Ultima Stories

I realize this isn't /v/, but fuck if I'm going to post there. I'm looking for something I read a long while ago, and was hoping to read again, and Ultima does seem relevant to most fa/tg/uy interests.

It was a set of stories about an incredible troll in Ultima Online, a bard if I remember correctly, whose things was stealing from other players in increasingly ridiculous ways. I remember a phrase the person used a lot, though this is paraphrasing: "You dropped it and then it belonged to the ground, and now it belongs to [character name]!" I can't find this shit, and I've been looking for a few hours. If I could just remember the character's name, I would find it easily, but I can't remember anything except 'bard, steals shit, and uses really backwards logic to justify it'.

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Can't help you but I do love Ultima and its system of morality, and I wish someone would do a good RPG out of it that wasn't ham-fisted railroading.

All seven games of this series were great.

Man, I miss UO. What a great game that was.

An Ultima table top would be great.

Expansive world with solid lore, pre-existing class structure, decently designed morality system (iirc).

British is not only a bullshit DMPC self-insert but at the same time he is remarkably incompetent as a GodKing.

Yes/Yes

But what base system? OSR? d20s? d100? White Wolf? Roll-and-keep? GURPS?

Now I'm interested. Ultima is odd in how often it's the base of 'and things went downhill from there...' stories.

>Not including the 'just kill him again' option

We need weaponized diaper stats.

Maybe it's one from among stuff here:
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Nah the morality system seems pretty terrible, no one is capable of living up to the Eight Virtues and they just lie around being useless waiting for the one person who did manage to work that shit by either being an inherent badass or gaming the system and ripping off blind merchants until they were super rich then giving charitable handouts to solve ALL their problems.

Pretty sure this is even mentioned specifically in-game at times.

Also "The Stranger" is just a cooler title than "The Avatar", and being being a Deepspace Fighter-Ace is pretty damn sweet

>lion people in your games
>not calling it Traveller