Cyoa thread

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Waifu's allowed!

None of these is curses.

Depends on the setting. Curses in MY setting are beneficial with only minor hang-ups at worst.

this is stupid and you should feel bad

so curses are blessings in your world?

go fly a kite

Haven't seen Angel in a few days. Did you guys piss her off with that talk about how her MH character would be raped during the Culling?

Kites can't fly in my setting.

Flies can't kite in my setting.

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God why was Material Sniper never finished

>tfw your fetish will never get into a CYOA

Good.

FUCK. On the one hand I really don't give a shit about any of them but the GF option seems comfy and relaxing at least. But Anime always fucks up my favourite archetype with "character development" so I'm likely to just be annoyed forever... fuck it, Dark war anime. Let's be an edgy fuck with a cursed sword or something.

Obligatory "what is your fetish?"-question.

The year is coming to an end. How about we gather all big and notable CYOAs that were made this year and make a poll to decide which one of them was the best? Author of the winning CYOA will get the "Autistic Choice Picture of 2016" award.

Looking forward to it! How long do you think it will take you?

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Leanne Church a best

And now for the 3 pages DLC!

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Aaand we're done.

Sure, I can try to organize this whole thing, but nominating CYOAs for the poll is ultimately a collective job. If anons don't want to do anything, it means nothing.
There's one month until the end of year, it would take fittingly this much time to prepare everything. New CYOAs can be made in time for the poll to be added there too.

tiles

I nominate Dream Prince!

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Real answer: animal-shaped robots

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Nominating Hero Academy

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Low Fantasy, Free Ice

>Free Ice
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E, and using rolz or something to decide on options.

I don't think it works like that. you choose an option frpm the first page and on the second page it tells you the secret about your chosen option

Meta CYOA you faggots

Foolish mortal.

I'm pretty sure it's made earlier than this year.

Nope. 8 months ago.

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I been around. Just busy working and stuff. I'll have new build with suggestions from Bliss sometime.

Might as well be a Goddess. Has most possibilities.

What's missing?

>Might as well be a Goddess. Has most possibilities.
God/dess is like getting the perfect kitchen and ingredients but no training. Technically you can make anything you want, but in practice you're going to make simple things or ruin a lot of dishes trying to teach yourself how to cook them. Meanwhile, the other choices are like going to a five-star restaurant - you might not get exactly what you want, but it's going to be close, and it's going to be delicious.

With that in mind, I'd pick Dream World. Living in my ideal world sounds amazing, even if there are challenges to face.

What, no one else cares? Oh well...

Idk. It might be like that at first. But as Goddess I have eternity to perfect things. So eventually it'll all be perfect.

did someone say waifus

Possibly. But these kinds of skills might require an eternity for a human to master.

Maybe. I think Goddess would still be my first choice, but Dream World is a good second pick.

Is there any choice besides Izzet?

>ashley kim's """curse""" is free anabolics without any of the side effects

Sure, why not?

A lot of people liked Be The Dark Souls Boss CYOA

I didn't think it would be fair to nominate multiple but alright:
>Raven of Happiness
>Dream Princess
Not that they would win, not by a long-shot (sorry Raven), but I have enjoyed them immensely.

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>Dream Princess
It's from 2015.

It's kinda sad that 99% of these creators are gone forever

Only if you're a soulless Y-chromosomed dweeb who wants sex and romance without having to work for it.

Lara is best because I am a bad person who preys on the emotionally vulnerable

Oh poo.
My screencaps were from January so that got me confused.

Grace, Liz and Valerie all look good.

>99%
Seeing as there are 16 on there, and SDA constantly shitposts, The Scientist made OC one/two weeks ago, Beri makes OC all the time, Bliss talked about Monster Hunter the last five threads, I don't have any idea how you got to that number.

The choice is between Helena Ross for the face gains and personal training, or Ashley Kim for the perfect food and free steroids. I'm not a fan of a girl being paid to look sexy in front of a camera, so Ashley Kim it is.

>romance without having to work for it
But user, why wouldn't you want easy and relaxing romance? You can always work at making her feel even better.

It is definitely a lot slower these days. Not too many big projects in the works.

Assuming an asshole hasn't changed the text on this, I can go by memory and just choose that sweet, sweet ass... found her, Ashley Kim.
>reads CYOA
Yep, still the best by far.

>I don't have any idea how you got to that number
hyperbole is the best literary device ever conceived by mortal men

Nominating Solar Inheritance.

"None of these [are] curses."
>the_more_you_know.mp4

>Not too many big projects in the works.
You know, you could change that...
I like Judith because pretending to ignore me while I fuck her sounds fun.

3x points
75!
Random alotment.

12 forms of immortality, d12 determines.
Perks will be straight up RNG with 1 to whatever total value the related perks and bonus perks total up to. (24 bonus+specific perks)

Rolled a 7 for...
Observer (6/6) which has 3 perks for 1 to 27 range.
Excitement Detector (5/11)
Bound Item (3/14) Probably going to bind on objects and things that can detect me even if I can't interact directly that might give some indirect feedback options. Robots, magic stones, sensitive astronomical observation, etc.
One-Time Shapeshift (3/17). No one else sees this so w/e I'll probably go outlandish and ostentatious.
Death's Number (5/22) Oh good, cool company.
Always Something to Do (12/34) Already pretty much had this but okay thanks.
Your Biggest Fan (3/37) Going to reserve judgement on this one but Kojima seems to be keeping things interesting lately.
Elemental Attack (5/42) Wow, I've got blow-up-a-bus power originating from a single point in the universe. Sure hope there's an elemental effect of some sort that's faster than light or else this is going to be Real situational along with Never Interacting With The Universe.
The Challenge (-5/37) OF course I need to destroy most of humanity without doing anything to it, why wouldn't that make sense. Maybe if I immortalize some artistically bankrupt jerk instead everyone will do the job for me.
Possession (8/45) Well, this is a step in the right direction at least. Can't Do stuff but I can Sense stuff....about the same as I could before.
Invisibility (7/52)....Does the "Still be heard, smelled felt, etc. Your clothes and held items become invisible with you" result in Returning tangibility so long as I can't be seen? That might make things a little easier.
Training (1/53). I want to be a master of staying alive. Even if I fuckup the whole challenge and get stuck back here I'm keeping the new body and the mastery and I mean to stick around despite mortality.
-tbc

Seconding Solar Inheritance.

I have an excuse, what's yours, grammatikführer?

>You know, you could change that...
Oddly enough, I am. But I do have other things you know! Even while here, sadly...

>see this
>"comes with a terrible curse"
>thinking it's gonna be another cuck cyoa
>All the choices are actually good people that have a positive impact on your life

Color me pleasantly surprised OP

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>trying to pick between Heaven, Ghost, and Nothing

I have no clue what you tried to say with those spoilers but so long as it ain't another porn cyoa, I'm interested.

Invasion! (1/54) Oh sweet someone else is going to do my job-
"If taken with The Challenge, then your chaenge is changed to saving Earth from this threat."
Fuck. Okay so I have an artist and maybe 3 objects to stave off a civ-ending threat. Sure dude.
The Ultimate Question (4/58) "How can I Succeed in my Challenge despite my impediments and circumstances?"
If the answer is I can't then frig it I'm going to chill 500 years and not stress this until I get to come out and deal with it myself as a mostly normie.
That's Normal (4/62) Small Favors. I'll take it.
Empire (5/67). I don't know how, but I can hope that this works out as advertised at least through some unknown loophole.
Precognition (72/75) I can now see everything as it is now nd 5 minutes from now. Small scale LaPlace demon, getting somewhere now.

Almost nothing else costs 3 points so I'm cashing in for a bitching pizza with death. This is going to be a wild 5 centuries. Might elect to fail anyway seeing as I can time travel anyway, just set things up in my favor if I can wriggle around the limitations.

Probably just going to fuck up and get unboosted in 500 years but hey, worth a shot.

Only because Boros doesn't have a delicious brown angelfu.

>but so long as it ain't another porn cyoa
Well now it will be. Good job buddy, you fucked yourself.

Oh no, how ever will I manage! Please, kind and fair lord user, allow me to repent for my sins!

Nope, still not 2016.

I'll nominate Time of Troubles. I'd also post it but unfortunately I only have the first version that is absolutely broken.

user PLEASE! You MUST give me a second chance! I'll do ANYTHING if you won't make a porn cyoa!

*unzips*

anything, you say?

Solar Inheritance is the best thing released this year.

If you won't make a porn cyoa yes!

See

>this year
Solar Inheritance was released in 2015.

solar inheritance should make the shortlist, at least
it was really popular on release