ITT:
We greentext the biggest meme's Veeky Forums can offer for a fantasy campaign. In the context of relevant posts, every meme becomes canon. Dubs = major plot arcs
Trips = overall campaign setting or plot armor for previously mentioned posts.
I'll start:
>bard lays at least 5 npcs per session
>casters always better than warriors
>absolutely no fat people in campaign besides villains
>different races, but absolutely no description of color skin/race
>dwarves do not exist
>20 ft elves
canon
>BBEG is autistic
>Manlets are superior warriors
>Lanklets are superior mages
>Furfags are superior faggots
>Image in OP is not a laughing elf, he is mortally wounded
>beastfolk dick size is relevant for the plot
No dubs/trips. Denied.
This thread is pure cringe and I feel sorry for you.
>PC with a "dark past" that has enough edge make a sphere sharp.
>plot revolves around cringey actions
>beastfolk
>dick
You're going at this from the wrong angle.
Trips get.
>beastfolk's dick are improperly angled
I was actually going for a "all beastfolk are cute monstergirls" angle, but whatever.
>beastfolk's dick are too properly angled
Sorry, I thought it was funny. Dubs decree though,
>hot beastwymyn errywere
This is a major plot arc
Primary BBEG is a halfling who just wants everyone to stop fucking all the time
The overarching theme of the campaign is "manlets, will they ever learn?"
>BBEG is pictured in OP's image
>BBEG is halfling in OP's image who wounded 20 ft elf for love of a furry woman. Manlets = anyone over 10 ft tall
>Everything breeds with humans
>Dwarves reappear as sentient beards
>Tonald Drump, leader of the free world, builds a great wall
>Elves are houses.
>The players must cross the enchanted Piss Forest, created by the Whizzard
>Immovable rods, when activated, go flying away due to the movement of the planet around it's star.
>Gazebos are one of the deadliest enemies known to man, and are nigh invulnerable without either a powerful axe, or fire.
>Pic related is the inspiration for elf culture
-4 str
It's 40k inside 40k inside 40k inside 40k inside 40k ________
The dagger hidden in a Boquet! How devilish!
>The greatest troops of the settings are essentially Space Marine Matryoshka Dolls.
Faggot is a class.
Why do two of those dolls have visible tits?
Those are flowers.
Not many people know that tits are actually leftovers of a parasitic plant. Targets mostly women, but gets really ugly if one attaches to a guy.