REQ army reporting for duty

0 -> 2k : Novice
2k -> 5k : Apprentice
5k -> 10k : Captain
10k -> 20k : Instructor
20k ->50k : Officer
50k -> 100k : Colonel
100k -> 200k : Marshal
200k + -> : Emperor

Who are you ? What do you aim ?

colonel reporting in

I’d sniff her butthole

Marshall here, next dip i'll be emporor

Marshal reporting in, Sir. My hands have been reinforced with mythril and adamantium. I am prepared to be launched onto the testnet battlefield where I will slay with honor and shove REQ down the throats of these normies in Silicon valley until they use it like addicts. I am VERY aggressive.

we don't need this shit please, this is linkie-tier

Nothing more than Emperor?

Then i am just an Emperor, whatver... :(

Lol this is a bad sign, I remember when the autists did this for Link.

Ye, time to sell
It is stagnating too

Officer here

Fucking hell, you are going to become the next LINK. You guys are fucked.
t. Captain - Selling soon, fuck this P&D bag holding pajeet shitcoin.

Smart money = 0

Barely a Marshal here, hopefully I can become a real Marshal/Emperor by the time this coin hits 10$

As a heavy REQ/LINK holder myself can we please not go down the LINK road

the fuck

Instructor here. What better ways can I train our novices?

Oh man, this shit really is the new link isn’t it?

everyone remember to sage LINKie tier bullshit

we are not the fucking link marines, have some decency

REQ is not even close to LINK status

LINK = DGB
REQ = OMG

And this is just Veeky Forums anyway.

>Subtly FUDing req by comparing it to LINK with the marine bullshit

At least it's creative OP. Still won't stop us from going to the moon.

>stagnating
>up 90%

ok

Apprentice here. Want to get to Colonel by early next year

emperor reporting in

Apprentice here. I want to buy more but my btc transfer has been pending for 6 hours

Look at 5' charts
No way it gonna last

>women reviewing crypto

why do women ruin everything

It's rekt the next link?

>inb4 DGB
>inb4 0x
>inb4 link

Why you dont stop trying steal my shekels¿

Told ya so