Emperor-dammit Perkins
40k Humor thread
Brayden Foster
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Cooper Wright
Posting the books is against the rules and those are the best 40k related jokes I can think of.
Joshua Bell
Perkins saw a challenge and the Emperor be damned if he did not accept that challenge
Grayson Miller
Pretty good post.
Connor Stewart
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Ethan Harris
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Henry White
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Aiden Baker
You want 40komedy?
Fine.
I give you Lil'Rogal Dorn, and the rest of the Chibiprimes.
Wyatt Bell
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Justin Cox
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Zachary Cruz
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Josiah Cook
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Brandon White
I love how SM are completely oblivious to everything.
Lucas Parker
what a time to be alive.
Mason Richardson
Angron's creepy chibi.
Logan Rogers
A Space Marine that can beat a Bugatti Veyron on foot.
I would not want to fuck with a Blood Angel.
>Brother Velocitus! The heretic leader escapes in his designer sport-vehicle!
>Do not worry, brothers! SANGUINIUS - SPEEEEEED!
>*heretic looks in rear view mirror*
>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck OH FUCK!
Jeremiah Fisher
kek
Christopher Anderson
> SANGUINIUS - SPEEEEEED!
Oh my Emperor this shit is good.
Leo Nelson
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Xavier Peterson
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Angel Robinson
But what if you make them laught, thought ?
Brody Diaz
I will never not chuckle at this.
Jack Morales
Classic
Sebastian Wood
>eye on the wall not the presidential seal
Nathan Reed
Jesus Christ I'm dying
Parker Cox
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Isaiah Powell
> Be playing 1000 sons in 40k
> always play psyker heavy because tzeench mah homeboy
> use pink horrors and heralds as psyker batteries for Ahriman trolling
>Ahriman got doombolt
>YouraBigGuy.jpg
>Decide to try out new heretic psyker powers
>Geomortis FTW
> roll a 6 and get abillity to move terrain for my Master psyker thats unmarked
>TheFireRises.jpg
>Be playing emperors will, 1 objective on each table half
>Game begins and i start my infiltration w/ ahriman and psykers
>I go first turn because tzeench favors me...today..
>use ahriman to rape one flank of the table with doombolt blowing up vehicles
>DickIsaAP2weapon.jpg
>Last 6 dice of psyker pool... itstime.jpg
>throw all 6 at abillity to move shit around because warp charge 3
>WERE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE LOYALISTS PAY FOR IT
>WERE REALLY GOING TO MAKE CHAOS GREAT AGAIN!
>my objective is located on the far flank of my table side because emperors will and is surrounded by 4 giant ruins
>Move giant ass piece of terrain to create wall 1" apart still effective at walling off bikers and tanks becuse no windows lmfao
>terrain is gone, now to make loyalists pay for it... in blood..lolol
>AP3 bolters proceed to tear up ravenwing bikers
>RIP.jpg
>Turn 2, move more terrain wall has been completed
>JustAsPlanned.jpg
>MFW my sorcerer was donald trump
>MFW Trump was in orlando today (where i live)
>MFW Everything Was Just as planned
What should i do to my sorcerer who likes to build walls to make him a snowflake?
Adrian Howard
Zozzle every time
Nicholas Garcia
lmfao