The most awesome, or, the most shit ways, your PCs have bit the big one.
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Connor Martin
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Josiah Jones
My gnome sorceress had an unlucky end. She used her wand of wonder on an attacking fire giant. He doubled in size. He punched her, and she was hit so hard the DM explained she immediately shit out her intestines.
Isaac Gonzalez
>Dnd 3.5
>Grasp of the Emerald Claw adventure
>Ancient Cyclopean ruin in the jungles of Xen'drik (pic related)
>party is investigating big spoopy door
>literally described as "a weakened wail of the banshee that will affect just one more person, having already wiped out five Emerald Claw soldiers. "
>big fuckoff scary green glowing door covered in skulls
>of course, the party argues over opening it
>the elf paladin and I, warforged fighter, argue over it
>eventually I relent, im likely more immune to things than he is
>it wails, I roll a 1, I die
>then the GM has me fall through a chute, take 15d6 slashing damage from spikes and blades in the walls
>take 15d6 crushing from the fall through the chute to the earth
>I am pieces. less than pieces. Mush
>then THEN the sorcerer asks "why didnt you guys just have me summon monster 1 a monkey to activate the trap?"
Jayden Lewis
I knew this day would come, one cannot play with gunpowder for so long until something goes wrong. Which is why i made 4 backups to choose from!
Nicholas Sanchez
I had this one character when I was new to playing. His whole background was that he HATED this one guy for reasons I can't quite remember. Probably killed his parents or something dumb.
But in the final battle against said parent killer he jumped off of a cliff. He wanted to die on his own terms, but my character was so pissed he jumped off right after him to stab him to death before he hit the ground.
Worthy death.
Wyatt Cruz
My poor elven sorceress got her skull caved in by an orc while she was bathing in a hot spring. Didn't even get to roll.
Aiden Perry
Superhero game.
My Superman-lite (flight, super strength, etc. but themed around dragons, since he had a "dragon soul") wound up fighting the BBEG (interdimensional conqueror, had been making humanity hate and fear each other to soften it up for his invasion, which we'd been trying to slow or stop) into space before he could kill two of our group (the speedster and the not!Karate Kid martial arts master), then as I realised that I wasn't going to be getting out of this one alive, I decided to facesmash him into the ground in a Mach 17 impact from orbit.
I had the option of bringing him back afterwards, since superhero death is a revolving door after all, but decided against it and his sacrifice became the impetus for a whole new age of heroes, our next campaign.
Jonathan Butler
died explosive rune suicide bombing a draco-lich phylactery.
Aaron Peterson
So you were just railroaded to death? That sucks big, hairy, donkey testicles.
I'd be pretty ticked off with a G.M. who did that to me.
Henry Phillips
>have a 7'0" quarry miner named Huxley Kettlestone in a Fallout session
>big guy but actually kinda smart, he read a lot while he ate between outdoor shifts because he was too big for the mine shafts
>one day Legion spies him while he's getting bearings from a cliff, assume he's a supermutant by his sihoulette and dispatch to take him down
>the Centurion is surprised to find he's a human and, desiring someone to potentially replace his current slave-pit combat champion, orders his Decanus to collar him
>when it becomes obvious that the slave collar won't fit around his neck, the Decanus tries to put it around his neck instead
>Huxley grabs him by the hand and swings him around, dangling him over the cliff edge
>Decanus begins begging for mercy, crying, etc
>Centurion is disgusted by this and tells Huxley to drop the fucker
>Huxley complies and then has his hand collared, this time at gunpoint
>sitting in slave cell
>someone comes along to save him
>tries to disable his collar/bracelet despite Hux's protest
>the collar detonates, removing his hand and causing massive blood loss
>dies because big people already have problems with their heart/circulatory system
>chick pats herself on the back for trying and leaves
>Legion is upset to find their potentially entertaining new slave dead just outside of his pen
>let their dogs eat him