Gods are shepherds and we are sheeps

>Gods are shepherds and we are sheeps

>tfw wolf among the flock

>Gods are sheep and we are the shepherds

Why would God waste time with mortals?

why does a shepherd waste time with sheep?

They are tasty and produce flock. What does God get out of acting as a taking care of puny mortals?

Prolly 'cause e's shaggin em, innit?

We are tasty?

Maybe it's our souls which are tasty. They do say food that you've put your heart and soul into is the best tasting, so maybe that means soul is like the secret ingredient on god's spice rack. Like MSG in a Chinese restaurant.

mind=blown

this guy gets it

They have a HUGE ego.

>The sheeps are gods and we are the shepards

The are sheeps we
gods the are shepards and

>sheeps

To eat them.
Thus, we can only assume gods want to eat us.
DOWN WITH GODS! WE HAVE NO NEED FOR HUNGERING SLAUGHTERERS!

Baa

Great now my next paladin is going to be sheep themed.

Then what are these things?

Go home, Zeus, you're drunk.

Raa