Games Workshop Halloween Night Meeting

It is Halloween night and therefore time for Games Workshop's yearly How Can We Be More Evil meeting. At this meeting, they scheme ways to maximize neck-beard tear production for the year to come.

Given the success of last year's thread, they have decided to again take suggestions from Veeky Forums

So fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls, come up with evil ideas for Games Workshop to implement. Keep in mind, while being pointlessly cruel is always a plus for the big GW, they also really like money.

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Some ideas from last thread where:

> Microtransactions. GW makes a 40k app, where you can buy one use 'cards' that grant extra attacks or allow you to reroll dice.

> Make all GW tourneys only allow GW paints, GW tools, and GW glues in making models.

> Pay to own dataslates, that grant elite versions of units. The slates are also only rented and expire after awhile. For double evil, the elite versions are also limited in number.

> The use of official GW terrain is folded into the rules, like other unit types

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In all seriousness, GW has done plenty of good stuff recently, I'm pretty optimist with their future. All we need now is a good overhaul of the 40k rules and it'd be fine honestly.

Wouldn't the simplest, yet most evil thing, be to have only currently in-production miniatures be Official Citadel Miniatures?

It's the perfect cover, they're setting us up for the final blow.

It's brilliant really

Not Release
Plastic Sisters of Battle.

Nor Squat them.

for the next decade.

>le Roundtree is different maymay

>GSC
>legions codexes
>plastic sisters
>made to order
>community interaction
>doesn't think vidya competes with models sales, so we get great stuff like deathwing
>tons of deals with even more on the way
>plastic HH
>plastic primarchs

>thinking he's not infinitely better than kirby

You forgot actual support for new specialist games

All of this counts still jack shit.

I can clean my ass with legion rules and plastic sisters if the ruleset is a mess, codices are still divided in "have" and "have-nots". CSM get "fixes" in 5 codices not being good for one, new rules are added for more confusion. And new mini factions are added when we would need merging and reboots. Orks still sucks, half codices like tempestus struggle.

Made to order is incredibly short; is a token defense against other companies. I was in travel and when I was back the models I needed were already gone. Fuck them.

Community interaction.. like? Writing bullshit on facebook? Seriosly?

I do not give a flying fuck about vidyas.

I do not give a flying fuck about plastic Primarchs, too. The scale they represent into the game is not the 40k I want.They move on a story when what I want is a setting. If you want to expand, go back in time (HH) or expand the races (like they did with tau back then).
They are like IK, but for the story too, not only the power level.

Is shit. Is different shit, but still shit. I already started to look into other companies for my stormies army.

GW getting involved with specialist games is the worst thing I can imagine happening for the games.
>awful rules
>overpriced models
>back to the shitty 'GW OFFICIAL ONLY' mentality

I can't wait to see them to shit all over what the BB community built these years.
Hiring some hack to re-write or adjust the rules without even knowing what is doing, see the Lotr sbg ---> Hobbit SBG change.
Dear god those weapon type rules are a special shadow of retard.

>>tons of deals with even more on the way
that show how much fucking overpriced shit usually is.

Not familiar with the Hobbit, but played LoTR back in the day. Can you give me a quick summary of what they fucked up?

They kinda fixed the monsters (without touching/updated the Balrog) but one of the attacks is broken (Hurl).

They added new heroic action but one imbalances the combat boosting too much Fight.

They added special attack so you can use special strike in base you have a mace or a sword but they are not balanced each with the other, slow the game and change to much the numbers in a game in which each number increment is very important. This is the dumbest.

Power creep. Normal orcs with 2 attacks. Before, it was a rare thing a troop with 2 attaks. Furthermore, Hobbit heroes are too strong compared to the lore and the lotr heroes.

I bet new BB will be the same.

Make affordable price points.

Make old and new skirmish games.

Make our own ttrpg line with community beta testing.

Make a new 40k beta test with feedback used.

Introduce new Sisters of Battle models wuth a competitive codex.

Do the same thing with Squats, Orks, Hrud, Enslavers, etc.

Sell cheaper price point hobby supplies.

Host LOTS of official tournaments and have well paud, knowledgable official GW organizers.

Host more casual, fluffy, friendky seasonal and a world event every 2-4 years.


Imagine the despair as all these jaded neckbeards are forces to swallow theyr pride, their hatred! Think of all the ravenous sales they will fall victim to like the suckers they are! The self loathing hypocrisy will be a veritable feast while we still rake in their money from all the overzealous spending!! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!

>drug and alcohol tests before you can play a game in their shops
Gotta keep that family-friendly image up

Restore Warhammer Fantasy

As a noblebright steam punk setting

Well, all I can say is that you sound like a spoiled little shit. Let me guess, you are some newfag to 40k, whose whining about "muh balance"? If you think its fucking bad right now, than you have NO FUCKING CLUE what 5th and 6th was like. Because hey, look on the brightside! If you use the books, you might be able to play CSM without spamming heldrakes! But hey, aside from that:

>Complaining about the Genestealer Cults being both fluffy and viable
>Bitching about them bringing back old mini's, a move old GW would never even think of doing.
>Complaining about Ally armies being ally armies, instead of being glad that were getting shit like Ad Mech
>Getting mad at GW for LITERALLY WRITING FAQ's and doing online Erratas for free.
>Not playing vidya, like Mordeheim, Battlefleet, Deathwing, or Total War
>Complaining about bundles like Start Collecting!

So, in total, I dont give a "Flying fuck" about your shitty opinion. I hope you die.

How about a Space Marine, inside a space marine, inside a space marine, INSIDE a space marine?

haha, memes! I understood that reference, therefore its comical value is maximized for that triggers my sides, as the 4chans say, to burst! Automated jokes such as these are hilarious as you can just replace your own lack of sense of humor for a pre-defined set of "memes" that you can copy paste at any moment!

Well played my fellow "memester"!

>>plastic sisters
You best be talking about Silence because if you seriously believe that SoBs are coming then you deserve the coming heartbreak.

>>drug and alcohol tests before you can play a game in their shops
That would wipe out most of my local scene.

It would be glorious.

Replace the chaos gods with chick-tract style Satanism.

I like you