ITT your encounters with DMs of questionable skill, Intellect, morals, or grasp on reality.
Worst/creepiest/weirdest DMs
Eli Wilson
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Aiden Martinez
Worst one I had was one who took the -4 str joke seriously. This was the same guy who kept trying to make any D20 system, and its derivatives by extension, realistic.
I secretly wish I had played in a game run by a super creep GM so I had a horror story
Isaac Moore
I once had a DM who wanted to play Catan like they did in that 'do you Catan' screencap.
Leo Myers
Mine was in high school, first time player, only girl in the group of five.
>Joined up a while into campaign, other guys already into their roles.
>My character was a badass half Orc barbarian. The DM said she could be hot if I wanted, and so I said sure!
>first game with her, she get set on fire after rolling over a campsite fire, and the DM (after some rolls) declares that all my clothes burned off and I'm now completely nude. He tries to get me to give a description of my character naked to help 'set the scene'. I went with it that time because I expected some hazing.
>Couple games later, get hit with a disintegrate spell, make my save, but again he declares the magic destroys all my armour, specifying clothes and underwear go too. Getting old.
>He occasionally does one on one elements of his games, where we'd fight or interact with NPCs alone and stuff, and would take us seperately to do those. He made mine totally uncomfortable, a scene with my character in bed, naked of course, and she's awoken and confronted by the villain, who 'admires your nakedness' and such a lot as we do the scene. He made that shit creepy as all hell.
>Next character I make, I make a guy. Based loosely on an actor I was into at the time. Strangely, the random forced nudity stopped.
David Cruz
Probably my first DM which, looking back, was him playing out his power fantasies and taking them out on me and the other player.
He was in Middle School and I was in Elementary School. He was a tad controlling of his precious world, but I do have to give him credit.
He did introduce me to Roleplaying.
Christopher Hill
If being really into green women is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Cameron Morales
Why do people like this exist
Ian Myers
He wanted details on breast size, nipples, pubic hair, the lot. All in front of four guys I go to school with. And it was always 'describe your boobs' never 'describe HER boobs' you know? Like actually separating me and my character.
Josiah Jackson
I'm guessing this guy was a socially rejected autist who'd never spoken to a woman before and hadn't the slightest clue how. Might not have even realized he was doing it, because autism.
Colton Cox
>MFW I realize people like this exist in the same world as me.