Legitimate question: why do you come here

legitimate question: why do you come here

every piece of advice is either wrong or useless

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I collect pink wojaks and generic ass pics

Because I love all of you Veeky Forumstards and have nothing going for me offline

There is no other place to be

entertainment and porn

I'm bored at work, honestly i find it disturbing that this is not a work safe board

Because Veeky Forums is literally the newborn Veeky Forums

shitposting and seeing how long it takes for information i see elsewhere to reach here.

Because if you have a modicum of intelligence and capacity for critical thinking you can sift through the shit and memes and find some genuinely useful information, like upcoming events, if the tech is good and what coins are coming up etc

People come to Veeky Forums for other reasons?

to talk to people desu
OP which of her videos is that?

I've been able to find some nice porn here

I'm just here to shitpost. I bought $100 of litecoin a couple days ago to buy some psychs but then noticed my wallet had doubled so I'm deciding to ride the coin for a bit in the hopes of buying even more drugs

To be shilled new coins to research.

I probably would have off'd myself if I didn't find this place

maximum keks the last few months

who the fuck are you? go back to whatever shitheap you came from

>modicum

me no uddnerstadn big words der mistur sooper brain-man

>who the fuck are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=0iw1EnLvm88

Did you lose money because you're a faggot? Just because you're too stupid to see the diamonds in the rough doesn't mean the redt of us are. There are golden nuggets to be found sifting the the bullshit and memes.

>every piece of advice is either wrong or useless
I know this. I literally tried leaving multiple times. You just can't. You're here forever.

For the fucking females, bro

I lost/didn't make much money back when this board focused on stocks. Obviously I haven't lost money on cryptocurrency though, who the fuck has.

No trollbox on Polo anymore. That shit was actually worse for your trading than Veeky Forums.

Lmao exactly this

Mostly just to relax, maybe stumble on to something

Who is it?

This, if you can wade throught the useless shit, pajeets, and memes, it's genuinely helpful

man the first day I was on here I read a rumor, bought in and it mooned by 80%

i was like this is walhalla

it's been nothing but disappointment since then

mostly for lulz and see which mistakes neet make

This.

Because I can't talk to anyone else about my investments. Most of them simply are not able to understand how people invest into stocks so how am I supposed to make a conversation about crypto?

Also you get a lot of opinions here (most are shilled) that will help you make a good decision on your own.

Reddit is to friendly and everyone is horting into one subreddit and everyone in there is like "its soo good". At least you get a little bit backlash in here if a coin doesnt seem to be what it is.

I've made some money off of buy the rumor sell the news events I saw here. Around 2 months ago there were threads saying that potcoin was partnering with snoop dog. Also made some btc off of the lumen IBM announcement because I read it here first.

you work in your mums house?

pink wojacks and I like to argue with true believers about btc's value as a future currency.

Somehow, there are people that have.

>ass pics
BraaapCoin when?

jellybean ASMilkeRs
youtube.com/user/jellybeanasmr

lmfao.

well, they shouldn't have sold.

im able to make good advice from this board by reading everything with the understanding that 90% are mentally deficient. I make my decisions from there and make money.

Is this an ASMR artist

I dont think the pics from any video, it's just a generic attn whore pic she took.

I came to it a few days ago, wouldn't really recommend. Can't get a good orgasm from it.

now gentlewhispering on the other hand.

This is pretty much it, you get downvoted for giving an opinion in plebbit's various echo chambers and there's no sexy pics to look at and there's literally nothing funny whereas here I can call out a kike or pajeet without any backlash etc

where

Dafuck you're talking about?!

This board gave me Encrypgen (DNA). My only regret is only having thrown 15$ at it when it was like 5 cents.

gib milky

This is a quality board and I like the people here. The average iq on this board is probably pretty high.

This, its just pattern recognition and brainlets just end up bag holding some shitcoin FKN EZ

Memes

There is not a more enjoyable space for crypto.

>he cant filter out the shit from quality info

Even if most are fucking around, we're just utilising the collective autism of Veeky Forums to monitor all the coins

True man! I railed against cryptokitties on reddit's ethtrader and the response I got was:
>Owww you just want the transactions YOU APROVE OF to be fast

kid you not

mmmm.
Fleshy female with a face of a concerned high-middle classer with first world problems.

I come here for pinkie baggie threads, they never get old

I don't listen to Veeky Forums. I just like to shitpost and the comfort of knowing that I'm not alone in this game.

That's not true, I never would've bought DOGE at 17 if not for this place.
It's good for comparatively gauging the hype of certain things too.

>legitimate question: why do you come here
>every piece of advice is either wrong or useless
Whose the broad.... No joke.. Babe.

I've made 500 bucks over a month of very conservative investing just from reading Veeky Forums.

I'll trust in Veeky Forums from now on.

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>I've made 500 bucks over a month of very conservative investing just from reading Veeky Forums.

I know there's a lot of cocky braggers on here, but 500 is nothing lol wtf. Unless you're trolling.

This.

Also I hate my job so much so I come here to fantasize about moon missions, lambos, and leaving my wageslave job forever in a blaze of glory.

I just got into crypto last month and I've only invested about 1k so far. Like I said very conservative.

Really miss the troll box, so much FUD/hype it was hilarious

I actually had an epiphany today. I still made gains coming to this board but not as much.

There’s too much FUD that goes on and I can see it now it fucked me up.

For instance, the tether FUD I sold a lot of my stack when BTC was 9.5k but 2 weeks later it hits 18k. If I had just fucking waited I would have doubled.

Outside of this hive mind of FUD, nobody in the crypto world gives a flying fuck or knows what’s going on with it. Some do, but most normies don’t.

And now the top 5 are booming. The days of making x5 or x10 on shitcoins are over. Wish I recognized that months ago. Yet half this board shills LINK and other shitcoins but are trading with hundreds of dollars. There is still good advice but for the most part a lot of people here are retarded NEETs

>The days of making x5 or x10 on shitcoins are over
you are looking at the wrong shitcoins

word

this board is all trolls. never trust anything you see anyone say here

I use it to pump and dump low cap shitcoins. It's great. Pretty soon I'm gonna start my own ICO and shill it here too and you fags will give me all your money

fuck, I remember the times where I could fap to asmr, good good times. Now I can only fap to degenerate masochist white traps.

For the pink wojaks, and to shit on linkies

Linkies are the new digimarines

I miss those bagholding cucks

You need to conceptualize biz:
> As a hydra with nine heads.
> Each of those heads has multiple personality disorder.
> Each of those personalities has schizophrenia
> Together they produce a gibbering chattering symphony that to the uninitiated contains no melody, rhythm, or flow..

But if you're here long enough and you can become fluent in it you'll be able to identify the underlying scripture on how to get rich.

This. Veeky Forums is good for hodlers and absolutely shit for day traders

this

also Veeky Forums is one of the few boards that I genuinely find enjoyable nowadays. The rest are too infested by reddit, nu/pol/ and other mischievous little things

I want to cum on those tits.

this

No no no. You're using Veeky Forums wrong if you come here for advice. This place, and actually any investment forum, is useful for staying up to date on the mood about any particular currency or stock. Sometimes you'll see rumors that turn out to be valuable, sometimes not. The point to it is, these forums can warn you very quickly if something or other is shooting up fast or is in big trouble on the way down.

You just have to filter and make your own decisions.

Also this.

Because if you don't blow your fortune in trading, what are others going to get rich on?

come here to see what coins to stay away from user

Because those nuggets of good info is why I’ve made money from REQ and XRB