Anyone ever play pic Related? Any stories?

In a local convention some people went into an out of the way room to make characters. Several hours later they emerged, describing the bizarrely deformed mutants they had created. The experience was enough to dissuade anyone from attempting to actually play the game.

CIA here. F.A.T.A.L. is classified as inhumane torture under half a dozen treaties.

Tell me about FATAL. Why does it come with the CD-ROM?

It's a big system

Roll for anal circumference

...

Rolled 6 (1d100)

there we go

My nymphomaniac Infant elf got 5-6 inches.

>he can only fit two fingers in his butt before it rips open

Just to be clear - this is not a generic thread derailment image.

It is a genuine FATAL rollchart.

Can you also post the penis size one? I need to know if I'm able to sodomize without tearing anything.

roll for rape

Rolled 100 (1d100)

Shiiet nigga, do you got any modifiers?

ain't you a fresh morsel
show me ur boipucci

OH MYYYYYY...

Rolled 62 (1d100)

But I don't know my penis circumference

christ
what i have done

+10 for middle age
+5 for male

>infant
Christ...

what the actual fucking shit fuck

/roll 1d100

heeere we go

Rolled 46 (1d100)

I'm fucking retarded, using roll20 commands here desu senpai

That's one loose asshole.

let's see what i get.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

fug

sounds sorta like a shit version of metalocolyspe

Rolled 96 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

Fuck that's supposed to be -20

So 76...

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>puberty
>middle age
So if I'm an adult, do I just not get a modifier?

...

>Rolled 100 (1d100)

>tfw I'm pretty sure that the table we used for dicks in a DnD ERP game was better than that.

Rolled 175 (1d200)

Aw sweet, now I can finally get to the heart of the game.
Let's see....

Im ARD for you tight ass Gerald.
If you catch my drift.

You're supposed to roll 10d100, read the right side

Rolled 84, 53 = 137 (2d100)

>10d100 / 5 -1
Sure. I'll just roll 2d100

Rolled 21, 42, 19, 76, 73, 86, 66, 87, 23, 49 = 542 (10d100)

Fine, we'll do it your way

Rolled 66, 42, 24, 26, 17, 37, 75, 16, 18, 57 = 378 (10d100)

k, I have the most losse asshole in whole thread lets now see how's my dick gonna compare.

I do

that makes you the second survivor of that incident? We assumed you killed yourself from the trauma.

wait, well what is human base then

10 inches son
that's a quarter of a meter

Does my dick count as an improvised club if I'm hard?

It technically isn't, as concentrating the roll into fewer dice makes it more random, wheras 10d100/5 is going to have a slight pressure towards the average.

Rolled 36, 33, 27, 48, 29, 10, 84, 72, 75, 93 = 507 (10d100)

Okay, that's about 108, so that gives me a 7% increase to my starting 6 inches. That's 6,42 inches (if I go missionary, girl on top would be an effective 7 inches +).

My base circumference is 5,1. Rollin for modifier

No change in circumference it seems, should still be enough to tear up if he's a human with no modifier to his roll

Rolled 61, 85, 23, 56, 20, 18, 51, 57, 52, 41 = 464 (10d100)

I'm horribly curious now.

...

Oh fuck me, I've got a micro cock, don't I.

It's bit shorter than the average fatalpenis, but nothing catastrophic.
Now roll for thickness. That's where the tearing happen.

Rolled 25, 54, 97, 54, 55, 4, 68, 50, 5, 51 = 463 (10d100)

I don't know, using my actual height of 5 4, its starting to look horrifically small.

Rolled 70, 89, 65, 21, 83, 70, 48, 63, 45, 8 = 562 (10d100)

I've got this

So if I'm doing the math right, I've got like a 2-inch needle dick going on.

From what I know the only downside of having a small member in fatal is reduced ability to cause tearing and permanent injury to your partner.
And that particular part of sex can surely be fixed with creative application of various tools

I think it's about 4.46 inches long actually

5'4" = 5.33

464/5 - 1 = 91.8 = -7%

7% of 5.33 = 0.87

5.33 - 0.87 = 4.46 inches

I'll admit I was never, ever good at math.

that twenty-something is considered the default norm and that anything else is unusual did seem to me the implication laid down by both that chart and the community, yes.

Rolled 1973 (1d2000)

rollin' d2000 for random magic effect

Rolled 53 (1d100)

Rolled 99, 38, 41, 67, 47, 7, 66, 74, 61, 48 = 548 (10d100)

This is just going to give me the smallest pecker possible, isn't it?

Rolled 79, 45, 59, 7, 35, 44, 8, 26, 43, 49 = 395 (10d100)

being a manlet isn't goin to do me any favors.
I will roll my circumference or chodeness in my next one

I know I'm going to regret this in the future, but does anyone actually have a link to a pdf of this? I've heard it's fetishy, but how deep is the rabbit hole actually? (Pun intended)

Rolled 75, 46, 60, 33, 72, 29, 64, 67, 90, 22 = 558 (10d100)

Rolled 61, 11, 32, 55, 58, 26, 94, 48, 43, 41 = 469 (10d100)

Dangit, so I'm 5'8 and I got -27% dick
which is 10.75cm or 4.324 inch
man fuck it let's see if it is as thick as a barrel atleast

>Not even six inches
>Still slightly above average roll

What the fuck?

>Just double checked, international average is 5.1 inches

WHAT THE FUCK

>I've heard it's fetishy, but how deep is the rabbit hole actually?
afaik it's more famous for having a horribly bloated ruleset that makes little sense

For who?

so 5.66 again but x0.85= 4.8
4.8x0.93= 4.47 or 11.36cm
So I don't know if this is supposed to explain my PC's murderous rage or make me feel adequate IRL but I am still unhappy because I lost the internet dick raffle.

Hyperreality is fascinating concept.

So what you're saying is that if someone did a rules conversion, it would actually be played by someone?

Thanks for the setup.

I have too much faith in man to believe that more than half of us have dicks that are six inches or less.

I will fix this. It is now my life's quest to give everyone a big cock, by any means necessary, for the good of us all. I will not sleep until it is done. No force shall hold me back, be it imprisonment, or death himself. No armada, no legion will stand in my path, for I have the wishes of all men at my back, beneath my wings, thrusting me forward towards victory.

encyclopediadramatica.se/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax

And thus a paladin is born

Rolled 80, 23, 2, 62, 25, 36, 23, 20, 39, 15 = 325 (10d100)

let's see if I can run three sets of dice(die?) 2 for my dick and one for my australian stargazer.

he said "everyone". even the women? you bastard

Rolled 68, 18, 43, 20, 37, 96, 24, 81, 63, 77, 7 = 534 (11d100)

Middle-aged human male here. Rolling.
First d100 goes here. +15 modifier.
Next 10 go here. Nice average 6' height, so 6" base length.

>Thinking this is a bad thing

6-8" anal circumference

-7% manhood modifier
5.58 inches long, 4.743 inch circumference

Wew.

apparently I can not so I will just use some other site for the next two
But these rolls leave me with a 3.66 inch kielbasa 4,31 in circumference

and 16 for the anus but being a man that's a 21 so a 5-6 inch anal circumference, how humdrum

you rolled one extra d100 for your dick you weak slut.

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

Let's see...

> caster believes feel refreshed as though born again

Read the whole post. I rolled 1d100 for my anal circumference, and 10d100 for my manhood roll. I just rolled them all at once for convenience.

Rolled 15, 37, 75, 98, 10, 64, 61, 20, 86, 81 = 547 (10d100)

Rolled 28, 96, 14, 51, 52, 82, 47, 20, 76, 29 = 495 (10d100)

rolling for circumference

Fatal or playing as a 6'3 girl with 8'' saucer nipples the game

Just in case anyone wanted to read this train wreck, here's where the pdf can be found: donatebytes.com/fatal.pdf

>"Fatal Games considers obscenity to be a sensitive issue, and only includes it because of its prominence in human history."
At first I thought this was some kind of fucked up joke, but as I was skimming a realized that this game isn't trying to be perverted, it's trying to be REALISTIC... WTF?!

This PDF is 977 pages long... Who made this???

mmm as much as popular media's avoidance of uncomfortable and unusually specific elements could make any game that embraced those elements edgy, deconstructive, clever, and deep, imma have to call busshit on this and say that Fatal seems to be about fulfilling pervy repressed fantasies and being really specific about it out of a combination of humor and certifiable psychological quirks. like, look at OP's pic. there's NO WAY this was made with the goal of realism.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

I get a +15.

Rolled 129 (1d200)

Rolled 31, 51, 50, 39, 56, 63, 16, 12, 19, 50, 60, 100, 33, 40, 32, 2, 26, 23, 86, 16 = 805 (20d100)

>20d100 to figure out dick size
What is this insanity?