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Wut rings u got, bich?

>shiva the deceased detected

Havel's Ring. Ring of Favor and Protection: health, stamina, endurance. Everything you EVER WANTED

wut r u, casul?

>Black flame
>Black flame
That means ng+ bitches.

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you fucking casul? I’ll have you know I ranked top of my covenant in the Darkwraiths, and I’ve been involved in numerous invasions all over Lordran, and I have over 6000 confirmed sin. I am trained in bass cannon and I’m the top ganker in the entire network. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the land and your chosen undead ass is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to a set of giant armor with mask of the Father and a +5 Chaos Zweihander and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. The Legend Never Dies.

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Legend/10

>father mask
The best mask in the game

Why does he wear the mask?

BANDIT, SL99
VIT: 48
ATT: 12
END: 66
STR: 16
DEX: 10

Head: Mask of the Father
Body: Giant Armor +5
Arms: Giant Gauntlets +5
Legs: Giant Leggins +5
Ring1: Ring of Favor and Protection
Ring2: Havel's Ring
Right1: Chaos Zweihander +5
Left2: Pyromancy Flame +5
Right2: -
Left2: Grass Crest Shield +15
Magic1: Black Flame
Magic2: Black Flame

Bandit
SL 99

VIT 48
ATT 12
END 66
STR 16 (fucking')
DEX 10 DONT TELL ANY1 U LEVELED THAT UP u fuckign FAGGOT

Weapon:
Chaos Zweihander

Shield:
Grass Crest Shield

Magic:
Black Flame x2 (That means New Game+ bitches)

Armor:
Father Mask (The best mask in the game)
GIANTS
GIANTS
GIANTS

Rings:
Havel's Ring
Ring of Favor and Protection

Special abilities:
Unstoppable
STAMINA HEALTH ENDURANCE EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT
"Well what is it?"
Bass Cannon
Never dies

Best mask in the game

Because nobody cared who he was before he put on the mask.

...

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

Yes my children...

Old memes never die, they just become more rare

And don't fucking forget your chaos 2hander and grass crest shield.