/kdm/ - Kingdom Death General

Because Zazu was voiced by Rowan Atkinson, whereas I have no clue who voiced Nala.

He's an insane once-king rambling around in the ruins of the civilization he destroyed vomiting silver blood all over everything.

Oh, the young survior gets that automatically, right?

Only if you're playing strip-Monster.
Which of course uses a variety of BD toys depending on which monsters you're hunting.

So who will get to breed with the young survivor in your settlement?

Who would be the perfect candidate to have a model based on, and why is it Enji Night?

So where is the updates? Can't wait to +$$$$$$$$$$$ for another uselesa shit

The young survivor(male) obviously.

>Not that french cosplay chick with the fattest fakest boobs ever.

Estimated Delivery 2020

Playing through a solo campaign on Tabletop Simulator and holy shit the Butcher was terrifying. He earned his fucking name, that's for sure.

This character, though. +1 permanent accuracy on top of three items and she was MVP for days. Probably did 2/3rds of the party's damage that fight.

Because those hips and thighs

The fat lolicon survivor

The Whizzard rears his head.

And he is very welcome. Also nice dub dubs.

I love this woman. She's so weird looking, but so fucking hot because of it

Sadly she doesn't have the hips for it.

Name?

...More?

You cant just post that without the follow up event

during black friday sale how much is taken off from the kdm store? was everything half off?

im grabbing the ancient gold lantern pledge cause i want the previous expansions, but i dont have enough to get all the new stuff, but if everything is half off during black friday i can live without it for now.

Everything was only half off. Some guy did the math earlier, buy going with Ancient Gold Lantern you will be saving money even compared to the discounted expansions.

I have Black Friday Gold Lantern, is it still cheaper?

Yes

She's been doing more squats lately.

marie claude bourbonnais

Is it suicidal to keep an armor set you like for looks/model you enjoy? DO the set bonuses become exponentially better with each step up in monsters? i.e. is there no reason to keep using the lion set when you can get others?

cool, i was thinking of grabbing one of the new expansions to go with the ancient gold lantern pledge, but if everythiing will be the same price it is now during black friday i might hold off unless a really cool one is announced during the kickstarter.

Well after a quick google, her boobs definitely look better clothed.

Really it depends on how you use them. I kept a spear user in the Lion Set just because of Pounce giving extra reach+bonuses.

Fin

I just saw that.

Poots, what are you doing on your public Kickstarter account.

Holy shit that's hilarious

What happened? I see Poots is talking about something, but I didn't get any email / don't see anything notable.

He backed a Kickstarter for a vibrator.

If you're following his "Kingdom Death" account on Kickstarter, you'll get email notifications of stuff he backs on that account.

He essentially just emailed 13000 people, or rather those who follow him, what kind of vibrator he's buying for his wife.

How do you know its for his wife?

Well, I'm assuming he didn't lie when he wrote that in the comments. I mean, I don't really care either way.

I see this now; it's on his backed projects page yeah. I didn't even realize you could "follow" an account, though. Thanks for the explanation.

Because Poots is a living recipe of someone who under preforms in the sack.

Technically, he didn't say that.
kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/comments?cursor=15250344#comment-15250343
Looks like Poots is into pegging

...

Fuck that's great, way to go Poots.

FROGDOG IS COMING PREPARE TO BE underwhelmed

Update

Two narrative minis. Wow that's fucking nothing

What if it's an alternate White Lion replacement?

Nabbed a BF Gold Lantern. My poorfag wallet.

Looks like a
Gorilla.

>box has 8 minis, a dozen new cards, a scouting system added to the game, a class based advancement system, and another currently unknown mechanic, as well as at least 25 more things
>people STILL aren't happy with it
Will you millenials ever stop feeling entitled, or does Poots have to add in a "Thank you for bakcing!" trophy to appease your delicate ego?

>Nightmare Harambe

There are going to be so many goddamn post-its by the time this is over.

I don't care about narrative minis, that's all. I'd rather have tangible content like new mechanics or pseudo-expansions.

If the logo on the locked bit is to be believe, then there will be a new fight. I am just sitting tight with my Black Friday Lantern, ready to shell out $100 for the chest when I feel that it is worth it.

>I'd rather have tangible stuff like game mechanics
That's literally the exact opposite of what that word means. Back to fucking school with you.

Joke's on you, new mechanics are printed on paper.

>still claimed that the new minis are somehow made of fucking ectoplasm

The logo is a variant of the backer.

Also, I just want you all to know that I love you all. You're a load of bitches, but I love anyone who's going to give some chat to Kingdom Death.

yes I am drunk

Gambler's Chest Contents (so far)
>Advanced Rulebook
>1 Survivor (Sculpture) [1xMiniature]
>1 Survivor (Aya) [1xMiniature, +2 Promo cards, +1 Art card]
>1 Survivor (JoJo Adam) [1xMiniature, +1 FA card, +1 Philosophy
>1 Survivor (Last Man Standing) [1xMiniature, +1 Mighty Axe Rare Gear ]
>1 Survivor (Scout of Death) [1xMiniature, +Pages to Advanced Rulebook, + "A bunch of cards"]
>1 Survivor (Murderer) [1xMiniature, +1 Philosophy, +1 Settlement Event, +1 Secret Fighting Art, +2 Gear Cards]
>1 Survivor (Bow Master) [1xMiniature, +1 Rare Gear Card]
>1Survivor (Deadrock Fighter) [1xMiniature, +1 Fighting Art]
=
1xAdvanced Rulebook (Includes Philosophy of Death)
6xMiniatures
2xPromo Gear Cards
2xRare Gear Card
2xGear Cards
1xArt Card
1xSecret Fighting Art
2xFighting Art
2xPhilosophy Cards
1xSettlement Event

>to be continued

Kinda bummed out that the narrative scultures seem to be slowly leaning towards "Look at this awesome dude that this one random settlement had"

Still a killer deal.

I don't know about minis but your mom surely is lmao

>Didn't update the mini count.
My bad.

8 Miniatures so far.

Getting closer to 6,666,666 boys

Despite first glance of looking like the silhouette for frogdog, I dont think it actually is, or maybe it is an updated sculpt. The gap for the mouth isn't deep enough, the slope of the back isnt right nor is the pile of puppies. I think we have a headshot of some sasquatch motherfucker.

Anyone notice the post-it note saying "True Form Satan???" in the video, or am I derping and it's always been there?

... What is this? Is this some sort of fetish porn?

It's a picture of the art card, not the sculpt. It matches 1:1.

Honestly I hope it's not Frogdog because it's butt triggers the fuck out of my trypophobia, but the evidence is stacked against us!

Trypophobia isn't real. It's an instinctive revulsion instead of a learned maladaptive fear, and thus not really a phobia and also TOTALLY FUCKING JUSTIFIED GODDAMN HOLES MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL

Then damn it, I got that think that makes spongy asses freak me out ... !!!!

Frogdog definitely dethroned Gorm for ugliest monster.

Except its not 1:1

Unless someone can find a better view of the art card, the details dont match up well. Plus the slope of the back is all out of whack. My freehand at paint is garbage but I hope it illustrates my point.

You really have to be in denial if you think its not Frogdog.

The idea is that newborn monsters can be traded to a collector for rare stuff/stuff that might not be obtainable otherwise.

The Beast Lover fighting art lets you willingly offer yourself to a monster in order to try and buy time for everyone else to escape. If you succeed, you can roll to get bred and the showdown ends with everyone getting back home or maybe rolling on the run away table?

That's as far as I've gotten with this to be honest.

...

Now why the fuck do you have to go and trigger my fetishes like that, user?

Do you have a link to all your homebrew? Or is this all you have so far?

So, off topic, but does anyone else think that Percival's Pup is one of these doggos?

The logo is the Gambler

is this from the base game or an expansion?

Is it even possible to set up all 6 Acanthus Plants in the center of the Antelope fight? Or are you supposed to ignore the "not within 6 spaces of any other Acanthus Plants" restriction the card has? I can only get 4 in there while respecting that, although 5 might be possible.

Why do I find this so arousing. Good work user, more people should do homebrew for this game.

That's everything actually made so far. I need to decide with an actual overarching theme to tie everything together but I've been having trouble since so many people like so many different things.

Like the first breeding chart included a lethal roll but most people don't like snuff so that was changed.

it's the frogdogman

Hahahah oh god

Fucking normies!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I assume it is the frogdog but things are not adding up. Look at the other previews, the blocked out silhouette matched the revealed art/model 1:1, this clearly is not 1:1 of anything we have seen of the frogdog.

I can get behind that, its just so weird the silhouette is so fucked up in comparison to the other previews.

>so many people like so many different things.
I know you just want to be the best slut you can be, but you can't satisfy everyone.

She's Canada-French, not regular French.

Illuminati confirmed.

FROGDOG IS SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

Dont talk shit about mai waifu