Bards are under-represented, post bard pics to show how cool they are

1d4chan.org/wiki/50_Copper_and_Ludi'drizz't

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youtube.com/watch?v=6GMcLsQCH9Y

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All performance arts can be bard

oh fuck, that's literally my character!
dammit, I thought I was being clever.

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Sorry, friendo. Here's another one you can use for free

>bard
>profession: acting
>uses skills: Performance, intimidation, persuasion and diplomacy to convince foes they're in a play and have to go on
>makes plays violent, so that the foes end up dying on stage
>the musical rendition of setting's MacBeth killed most of BBEG's army

youtube.com/watch?v=J79O5mEjcZ0
>Neki Basara X giant mecha pilot green babe ROCK OFF!

youtube.com/watch?v=1uCciEhtzGU
>Nekki Basara - Giving space elves projectile orgasm since 2045

youtube.com/watch?v=AYHGDEl-zIc
>Neki Basara - turning whole fleets of giantesses amazons unto moist teenaged girls.

>you will never go on adventures with a sexy bard gril who dresses like this and belly dances as her performance skill
Born to die, world is a fuck.

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>Best bard

Doubtful.

God I love that fuckin movie. Find another movie where Buddy Holly fights KISS in the postapocalypse with a sword. Fucking incredible.

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An occasion to post my goblin bard, graciously offered in a drawthread.
All who listen to his music despair! Or rather be vividly annoyed.

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Is that Owen Wilson?

But that's just a gleeman, user, we're talking bards here.

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Yes.

I don't know what this is or where it's from, but someone posted it in a "this is how I bard" thread and it's burned into my brain.

youtu.be/Sso4vjERgdA

He's a story teller, obviously.

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Oh, poor thing was triggered.

youtube.com/watch?v=TfmonDIlZ3s

youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-6k_mdbj4

I don't think dancers are bards, where are female bards?

I don't understand more cowbell and I didn't understand it in the previous decade either

It's a reference to several rock anthems from the 1970s and 1980s, which prominently feature the instrument. In the late 90s the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live did a show where Christopher Walken was doing an impression of an infamous rock producer (they used a different name but everyone knew who he was; he recently died btw).

Anyway he was doing bleu oyster cult's big hit don't fear the reaper and jokingly was obsessed with cowbell and it became a meme. That song was a huge hit at the time, then came back in the 90s due to being featured in the miniseries of The Stand and has been featured in movies/tv ever since. It's basically the archetypal anthem of stoner nihilism.

There, I urbandictionaried you.

youtu.be/ClQcUyhoxTg

Honestly this is pretty much how I bard (I hardly ever take spells with material components)

The flute is for downtime and song of rest

A more intense bard

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>muh bellydancing fetish
Let's counter this with more bards
Pic related is a bard. Pic above is a prostitute.

Good old dirgesinger (I'm making a college of the dirge for a game of 5e where I'm removing wizards)

Ranger/Bard

Oh no. I've played enough mortal kombat to know she's got fangs under that veil.

>Post bard pics to show how cool they are
This is a blue board, user.

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How do you fluff your bards? I always fluffed mine as something similar to Sorcerers. Whereas a sorcerer's magic is essentially just their bloodline manifesting, a bard is somebody who is wrenching magic out of themselves through sheer force of will or emotion, thus, many use arts or some form of personal expression to do so.

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