion to nanotechnology (guardian swarms included) it just makes them weaker.
Alexander Lee
How though? Isn't it supposed to be potentially super undetectable when dormant?
Ayden Edwards
Yeah, the Jovians are an X-Threat.
Connor Jones
I am not the one claiming something as fact. In fact, what I said was that anything is possible based on what we know, while the butterfaced cuntsocket keep pretending like he knows something the rest of us don't, which is patently ridiculous.
That is not an argument. You have nothing to back that up whatsoever. You're making a statement. It means nothing. Meanwhile, we have an entire section in the books dealing with the unknowable nature of the TITANs and their motivations, clarifying that this is intentionally and explicitly left open for debate and interpretation, for the GM to decide if it ever becomes relevant.
You're a bigger faggot than OZMA.
>picture related >you're on the 9th panel
Ryan Rogers
found the newfag
Gabriel Wilson
I'm in the 12th panel. I'm so sorry, guys.
Wyatt Parker
Only 1d10 and they can create strange matter which is specifically used to rpel such attacks. You are assuming that the nuke will be up against a single person sized swarm and not a kilometer big cloud of it.
Connor Collins
I don't know the specifics, but what I do know is that the books state that the Jovian's have pretty much no x-threats within their territory, so they must be doing something right.
I do know that they use physical wiring for their ships and defenses and communication, though, so I think that prevents the virus from spreading digitally.
Ethan Torres
Firewall is an x-threat... No, seriously, if the Jovian's are an x-threat cause they are "oh so oppressive",
Wyatt Russell
Yes, exactly, because that happened already with existing lore in EP.
Samuel Miller
That seems... dubious. I'm unsure how you could transmit the required information for the stuff they do and also not be able to to transmit digital exsurgency.
Luke Thomas
then Firewall is an x-threat for being a bunch of murderous secret "necessary evil" types
Robert Cox
I don't know man, but they run the simulations against the TITANs and they like what they see, and they keep the x-threats at bay within their territory. How? I don't know. But they do.
Owen Foster
>lesser understanding of science They don't though. >aversion to nanotechnology Yeah because the titans haven't been able to usurp control of these in the past and use them against humanity.
Luke Bennett
>jovians >lesser understanding of science What? Jovians are at the scientific forefront, with easily the best military equipment in the solar system, and the best understanding there is of antimatter reactors and physics, and the infrastructure to back up and disseminate the use of said technology.
Nothing else comes close, even if there'd be individual persons elsewhere with greater knowledge than any one individual jovian.
>aversion to nanotechnology >makes them weaker That same nanotech that was subverted and now roam Earth, looking for organics to disassemble?
Yeah, no, if there's an Exsurgent outbreak or a TITAN return, I think I'm going to count "not having nanofabricators in every room" as a big fucking plus, and the fact that there's no autonomous murder-bots, big or small, on every street.
Zachary Jones
>hi, I've never actually read the EP books, or somehow transferring how they're laid out to a different location makes their content irrelevant the the poster an elitist prick
I'm not even involved in this shit show and can see this is just a pretentious ad hominem attack.
John Garcia
I'm unsure how to feel about this then. It just strikes me as wrong. Seems like the writers were just saying shit, and then not backing it up at all. Kinda like the Ultimates somehow beat TITAN forces on Earth, or some shit that the TITANs actually do themselves. They say "it just is" and then never extrapolate on it.
Levi Wilson
Cause they want this stuff to stay mysterious
Xavier Cooper
And they want the GMs to make up the answers for them. Don't forget that.
Easton Edwards
You're pretty much spot on. It's important to understand that the Jovian's actually are pretty scientifically advanced, it's just that they are developed in ways that subvert the technology of TITANs and transhumans. This means that sure, you don't get to be an octopus with 9 penises at the drop of a hat, but don't think that their military is a bunch of pushovers, lest they own your ass in battle.
Daniel Wright
Alright, I'll concede the the TITAN stuff, but the Ultimates and Jovians still needs explaining. It feels like bullshit, given what else we are told about Exsurgents and TITANs.
Carson Harris
>You have nothing to back that up whatsoever
The entire EP setting. It is a copy of the source materials listed. It stands to reason that [Super AI in EP] works the same way or similar as [Super AI in source material] when [Everything else in EP] works in the same way or similar as [Everything else in source material].
I am arguing on the meta layer, while you are still insisting on staying in a closed off system with game knowledge only.
Honestly, arguing with you is tiring, because it is very apparent that you don't really know anything about EP other than what's presented to you in the game books, which is the wrong way to go about things imo, because those don't exist in a vacuum. There's a reason why EP is written as it is, why it has the elements it has. Ignoring those reasons seems dumb to me.
Elijah Myers
You're gonna see a lot of bad writing and contradictions in Eclipse Phase, sorry to say. But hey, that's the cost that comes with being one of two settings that has transhumanism.
Ayden Phillips
I get that, but I'm not just gonna roll over and take it. The Jovians just feel un-expanded upon. Their pigeon-holing into bad guys has also left them with bullshit abilities with nothing to back it up.
The Ultimates too. I still don't understand what the +Eugenics actually fucking means in relation to them, or how they fight well against TITANs besides "le analog technology". What the fuck does that mean?
Brody Allen
>nd they keep the x-threats at bay within their territory
This is starting to turn into a really shitty repetitive point.
Jovians don't have X-risk problems that we know of mostly because they have minimal vectors. They didn't start with a TITAN/ETI site or have any major TITAN attacks. They have strict controls and filtering to make sure only certain people and information gets in or out. And they plan to keep it that way - as their T-Day plan is to raise a giant data curtain and tell everybody else to fuck off, they've got theirs.
This, of course, makes them the x-risk. If the Jovians could persist in this way, they could irrevocably alter the direction of transhumanity and alter fundamental directions in such a way that it would be beyond the practical scope for it to be undone. They seek to control technology, to control knowledge, to control behavior and limit the ability of an individual to do so, and some push against other outside communities to do so. They do this with military force and displays of power, with no interested vested in them other than the Security Council said "we own Jupiter, pay us or else".
This is something people forget when they discuss X-Risks. Regression or Totalitarian control/subversion are usually small beans compared the cosmic shit of Existential Threats, but just like the Ultimates, if the Jovians did go off their rocker and go all "DEUS VULT" they could be the thing which presents a fundamental risk to shape the future of transhumanity as a whole.
Alexander Anderson
>I still don't understand what the +Eugenics actually fucking means in relation to them,
They want the genetrash to get better DNA and stop fucking reproducing with their shitty defective flats, jesus it's not that hard.
>"le analog technology".
Analog Tools - usually -10 to use, but a broad range of bonuses or outright immunity to Basilisk Hacks. Also no mesh - no wi-fi hacking.
John Harris
Dude we already know that the titans don't work like in other settings because of the exurgent virus.
Jayden Russell
But they can't go "DEUS VULT!" becauce they are not the only one who have industrial scale antimatter production.