8 legs of sexy

Been playing around with some arachnomancer and drider character builds for DnD and I realised that I've seen a thread for almost every other race here except our little bros. It's time we show our 8 legged friends some love!

Share your spider related stories Veeky Forums. Characters, campaigns, whatever. Praise Lolth and make the underdark great again.

Obligatory.

How do I make a drider good, Veeky Forums?

Make Drizzt and add spider legs.

Manscorpion Tark but with spider bits instead of scorpion bits.

Freak teleportation accident.
Somewhere there's a spider with tiny human legs.

Blatantly pander to the BDSM, Mummification and vore fetishes of your party and windmill slam the table into a full-blown ERP magical realm.

Woohoo, thanks for that user, been a while since my sides felt such bliss.

Spiders are horrible, heartless creatures.

...

that is a hilarious thought

ceiling cavalry spiders
they act like cavalry, but on the ceiling

because you know they are spiders

that is a horrifying thought

He's actually a half-spider. His father was a wizard with too much spare time and his mother was an intelligent but otherwise ordinary spider.

He tells people he's a drider because it's easier than explaining the truth and most people wouldn't believe it anyway.

KILL IT!

Use them as a teams heavy cavalry like suggest. I think it'd be pretty cool to have a armored melee class drider acting as the wizards or rangers multi-terrain war horse. In open areas you can just flank around and act as a shock unit and web down any high valued targets and blitzkrieg through enemy lines.

mobile ceiling wizards brooooooo and without using any magic so fuckin STEALTH MOBILE CEILING WIZARD-MOUNTED SPODER CALVARLY

bro just bro

spodermens are awesum

Can you fucking imagine half your team entering the room where the BBEG's at and he's like "This is all you have?" And your team's like "nope" ? points up, and the BBEG gets blasted in the face with fireball, disintegrate and a giant spider just pounces his ass? Even better. BBEG is has arachnophobia.

Spiders are cute!

CUTE!

I would literally die laughing at the ensuing chaos