Why are dwarves such shit?

Why are dwarves such shit?

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Because neckbeards want to think there's an excuse for their poor hygiene and they fetishize dwarfs so their disgusting pseudo-masculine habits can seem cool.

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That's the Tiwaz rune.
Are you a pedo?

>short
>fat
>ugly
>beards
>muh manliness
>beer lol xD

No wonder neckbeards love them so much.

Because of the Book of Grudges, nigga

Fuck, wrong pic

But still good dorfs

Man, remember when Warcraft wasn't the worst shit of all time? Aside from Age of Sigmar of course.

>Warcraft
>Age of Sigmar
Nigga, I don't even play Warhammer. Are you okay?

>Man, remember when Warcraft wasn't the worst shit of all time?
no

really i thought dwarves were supposed to be a representation of the working class, elves the upper class rich a holes,

>tfw so few Dwarves turn into stone when exposed to sunlight

>points back to OP

Go back to the forest, you knife-eared piece of shit.

Tolkien meant dwarves to be analagous to Jews. No, really.

Because they aren't elves.

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Because at this point, if Veeky Forums ever stopped arguing about Dwarves and Elves, it would be considered such a breach in tradition as to be almost sacrilegious.

Dorf v. Elf has transcended the meta, to the point that the way Veeky Forums argues about them is indistinguishable from the bitter rivalry of the two races in question.

Right now we're just carrying along this centuries long feud so that when the adventuring party finally comes along there's an interesting dynamic between the Elf and the Dwarf in the party.

In other words, this is just another Worldbuilding thread.

>dwarves
There is just one, really bussy dwarf.

Aren't those supposed to be trolls or something?

He didn't, but did note the odd parallels. While trolling that era's equivalent of a /pol/lack.