FOR THE EMPEROR!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Jaxson Cooper
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Jackson Ramirez
IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME
Aaron Wright
Is desire to know more a heresy?
Ryan Cruz
>unsheathes boneswords
>burrows behind you
Ian Ortiz
>Channels psyker charkra
>teleports behind your teleport
Adrian Ward
What a movie that was.
It pained me to see the main actor having to do stuff like being Roasted in place of Captain America for Screen Junkies.
Dominic Scott
>yolorush a fuckton of light infantry right into the bugs
>have air superiority, don't use it at all
>spaceships can't move out of the way of those relatively slow moving plasma shots and/or counterbattery those big slow moving plasma bugs
>no armored vehicles ever
Not even the Imperial Guardsmen are this wasteful with their dudes.
Did they improve in the other movies? I only watched the first one and remember a mind control plot about the second one.
Benjamin Torres
Having seen Starship Troopers 3 most recently, it's the only one I remember fairly clearly. Basically, they're investigating a thing with a confirmed psychic woman whose powers aren't really anything to write home about on board, only to find out that, hey, they have smaller brain bugs now that look like hellish dragonflies and can live inside your body in place of the back of your skull and spinal column and are indistinguishable from you unless they leave your body because they know everything you did; they're brain bugs, they gain your knowledge by eating your brain.
She finds out about this because, surprise-surprise, she's pregnant, and female psychics get a psychic boost when they're knocked up. Long story short, they take evidence that the higher-ups may have been replaced by these untraceable, hellish new brain bugs back to Earth, and it gets publicized... and then summarily swept under the rug to prevent the spread of internal panic. The ending scene is a military ranker, the really loud one that's always around the recruitment office, looking at main character girl's baby as she's holding it during one of her visits to a friend and saying, "More meat for the grinder," in a really creepy tone that hints that he may be a bug in human skin.
I'm giving it more credit than it deserves. It's not as great as it sounds.
Isaiah Foster
The stupidity is deliberate. Remember this movie is a colossal satire of War Movies, Militarism, America Fuck Yeah and all of that.
Xavier Wright
Or maybe this was something else? I'm googling it, but I'm not seeing anything familiar. It's literally been several years.