40k Cute thread

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there are only cute things.

Cutehammer thread? Cutehammer thread.

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Does Nozomi's Corax cosplay count as cutehammer?

>obvious mango style
>moon sound effects
>left-to-right
now that's just confusing.
ftfy.

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The classics

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Nice thumbnail.

Let's post funnies too.

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Uncoloured version

I can't figure these all out... left to right I see Corax, ???, Alpharius, Angron, Omegon, spoopy face is Curze, Magnus, ???, Tiny glasses girl is Lorgar, ???, ???, Gonna guess curly is Fulgrim due to proximity with the next one, Ferrus Manus, awoo is Russ, ???, ???, Ditzy wings one is Sanguinius, topknot's Khan but the mask?, Lion.

>Would you purge heretics with me?
>Yes or No

>Flesh Tearer
>Ever saying no to purging (of enemies and allies)

>Power armour under suit
Kek

Actually, I guess it's traitors and loyalists.
Mortarion? Though scarf strikes me as a Corax thing.
Perturabo? The apparent autism is the only clue.
Alph/Om obvious
Angron obvious
Curze obvious
Magnus obvious
Fulgrim?
Lorgar
Which I guess makes the one with no defining features Horus.

I'm going to say Corax for the resting bitch face coupled with not being Lion.
Sanguinius, I guess, even though the hair makes me think Grecian influence.
Ferrus Manus obvious
Russ obvious
Who the fuck is sports girl? Is it Vulkan because he's black? Is Dorn athletic?
Is glasses one Dorn because he's analytical?
Is hair-wings one Guilliman because it's funny for him to be a ditz?
Is Khan supposed to look stereotypically Asian among manga-styled characters?
Lion at least is also obvious

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I don't even know what this is supposed to be, but holy smokes does it look cute in Guardsmen wear.

Oh, and the guy also made this.
The little bolt pistol always gets me

Whoops

Happy tree friends maybe, I don't know.

Is new Macha still a virgin? I think if she's been a virgin long enough...

It's the grass starter from pokemon gen 6. Can't remember its name tho

It's a Chespin, from Pokemon. 6th gen Grass Starter.

pretty sure you are right about the traitors.
For the loyalist i would say it is

Corax (by elimination and bitch-face)
Vulcan (by elimination and big guy)
Frerus Manus
Leman Russ
Rogal Dorn (straigt forward tomboy, Jock conterpoint to Guiliman)
Guilliman (A-stundent, class president)
Sanguinius (angel wings)
Khan
El'Jonsen

Huh. Well, not too surprising since I can see the aesthetic now, but..

Well not trying to be rude here, but the designs look like they've gotten plenty different since the last one I played back in third gen. What an interesting recollection.

user...

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>jaghatai khan likes going fast

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I just realised that i always behaved IRL like dorn from TTS.

Can't believe I haven't seen this one before.

>Witness the sweet agony of holy pain, Brother!
>AAAAAAHHHHH, FUCKKKKKKKK
>Dorn Taught us patience, now you are one of us, brother neophyte

Hey i brought some Russian memes, is it ok?

Eldar waifu is best thing in universe pro me wrong fags.

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>The few actually know that Sanguinius wasnt killed by Horus
>He was killed by a concentration of pathos that was created by meeting of Horus and Emperor

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And so, the Pussy Tearers were founded

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>The Emperor will protect

Why does the marine have a snout? Is it furry under the armor?

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The beakie helps him sneakie, and increase the cheekie of his breekie

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I'll take that as a yes.

>You'll never have a loving relationship with a pretty non-human

>He doesn't know about beakies
I don't have enough reaction images for this shit.

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thats one hell of a duck meme

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>File name...
TRIGGERED

>Battle cries are for whelps
>We just shout loud enough to paralyse the ennemy

That is one courageous Guard.

>in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only fujoshi guardswomen
>no catgirls, no hot xenos, no haughty rogue traders
>just unwashed, rude women with ugly personalities who eternally fangirl after asexual angelic demigods who would never give you time of day

You know that not al eldar are females right?

Blueberries taste better.

Sweet sweet heresy

lies and slander
those are all girls(male)

Why is Corax reading porn?

oh gosh I just saw this

Did someone manipulate the actual models for that

--and does Canon Taldeer wear a low ponytail, is that what I'm seeing?

(either way, that has no right to be as frickin' cute as it is. I must have!)

I got it. That is not ok, ok?

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Starter evolutions always followed the same formula:

Cute >>> Awkward Teenager >>> Badass

Over the years the difference has become even more pronounced. Chespin is adorable, then he turns into a football, then he ends up looking like he ate a Lemann Russ.

>"Awoo"

Mah man!

Its not like you can even feel the phat ass you are grabbing through power armor gauntlets

It's the thought that counts.

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That wouldn't happen to be the two depicted in this scene, right?

>He doesn't know about the MkIV Beakie Pattern Helmet

THAT'S NOT FUCKING CANON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You've got the auts, user.

N O T C A N O N .

Yep Chesnaught is the big guy and the small and fat one is the teen evo.

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Where is this from and is this canon?

Why?!

1/10
wouldn't take her virginity

Jesus christ Russian memes are bleak and terrible.

They're oddly setting-appropriate, aren' tree they?

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ancient Veeky Forums write-drawfaggotry
Not canon but it has been heavily referenced in the RPG rulebook