White Knights

We've all run into them.

Always trying to redeem the chaotic evil female villain. Ignoring paladin's vows because the orc girl has big titties. Letting a kender NPC tag along because she's "cute".

How do we stop this menace once and for all?

Kick them out and never let them return. It's that fucking simple, needledick.

This thread is shit. Post knights.

Cute mimic girls.
Guess where the teeth are.

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In the mouth?

I'm pretty sure we're confusing white knights with thirsty as fuck nerds who think a girl will fuck them for doing something they should be doing anyway.

Also there's nothing wrong with saving a hot female character and hitting on them afterwards. As long as it's in a solo game, nobody wants to hear a player trying and failing to be a stud to a random character that the dm has to voice

Going to have to pull a Jennifer on my white knight player one of these days.

source on that art though

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>confusing white knights with thirsty as fuck nerds

same thing?

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Jennifer?

If I'm playing a noble hearted, pure white knight then he saves everyone he comes across, brings all villains to justice in the courts or to the people and eventually has a heroic fallout when he realizes that some people are just pieces of shit.

>Implying I have an obligation to help anyone

You have no obligation to do good.
Only to not do evil.

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Jennifer?

>he doesn't want to fuck qt orc girls

faggot

What if she's like...really really hot?

You should read it. It's pretty famous among horror buffs for being a fucked up twist on the damsel in distress. They even adapted it on Masters of Horror.

Assuming a modern view of rights that is correct.

JENIFER!

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When I go to the bar and see a friend trying to white knight I act like I'm riding a horse (neigh out loud) hold my make pretend shield, hold out my make pretend lance, the make clopping noises as I joust towards him then I have a hearty chuckle.

I'm knight nao! Chinese knight, but still knight!

>What if she's like...really really hot?
Same if she wasn't

What's her offer?

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Aren't they just one big, sticky, digestive shapeshifting protoplasm?

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Oh shit, I've read that before. I've actually used that twist in a quest before.

Never knew that was the name of it though, thanks for the trip down memory lane.

didnt your thread just get deleted? Sounds like you're asking for a ban.

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you sick bastard!

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endut

>Sounds like you're asking for a ban.

What a tremendous fag you are.

Go cry to your overlords.

>How do we stop this menace once and for all?
By being professional as paladins. Nigga can't fuck what's dead and smited.

that's fucking ulmo

Thirst assholes pretending to be white knights sully the name.

A White Knight is pure in all they do, and they redeem the wicked.

The best way to do this is basically go Inquisition on it. Redemption through pain and death.

that was awesome

nothing scarier than a serious paladin

>only forty more torture sessions, and the evil should be all out
>no, no, don't try to choke on your tongue, you need to be at least neutral before you die

Yeah, man, I guess that could work, too.

dat edge

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Don't be a cunt all your life, OP.

Damn. That was good.

Fuck.

I'm new to the scene. Are DMs usually okay with open flirtation with the monsters? I just want to date a lich.

Depends heavily in the group, what everyone is comfortable with, and the tone of the game

Are you fucking retarded or just a Millennial?

Millenial here, he is fucking retarded, please don't lump him in with us.

White knights? Na.

We need more black princes.

Everybody on this site is a millennial, people born in in the fucking 1980s are considered millenial. The only people using millennial as an insult are millennial who don't know what millennial mean.

Liches are dreamy and I find fighting dull.

Lovely, thank you.

Let's be honest, the Millenials learned how to be huge idiot self-entitled shits from the Baby Boomers.

The 2010s is just the 70s all over again.

That's why you need a CE Female Villain that isn't interested in getting dicked, or proving anything, just having a good time fucking shit up.

This

With four magic words from the girl:

> "I have a boyfriend."

Yeah I'm tired of the good guys being portrayed as stale as fuck nerds. There are more thirsty nerds who will "roll to rape" when they play a black knight type. Shit is ridiculous

Nah that picture is from a porn comic where he does fuck her later that night after rescuing her.

Source? Orc vanilla is great.

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Et2bruttus on Hentai Foundry.

that is a glorious looking knight

Careful, it involves cuddling

>tonight, you...

>orc lady
>cuddling
>impregnation
All my boners.

Agree with them enthusiastically when they do it and talk about how such actions will "make [SETTING] great again!"

The only redemption in this world comes from the end of a dick.

My players are trying to befriend or redeem anything (or, failing that, end the encounter non-lethally).

So far the success rate in befriending the villains is 1,3/5. Party kill count, excluding undead, constructs and mercy kills is still at 0.

I'm so proud of them.

POST THE REST OF THE OP IMAGE

Fucking her shit up is what I was born for.

Christ is this a real comic? Mother of god

And it's getting boring.

>Easy mode
Kick them out.
>Dante must die mod
Get them a girlfriend.

White knights are beta waifufags all the way back to arthuriana.

>When your girlfriend is also a heated blanket

I never knew how much I wanted this until just now.

The 70s was gen-x, you moron.

From those numbers I think he means the people who were adults in those periods, not children.

Mathew 10:34-39

> Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn
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> ‘a man against his father,
> a daughter against her mother,
> a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law—
> a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household.’
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> “Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. Whoever does not take up their cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Whoever finds their life will lose it, and whoever loses their life for my sake will find it.

It's like you do not even know how to paladin. Being a paladin isn't about easy choices. You'll have to turn against evil even if it is someone you love.

>old testament
haven't you heard, it was retconned some 2000 years ago

>The Gospel of Matthew
>Old Testament
u wot user

>Matthew
>Old Testament

Not even him, but god are you fucking retarded.

>Matthew
>Old Testament
Might want to pay more attention in Sunday School, user.

Truly the true God speaks the truth
For anyone who clings to the material prison of YHWH is naught but a cuck and can never be emancipated from their spiritual slavery to the false Demiurge

>He doesn't want to bone the lich

dumb konosubaposter

>Lich
>supple and bouncy flesh
Ha no.

Also
>Sample
You bring dishonour on your family name.

Cathars shut up and go away before you get BTFO again.

>Not being one of us bons omes
You'll see user, one day you'll see the error of your ways and prolonging this material world and all it's suffering. I will pray for your soul until then.

Why would an immortal undead master of the arcane choose to be a decaying skellington when they can take whatever form they want? You might as well just tape a "smite me" sign to your back in that case

Because skelngton form is classic fashion and doesn't involve problems inherent to being a meatbag.
>but i'd choose to be a little girl
Yeah, and then what do you do when a party of lolicon adventurers is at your door looking to give you righteous dickings?

Not a problem if you are a skeleton.

And think about all the time liquidious flesh sacks spend expelling waste, over lifetimes that adds up.

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If I was a lich, I'd be a skeleton. No need to eat, no pains in fleshy bits, just cool bones.
>You might as well just tape a "smite me" sign to your back in that case
If I do nothing bad and hurtful, why should anyone want to smite me? "Just in case"?