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>Storytime threads

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I want to laugh but all I can do is weep.

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Well I just got flashbacks

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So the recruitment ads have matured from killing balrogs and conquering mountains to having cqc with fishes then?

Did she died?

I don't really get it.

>Give the PCs a political investigation game, like they asked for
>They can't figure out any of the clues
>They just hang around playing word games and bickering
>Can't even keep their character names straight
>Push them into a situation where they can be of some us in the story
>They keep fucking around and get killed

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Rincewind, Pratchett, Alzheimers.

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>That's not justice
But she's flat. How is it not justice?

> branched out
> poplar
The person who writing the article knew what he was doing.
Also, needs a name.

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Pretty sure that's from a Paranormal film or something - sunbeds don't suddenly close with that kind of force, why would they?

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>cognitohazard.gif
But really, fucking ouch. Good one.

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This reminds me to RPGs with scaling quest rewards when you go back as high level and do all of the easy quests you skipped. It's like, "Thanks for clearing out those 3 rats from my cellar. Here's a magical item that costs more than the total GDP of this village.

Damn

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shaving that terrible beard was the best choice he could have made in life

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actually Rogues are one of the best grappling classes in 5e because Expertise scales up your Athletics checks far above what the dumb jock fighter can hope to achieve

That's so bittersweet all I can say is "FUCK YOU WITH ALL THE FUCKS THERE ARE TO FUCK!"

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Thats... the joke?

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>#TheStruggleIsReal

These books don't actually exist, do they?

well it was a shit joke then, because who are we supposed to assume is the rogue? the lithe young lady or the badass murder robot?

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Are you okay?

meh, hamlet sucked anyway

#glamis#cawdor#witches#bitches

no, but that seems beside the point

Is she not wearing any earpro?

Ouch.

I assume the one doing the grappling.

> not reading the superior version of Hamlet
It's actually quite witty and funny. Ryan North's To Be Or Not To Be.

>These books don't actually exist, do they?
amazon.com/YOLO-Juliet-OMG-Shakespeare-William/dp/0553535390

>Two families at war.
>A boy and a girl in love.
>A secret marriage gone oh-so-wrong.
> tl;dr A Shakespeare play told through its characters texting with emojis, checking in at certain locations, and updating their relationship statuses. The perfect gift for hip theater lovers and teens.

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why did you have to remind me of that video

Best thing is that it doesn't even degrade Shakespeare's literally value. Mostly because his works were utterly worthless to begin with.

Nice opinion

Shakespeare's creative process can be summed up like this:
>steal something from the Italians
>add sex jokes

It was the populist sitcom of its day. Being old doesn't make it highbrow or insightful.

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>red mage who can cast black and white magic (plus weapons) multi-classed into black mage and white mage

why

Higher-level spells.

The same reason why bards multiclass into wizards and clerics.

How that BAB coming along?

>attacking

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Hueahue.

Fucking druids.