CYOA thread

I THINKS I figured out how this works.

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This isn't strictly a waifu CYOA put it popped up in the search. There has to be at least one waifu option.

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I will pick the determination card. I have to make sure I always state small goals (read a chapter at a time instead of the whole book at once).

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>Its that episode of /cyoag/ where one user dumps all the old cyoas he saved at the start of the thread
>that are just going to be ignored

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More than one user, since I only dumped Familiar. It's in the spirit of the holiday, after all.

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He didn't erally go overboard yet, though. There's also some more uncommon ones, so I think it's fine.

>celebrating a holiday where we force kids to cosplay and walk door to door, asking random strangers for candy

I swear Halloween is holiday designed for pedophiles to abduct children.

In the spirit of Halloween have a horror themed cyoa

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> Touhou CYOA still not done
I NEED IT.

>Not celebrating a holiday that lets cosplay be normal for at least one day of the year.

>he thinks normies would appreciate costumes inspired by your weird Chinese rotary scope cartoons.

requesting as many time stop comfy area cyoas as possible

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>Witch (Waifish Orphan)
>Mammal (Pic related)
>The Body (Humanize) Because catgrill
>Charming
>Detector
>Guide
>Speedy
>Valet
>The King's Faire

I'm hooking up with eva

You forgot the pastebin link: pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

Why are they all awful, leftist or both?

thanks m8

Because conservative women are too garbage to even include?

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>no European Union option

>>Not celebrating a holiday that lets CROSSDRESSING be normal for at least one day of the year.
FTFY

>Bill Gates will let you have Tay

Welp, sorry Brazil, I'm sure that worldwide party would have been nice, but I need my Nazi AI waifu.

mussolini wasn't actually racist at all... hitler was

mussolini was pretty progressive in terms of race

Form:demon
Unique power: demonic magic
Immortality: rebirth
Location: Nature: the woods

Powers
Trapped
Illusion
Voices
Elemental magic
Command
Insanity
Vanishing

Weaknesses: True name and religion

Have some overpowered nonsense cyoas

>FTFY
This man knows what's up.

No other time of year is it so easy to fuck a feminine guy who is dressed as Homuhomu, while another guy dressed as Rei sucks him off.

Is it, though?

I did crossdress to one halloween party in my teens and got weird looks.

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>TFW you're not feminine enough to ever pull off crossdressing no matter what time of year it is

You only get weird looks if you can't pass well enough.

>ftw I'm too desensitized to be sexually stimulated by anything.

>have to have a massive dick to get my ideal gf

I'm probably in the minority here, but I really don't want a big dick.

>tfw the only thing that excites men, sexually or otherwise, is new CYOAs with good storybuilding potential

It hurts, anons.

>waifu
>learn 10 languages
>$100,000 a day

There, now I get to be a comfy neet and travel whenever i want

You are definitely in the minority

I just don't much like physical contact in general. No idea why. Probably because the dysphoria from the depression kind of kills most good bodily feelings. It wasn't always like this, but my depression has been getting worse for the past decade. If medication helps, then I'll probably be back to liking physical contact. When I was younger, holding hands with someone I liked was enough to have me soaring like a kite, but now it doesn't do anything for me.

Big dicks look nice in porn, but I'd never really want to have one.

What could a crossdressing cyoa entail?

Yeah, it'd get in the way and i honestly like having a semi small penis. It's comfortable

Well if you're into getting cucked then I can understand that viewpoint.

Have fun dude! Remember to give your half black kid a nice fitting ethnic name.

This one hurts my soul. None of the others even come close to what this one offers

Lots of trap options.

Where's the mystery box

Gisela is probably the best.

Lots of money is hardly a downside, and it shouldn't be that hard to make her realize people are a LOT worse off than she is. Once you fix her problems, you still get a decent looking girlfriend who is fucking rich.

Here's the completed, and most recent version - the one you posted was an early WIP version

How does durability work if you're a spirit?

Was going to do a cyoa dump from my phone

you can't access photos on ios 10 now without signing up to icloud

kill me

>you don't need a headphone jack
>you don't need easy access to photos

Apple really nailed this one, huh.

He's a faggot. One who prefers to be straddling a dick.

A black guy impregnating a non-existant girl that he isn't attracted to is rather low on his list of concerns.

Ability to blend, minor shape-shifting powers, voice changing, etc.

I like medium-sized, but slightly small isn't too bad. Just as long as it looks good.

I'm more thinking about how much it fucking hurts. Anal fissures are no fun.

>Room Type
Metal Cubes
>Entrance Method
Touch Me, Touch Me
>Physical Items
Yum
200% Comfy
Gaymen Piisii
The Rest
Stronk Gear
L-Lewd!!
Veeky Forumsbulous
Ocean Man
Aesthetics

i'm just sick of this new technological trend to force you to sign up to a hundred different things, and the deliberate overcomplication of shit.

was on the train earlier and saw a cool article in my widget, i clicked it and was greeted by yet another patronizing sign up page

Its almost as if Apple thinks its consumer base are prehistoric troglodytes that will probably lodge their iphones up their assholes and forget how to breath if there were too many buttons, interface jacks or options on their IOS.

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That's what happens when everyone and their mothers are trying to monetize the internet.

I had anal fissures myself and I'm straight. Too much spicy food and booze

Ya know I've always like single page cyoas
Not to say the multi-page cyoas aren't great but some times you don't want seven pages worth of options

I like single page cyoas done right like the spooky cyoa or the first version of super soldier cyoa, if its just pick one from 4-12 arbitrary options I'm really not that interested.

Although there are some exceptions.

Dick options. Lots of them.

Options to adjust your physical build a la sissy life.

Trappy clothing options with various effects, some incredibly fetishy. Don't be afraid to include mundane bulk wardrobe options by style/theme, women's clothing is expensive.

General lifestyle stuff not intrinsically trappy, like free money and a very expensive immortality option, because old traps are disgusting.

Various Futas and sexy husbandos. If you run low on ideas, just steal the profiles of various anons. That one guy from the last thread who likes frequent hard fucking, orgasm denial, and bondage, but gets sick easily and isn't comfortable with physical affection sounds like a well-balanced husbando for a cyoa. Just make up a sexy sounding name and slap him in there.

>No one picks anything other than Big Sis

Better than everything wanting you to log in via Facebook. Fuck that noise, I don't want my net activities linked with me.

Why the fuck did I quote that post.

That post number wasn't in the field when I hit the post button.

>When I was younger, holding hands with someone I liked was enough to have me soaring like a kite, but now it doesn't do anything for me.
There's the user who said you were physically defective BTFO. What has your life been like while your depression has grown?

>Pornsite wants you to log in with facebook to comment.

Anyone who makes that mistake deserves what's coming to them when their family finds out they were looking at Mother-Son Incest JOI.

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What I don't really understand is, why do sites these days automatically assume that you want to broadcast out whatever you've done on them to every other fucking social media site you have ever used?

> "Begone spirit, for you are banished!"
> "Fuck off."

>Taking all freebies
>Other: Something like a middle-american house with like a thousand lofts. Fucking loves lofts.
>Power Gem
>Physical Items:
Auto-Veeky Forums
Jam Session
200% Comfy
Gaymen Piisii
Fully Loaded
/diy/ Zone
Veeky Forums as Heck
L-LEWD!!
Veeky Forumsbulous
Aesthetics
>Abilities/Extras:
Redesign [2]
Lasting Effects [4]
Reality Convert [6]
All Along [8]
Attractive Forces [9]
HQ, HQ [10]
Skinship [11]
Aether Orchestra [12]
Machine Learning [14]
Stylish [15]
Min-Max [17]: /out/, Seeds: Yellowstone back-country near Grassy Lake Reservoir in the summer, Zions National Park near South Guardian Angel in the late fall, and the area near Causey Reservoir in the winter.

Like this?

Isn't that magical defense

>BTFO
I may be, but finding out that an user whose fetishes and preferred position largely align with mine is still a viable husbando is hardly a defeat that I'll feel the sting of.

Everybody wins! Quite the outcome for a conversation that started over vomiting semen.

They're horrid and I wouldn't wish them on anyone.

He's not entirely wrong. I did get my brain from Abbey Normal, after all.

Life's been mostly consumed by school, work, and schoolwork. As per usual, dreams have been crushed as the naivete was squeezed out of me. The world has just been getting darker, and even when I have great accomplishments I don't feel like I've done anything. My health is still inconsistent, and I've been sick all weekend. I've started making CYOAs as a way to try gaining a skill that might help me survive after I graduate, as my grades will probably keep me from getting a job right off the bat. They're fun and I really enjoy making them. In fact, I enjoy making them more than I like playing them.

You will never meet that other anonymous person in real life.

>As per usual, dreams have been crushed as the naivete was squeezed out of me.
What dreams?

>The world has just been getting darker, and even when I have great accomplishments I don't feel like I've done anything.
Oh user...

>They're fun and I really enjoy making them. In fact, I enjoy making them more than I like playing them.
Now I want to know which are yours!

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