Sexy orcs?

Are you saying that this isn't sexy?

The cutest.
Here, have this one in return.

No I'm saying the opposite.

I was however claiming you were posting it not based on it's sexyness but as a jape at the expense of the majority heterosexual posters here because of OPs image.

It doesn't do anything for me personally. I can definitely understand the appeal, and it's not distasteful, but I don't find myself aroused by it.

#NotAnOrc

Half-Orcs are fine tho.

Warcraft-Orcs have ruined Orcs forever.

>tfw she will never choke you to death with her thighs while you eat her pussy

Sorry, only half orc

>you have been assigned an orcess roommate at college

what do

Goddamn you had to remind me...

Is it wrong that it took a long time for me to realize the half-elf is female?
Is it wrong that I'm attracted to her for that reason?

>orcess
"or-sess"? sjm

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Why even call that an orc if she's just a green elf?

there's absolutely nothing wrong with orc girls.

Depends, is she the matronly type or maidenly type.

Because one will smash you for not cleaning up your shared space and the other will wanna get smashed at every possible occasion. Because drunk morning classes are the best morning classes.

Clearly she's the sheltered but naturally rebellious adopted daughter of somewhat bohemian human nobles, who had her tusks removed at a young age to better suit human aesthetic tastes and whose easy life has kept her from the hard work that forms an average orc's characteristic musculature.

That's not a girl.

>That's not an orc, that's a green elf!
>That's not an elf, that's a brown orc!
There's no pleasing you, is there?

I always wanted to write a story where a young Orc female is sent out on a quest by her tribe's shamans to save her tribe, while at the same time a young Journeymen Blacksmith is sent out by the Goddess of Fire and Forge to change the world. The two meet up, quest together, fall in love, and that's when they realize that they are suppose to bring metalworking and farming to her tribe which will save them from being wiped out, while at the same time bringing a powerful ally to humans against evil forces.

Or something like that. Mostly I just want a cute Stone Age Orc girl and a Blacksmith boy to interact and fall in love.

We both know that girl has a dick.

hue

i have no idea what you're talking about. These orcs are perfectly feminine.

Does the orc girl look like this?

Well seeing as this is wizard college, I guess I'll be helping the orc with her spell homework for the rest of the year.

>what do
Her.

How do you know she won't be helping you?

White one-piece swimsuit with purple accents.

...that chick has a dick right?

No stat penalties in 4e/5e.
Now orkgirl can be a wizard.

Sure she is. Orc females just happen to have penises.

user please, I'm blatantly racist. No orc is going to out wizard a humie like me.

No, but she doesn't look like a green elf either.

Full orcs have -2 INT in 5e.

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Triggered.

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So they're like female hyenas?

>brown elf
i am pleased

She's welcome to try to prove me wrong.

>perfectly feminine
Feminine ≠ Female

I learned that vital lesson many a year ago

Yeah, something like that. Nature's a strange thing, fantasy nature doubly do.

>human wizard

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Well we can't all be born fucking high elves with a silver wand in our hands and a lineage of wizards going back to the dawn of the world now can we!?

Thus begins the great interracial grade-a-thon.

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I prefer shy cute orcs to sexy orcs.

Incase is the king of giving women dicks

>mocks orkish wizards
>oomie a shit
>we...e can't all be born with a propensity for something

There's a thread specifically for this on right now. Please go there
We all know you're just looking to wank

It may suprise you to lear that every so often, when the moon is in the first house of aquarius, the planets align and should on that particular day the Pope decide to raid Hell astride his winged pig, pelting those denizens of Phlegethos with Snowballs then sometimes, InCase does porn where the girl DOESN'T have a dick.

no

And on those rare occasion, very often, it's because the other girl has one. Or two.

reeee
But really tho there's a thread up right now, so grab those NSFW pics while they're hot

No, completely Het pictures DO exist.

...as long as you're fine with midgets.

what a slanderous accusation

Halflings.

They're halfling and they have feelings too !

And very, very tight pussies.

But /aco/ is terrible

It's a containment board, same as /mlp/, Veeky Forums and /vp/.

Compared to those boards /aco/'s a fucking teaparty.

Not him, but I just think playing as a human is boring. I don't have to roleplay to be a human. If I'm putting on my fantasy hat, I want to be whatever I can be, not what I already am.

>He doesnt know that bara is love, bara is life

No matter how much you keep reposting her, she still isnt an Orc. A Goblin at best. Probably some weird crossbreed.

Post more Bara Orc males

I need the art for an f-list profile

I just want a green girl with a fatass and nice thighs to sit on my face while she lovingly calls. S her pet human. Is that too much to ask for?

Are you already a wizard? A strong and brave knight? A clever rogue of sharp mind and daft hand?

Here, have this

"You want me to tell you yes, so yes. You filthy degenerate."

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I am all of these things simultaneously, yes.

Okay this is definetely not an orc. At all. Not even close. Juste a slut suffering a spinach overdose.

You sure?

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I'mma need that full pic for research purposes.

Every other race is just "human, but adheres to some ideological extreme". I'd rather be a human and have freedom in that role, than play another "human with minor physical alteration and a generic race wide attitude"

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Oh my God you were right !

It's a slut with a spinach overdose who works out. And has bizarre teeth.

Technically the OC is supposed to be a HALFORC. Hence the blue eyes and human colored skin on the bottom of her feet. She's an Orclatto.

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best orc

I want her thick thighs around my neck

That's not even a half-orc, maybe a badly drawn 1/8 orc, or more likely a human girl cursed with green skin.

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Trap, or just really flat?

>soles of feet are not green
>because their skin turns green due to sunlight pigmentation

??????

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Orcs clearly have Chlorophyll in their blood, user

>human colored skin on the bottom of her feet
That's fucking stupid.