So, how would you handle THIS encounter?

So, how would you handle THIS encounter?

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I want to make myself some tinfoil armor now.

+1 protection against the government.

>kill the low level fighters
>take dat ass

those fucking boxer shorts lol

The woman almost looks like a realdoll which adds a whole new level of cringe to that picture

Oh my, big strong men fightin' ova lil' ol' me?
Ah sure hope that brave knight can protect me~
Though, it won't matter who wins, teehee.

bitch had to put a blanket down, couldn't even lie on the ground

Obviously at some point the LARPers became so evolved that they replaced females with birthing machines. The resultant lack of distraction and henpecking allowed them to focus entirely on war, so they bombed themselves back to the stone age and now they just fight with each other over fake pussy with sticks and rocks all day long.

Why does he have red cloth tucked into the back of his boxers?

Same reason the other guy is wearing a blue hat.

Crips vs Bloods larp.

Brofist my goblin brother and prop her up with The Eiffel Tower. What else?

>a blue hat.
That's a spaghetti strainer of deflection.

guys in tinfoil armor get girls like that. you should do it

Don't know about other anons but I'm from the Conan school of adventuring.

is this supposed to recreate some famous fantasy art? the composition seems familiar somehow

What i'm seeing is that guy with the falchion has tusks, indicating he's a halforc, is wearing a breastplate, and has a helmet. That means he has at least 2 str and 6 AC on the guy with the longsword, who only has a sash of agility and an amulet of natural armor.

That booty is getting plundered by the Orc

Can I pickpocket her while they're all focused on each other?

it's probably some kind of conan or schlock fantasy art by some italian dude, yeah

By not being a white knight and walking away.

More likely PORCED, amirite?

>join the fight after both fighters are down to about half hp

>kill both fighters with my force build and steal their resources and weights

>fly off

>laugh about it in ooc

>train till more people start fighting outside my base

If I walked across this in the woods I would engage the two men in casual conversation and ask to have a feel of the shorter sword. I would let sucker punch one as hard as I could hopefully killing him then visciously shank the other with the sword. I would then run after the bitch who is trying to escape barefooted and drag her to the blanket and fuck her ass hole until I blow a load deep inside her slut greedy ass hole. She would love it. I know she would.

It's from something called the Frazetta Meatcard Challenge in 2009, where people had to stage one of three Frazetta paainting to win business cards printer on meat.

See web.archive.org/web/20091205110126/http://www.meatcards.com/pages/alpha-tester-challenge for proof.

I recognise that ass. The chick pretending to be the man is the same chick in OP's pic!!!

Also captcha draw around the street signs. The fuck is with all the streetsigns captcha's lately?

She swaps roles in this one, with her ass that wouldn't be out of place in a real Frazetta.

Tis a damn fine ass.

I don't get why everyone here is fawning over that ass. It's a good ass but it's not exactly a rarity you only see once every blue moon. There's nothing special about it.

I'd handle Dat ass alright
[Spoiler] Gods I'm lonely[/spoiler]

>my sanity upon realizing

kek

>stretching your naked unprotected hand towards the guy with the machete
>keeping your sword hovering behind you over your girl
The guy's got his priorities straight.

As the guy with the colander on his head what he uses to get his legs so damn smooth.

As with most things, it's relative. If there are no sexy ladies in your local hobby community, even a moderately sexy lady who shows and interest in this shit will seem even sexier.

Also, there's the fact that she's almost entirely anonymous, since you can't see any of her face in any of the three photos posted, so you can project.

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>Those hands
>'Girls' like that.

SWIGITTY SWOOTY.

If that's a tranny, I could not care less.

Then you're gay, and should fuck off out of Veeky Forums. We have higher standards than that.

You clearly haven't been on Veeky Forums very long.

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...buddy I think its you who needs to leave. Loving the feminine penis has been a Veeky Forums thing since...forever really. Do you forget that Veeky Forums and /d/ are kissing cousins?

Besides, it's roughly humanoid. That's pretty conservative by Veeky Forums standards.

In the pictures where you can see her face, she's a real cutie

shoot nerds
rape whore

You don't happen to have any of those do you? For reasons y'know?

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Get your facts straight. Veeky Forums went home drunk with /k/ one night. She hated herself afterward, but nine months later, Veeky Forums was born. Except at child support hearings, she still denies that /k/ is the father. She hates Veeky Forums too, especially because he's more creative and talented than she is. /k/ puts up with Veeky Forums but isn't much of a father; Veeky Forums's too much of a wannabe. That's why she didn't say anything when /d/ and /a/ started molesting Veeky Forums.

t h i c c

>Loving the feminine penis has been a Veeky Forums thing since...forever really
Back to /b/ with you

hehehe

this

but /b/ is where the Veeky Forums came from

I just found the contest website, and it's been taken down. Image searching the OP leads to porn.

I actually was curious for non-fapping reasons. It seemed like a cool idea. Sad that whatever it is, it's gone.

Also, meatcards?!? wtf

And I came from a woman. Does that mean I have to stuff tampons up my dickhole?

Best one from the contest.

My DnD character would offer the girl a sweater and see if anyone was in danger. If not, she'd just leave.

My MnM Character-turned-Villain would probably see if any of them are worth enlisting into her schemes, if not she'd probably just kill them.

Goblins ill like fire, Arisen!

>Veeky Forums
>not /Totally Gay/
Never been to a beefcake thread I see

>not knowing the Veeky Forums board culture since circa 2009
bruh

It hurts because it's true.

Absolutely disgusting, you aids ridden faggot.

That is a dumb meme, lurk more.

Pretty sure Veeky Forums is older than Veeky Forums, dating back to Warhammer wednesdays.

Wait wasn't this a Rick and Morty episode?

>I'm from the Conan school of adventuring.
That's a fine school, a real fine school.
Get a first class education.

>he doesn't stuff tampons up his dickhole

>Crips vs Bloods larp.
I wanna see it.
But I wanna see it from afar, though.

Man, you know what fuck it, I'll just play GTA V instead.