Complete the following sentence:

Whisky.

Wizards

Torches.
It's... um... don't ask. It's a thing I have.

Kobolds. They're like living teddy bears that you can fuck without feeling like a pervert.

For (you).

Amelia, pls

The horde

Weapons of mass destruction.
It would be the most useful.

And invade china.

So I could hoard gold.

Sorry, not into black cocks. Try again.

Who?

Dragons!

waifus

Wat?!

Have a (you)

>horde
hoard, you illiterate mongoloid.

First off, you're an angry kid.

Secondly, you got beaten to it.

I would use a horde of mongols to hoard my treasure. And fuck all the qt ones as I see fit. Sounds like a plan.

porn.

Underrated post.

bearer bonds.

You're fucking retarded. What kind of slack-jawed fuckwit would even build those things, let alone horde them. This may be Veeky Forums, but can we keep things just a tiny bit realistic?

Lol nope

How the fuck do you fuck them without feeling like a pervert, especially with the teddy bear analogy?

you know the answer, user

you're still an illiterate mongoloid.

>hoard, you illiterate mongoloid.
Horde, you non-mongol filth!

I would hoard other dragon hoards.

Sports cars and fighter jets

kek

you bastard

>and this is how the dragon central banking system was developed

A dragon banker would make an interesting npc.

B-but entire one?
Ara Ara, how am I going to fit them?

Intelligence and businesses. Respectable business dragon. Went to night school, got my degree in business with a minor in accounting, got my CPA, now I own 3/4ths of the country and they dont even know. I'm looking to add countries to the hoard, but you gotta get the first one in somehow so business and blackmail until then.

Near-naked oiled muscly men. Then I'd have them call me "the Emperor."

Better?

>hoard fine art and historical curiosities
>charge people to visit my museum
>hoard the entrance fees, therefore getting two hoards for the price of one
>dragon-fap to the nude statuary

>If I were a Dragon I would horde:

Other Dragon's hordes. While they are away. For a fee.

Birds in my pussy

>came here to post "bitches"
>beaten by fpbp trips
"Woman becomes part of dragon's hoard" is one of my very specific magical realms

I might be with this guy.
Otherwise
Filthy lucre, knowledge and magic items
you have good taste user

i gotcha, OP

Smaller dragons

Robots

I would hoard other dragon's hoards. All hoards listed in this thread are now mine. I have no safe for work dragon pictures for this thread, sorry.

>teddy bears
>can fuck
>without feeling like a pervert
dafuq

Traps, a lot of which would be heroes trying to slay me whom I've permanently polymorphed into traps.

>Dragon hotglueing life size statues

>collecting beings that live their entire lives in the blink of an eye compared to your own

why not hoard houseflies too

Dragon dildos

...

reaction images or rare Pepes, maybe both

Very high maintenance, though.

How many boars would the dragons horde before the dragon's hoard got gored?

In fact, I searched specifically to see if anyone did it first, and was shocked to find they hadn't.

Don't your average D&D dragons live to be a few thousand years old? A human lifespan is not exactly a "blink of an eye" in that case. It's like calling humans ridiculous for collecting fish. What's more, some of the traps he hoards could be nonhuman with significantly larger lifespans, such as elven traps.

I'd make them immortal, obviously.

Possibly some kind of mass-scale phylactery built into the lair that they die if they move too far away from, thus ensuring that they could not rebel even if they wanted to.

Dragons in D&D CAN live forever

this.

see

Oh come on

Other Dragons

Cheese.

Imagine the fucking smell.

Shadowrun.gif

If you have to hoard things based on your occupation/lifestyle I would end up hoarding teeth -_-

Orks would come from miles away to try and steal my tooth hoard.

Are you the tooth fairy?

Books

of porn

of scenery

Beanie Babies.

They'll be worth a fortune one day.

Monsters. Gotta catch 'em all.
Anyone else noticing how often "calle" comes up in the legacy CAPTCHA?

>be male dentist
>Have new patient bring in 5 year old daughter
>first words out of the girls mouth were "my mommy says your the tooth fairy"

I just might be the tooth fairy, who knows.

idk, stuff

THOSE TAGS!
THEY AREN'T COVERED!

...

Nah, I'd alliance.
except gnomes. They can fuck off and die. Last time I ate one of their chickens it turned out to be made of metal, and then it exploded in my face.

Dragons. Think about it: each of them would have a hoard too, and since the Dragons are my hoard their hoards are mine as well.

Delete this and put a spoiler on it.

Lowfyr, go to bed

it's spanish for street

Gold.

Artwork of my own creation. With so much time to be alive I could probably become at all forms of art before my life is even half over. Then I'd spend the rest of my days improving my craft, maybe even teach a college class or two.

I recorded all the MST3K episodes I could while they were on the air. They really are precious, to me.

>Scenery Porn Books
Get your degeneracy to a red board.

>horde
English teachers.

I would keep beehives so I can take the honey and pour it on my humans as I lick them. Then make them maintain my beehives which I sell and horde the profit from which so I can feed my humans whom I lick with the honey

depending on power levels, cultures. I would keep funtioning small kingdoms in time loops of varying length, from all throughout history, shrunken down and sealed away for me to study.

I thought D&D dragons weren't actually immortal, however they live so goddamn long that chances are they get killed first. They grow for their wholes lives, and then they reach a point where they start fading away. It's why dracolichs exist. A dragon realizes that even though he's lived through eons, he still isn't immortal, so for the first time he fears death, as most dragons never reach that point, as they die first, so they panic and become a lich.

History. Documents, artifacts...anything of historical value, even if a collector might turn up his nose at it.

I'll probably just raid a few museums.