but tzeentch thought it would be boring to just watch you die, so you have gained a random power as well as becoming a random race
your main power: powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Special:Random
what race you are: 1d100 1-25 human 26-50 ork 51-60 tau 61-70 eldar 71-80 dark eldar 81-85 abhuman 86-90 chaos demon (free) 91-99 chaos demon (slave to the gods, 1d4 for what god you are part of) 100 chaos god
saw someone else do this and thought it would
and to make it even weirder your "created" right in the middle of the last place you played ,something 40k related, with your pcs/ armies still where they left of
how long until you die?
October 30, 2016 - 09:42
rollan
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Beauty_Embodiment
with a power like that I'll be severely disappointed if I'm not a slaaneshi daemon
October 30, 2016 - 09:48
fuck, thought we were using post numbers,
wait, how the fuck do you even roll dice anymore, the email fields gone
October 30, 2016 - 09:52
Rolled 31 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Gene-Splicing
Cmon Dark Eldar because it's thematic
October 30, 2016 - 09:54
how did you do that
also, congrats on being mad doc grotsnik
October 30, 2016 - 09:56
I guess I'm a Mad Dok that will unleas Squigstealers (imagine genestealers except instead of calling for a hive fleet they call for our fleet) and make some Primorks
I just put dice in the options field
October 30, 2016 - 09:57
Rolled 10 (1d100)
look, i feel sad for you, im just gonna roll for you
October 30, 2016 - 09:59
Rolled 75 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Power_Via_Blood inb4 edgy race qq
Use the options field
October 30, 2016 - 10:00
>dark eldar blood manipulator FUGG
October 30, 2016 - 10:01
then I guess I'm raped to death on some shitty hive world or instantaneously become a slaaneshi daemon prince
thanks user
October 30, 2016 - 10:01
Rolled 54 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Greatness_Manifestation
This power sounds like something the Emperor would have...
October 30, 2016 - 10:05
>revenge empowered dark eldar
holy fucking shit
if you get the ball rolling fast enough you could snowball to retarded levels
October 30, 2016 - 10:06
well at least i can be a yeti
October 30, 2016 - 10:06
I never die because the warp is immortal. Can I be a daemonette if Im a free demon? Im guessing no, in that case Ill just be a succubus or something similar.
October 30, 2016 - 10:14
Rolled 46 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Peace_Manipulation too bad The Emperor didn't have that ability. somehow I think I'd be assassinated right quick. probably by an Ork.
October 30, 2016 - 10:14
Greatness Manifestation sounds like something that would be caused by having an overwhelmingly massive presence in the Warp...
But don't the Tau have an extremely weak presence in the Warp?
So, what's the deal?
October 30, 2016 - 10:15
>peace manipulation >ork truly, the mpost useless of abilitys
October 30, 2016 - 10:16
>powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Enhanced_Staff_Proficiency Fuck yeah, time to be the technowizard I've always wanted to be.
October 30, 2016 - 10:19
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Cocoon_Generation >tfw nids aren't on the list
October 30, 2016 - 10:21
>Ork >Air absorption
so I can yell and fart extremely loudly
this is sufficiently amusing.
October 30, 2016 - 10:21
Rolled 15 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Guilt_Empowerment Sounds like a fun thing for an Eldar cuck.
October 30, 2016 - 10:23
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Adaptive_Resurrection I feel like this is especially OP in the 41st millenium
October 30, 2016 - 10:23
So, I am a Human with power to control the Laws of the Universe itself.
My last played game was a game of Dark Heresy.....
youtube.com /watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo
October 30, 2016 - 10:32
Rolled 37 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /World_Healing
>heal entire planet >everyone who was slowly bleeding out gets up and goes back to killing eachother >end up becoming a chosen of Khorne as I let the blood keep flowing
October 30, 2016 - 10:38
Or I'm an Ork and I get to give the boyz a real good fight
October 30, 2016 - 10:39
Rolled 96 (1d100)
actually, it's Deja Fu. powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Chronokinetic_Combat
so on the upper end of the scale, I'm pretty fucking powerful,on the lower end I may be able to survive a couple more seconds in battle.
October 30, 2016 - 10:43
Rolled 2 (1d4)
probably going to be tzeentch
October 30, 2016 - 10:47
Rolled 40 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Compassion_Empowerment I literally have the power of friendship. Absolutely Magical.
October 30, 2016 - 10:55
>Chaos Demon of Friendship ayy lmao
October 30, 2016 - 10:56
I'm an Ork with the power of friendship at my side.
This will end well.
October 30, 2016 - 10:56
Fuck your rerolls, faggot. You're a chaos demon.
October 30, 2016 - 10:57
You can handle my staff any time, user~
October 30, 2016 - 11:02
Rolled 1 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Omniscience
well, I guess I will know exactly how fucked I am.
October 30, 2016 - 11:03
Time to get Heresy'd for creating demons pr recruited to a Radical Inquisitorial squad as their resident kill stuff psyker.
October 30, 2016 - 11:04
Rolled 53 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Pure_Soul >tfw too pure for this universe
October 30, 2016 - 11:04
>this thread >again >we've done this 3 times before >you deleted the copy paste version >you just took out the writefag bit >it even has the same fucking picture >mfw
October 30, 2016 - 11:07
an ork that has never had a down time between battles
October 30, 2016 - 11:08
Rolled 59 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Omnipresence I don't even know how this works.
October 30, 2016 - 11:09
CUD E HAV ENUFF DAKKA, IF E'S DA ORKIEST?
October 30, 2016 - 11:10
Rolled 2 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Spawning
unfortunately, Tyranids are not a choice, so i hope for Ork, maybe?
Either way i'm gonna be a very prolific mommy [spolier]I'm a guy[/spoiler]
October 30, 2016 - 11:13
>literally just the god emperor of mankind 2.0
October 30, 2016 - 11:15
Rolled 62 (1d100)
powerlisting.wikia.com /wiki /Reality_Artistry Lets see, i gues an ork would be funny.
October 30, 2016 - 11:35
Rolling for my race
Also does this power mean I've essentially just become a portal to the warp? If so, that's very JUST AS PLANNED of Tzeentch
October 30, 2016 - 11:41
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>Accelerated Perception The one time I cant find the picture of that diorama with the Ork wall running like he's in the matrix.
October 30, 2016 - 11:54
You just became the emperor
October 30, 2016 - 12:10