What color has the best girls?

We know which guild has best tits, prove me wrong

White/Red best combination for a normal healthy relationship

Black/White she's prolly gonna be super controlling, Red/Green too crazy for stability.

Green/White is too much of a commitment, no red or black means they won't have much individualism and may just expect things to be the way they are/always have been

Mono green is a dumb idea for normal humans. Mono black can be fun but probably shortlived if they're just a staunch individualist, but besides Toshiro Umezawa and maybe some of his descendents you're far more likely to end up dead or worse than just a broken hearth

Mono red only if you're an artist or some other creative type and can put up with that shit FOREVER

mono blue you're just being used. Mono-black might at least actually enjoy the way you make them feel and care about you by association, blue you'll get replaced by an artifact model of you with a bigger dick who doesnt mind doing dishes

Personal rankings

Red/White
Red/Blue
White
Black (kamigawa black, not innistrad black)
Red
Green
Blue
Black (Typical demon blood sacrifice shit)

I put way too much thought into this.

Basically just give me a loyal boros angel warrior lady, I'll stay home with the kids, less likely to get fucking murdered that way

>a loyal boros angel warrior lady
White/Red probably isn't going to be a normal relationship. Them's fanatical ideological crusaders.

White/Blue scientist angel maybe!

But if you're going color combinations, you may as well roll out a Legacy Weapon or Maelstrom waifu.

White has lots of small girls and the most girls overall.

Green has the biggest girls, especially at common, and the se one most girls.

Black can search for any girl it wants although this leads to repetitive gameplay so you don't see a ton of it and usually at higher rarities. Black can also bring girls back to life.

Blue has the weakest girls because it's strengths lie elsewhere. For example Blue can steal the opponent's girls permanently.

Red usually has small, fast, aggressive girls. Red can also steal girls temporarily. Red also usually gets a few big flying girls, usually dragon girls depending on the world. Market research has shown that dragon girls are the most popular girls by a wide margin.

Teysa called, she said y'wrong.

Should be a project to turn every single MTG card into a cute girl. That's Veeky Forums enough, right?

Teysa doesn't have any tits.
She's also a cuck.

Well, Simic has literally the most amount of tits of all varieties.
>Evolve
And they can make them better.

Who do you think handed out the loan for all of those evolved tits?

what about my Rakdos waifu?

Rakdos waifu? You mean murderwhore?

You say so?

Those are tiny, the corset is making them look bigger. Cosplay 101.

Her house is going to get repossessed.

But she has ENERGY in those tits.

Teysa would just be casually reading a book while billing you for looking at her as "entertainment services".

Hey! She didn't mean to kill them, that means it's only manslaughter!

And it'd be worth every Ravnicabuck.

If WotC got off their asses and did a proper Ravnica book for DnD that'd be nice. I don't trust them to go back and do a block of it right now though.

How is she a cuck?

White.

pic related

Read the book.

She gets done from behind in every physical and metaphorical way possible.

She's going to take down the Ghost Council sooner or later.

Is physical stuff any good?

No she's not, a planeswalker(Jace) is gonna do it for her after she's been damselindistressed again

relevant

Jace is going to get cucked too.

That Ghost Council is firmly seated in the victory position.

In before plot armor.

Jace has basically abandoned his role as the Living Guildpact. He seriously deserves to get some comeuppance for it. Instead, Lavinia has been demoted to comic relief and is picking up the pieces.

She never walked straight again.

I'm just waiting for them to drop the comic books and resurrect Urza.

IPA forever.

>there are people on Veeky Forums RIGHT NOW who won't choose Melissa

Someone else won't be walking right.

Judith for sure. Melissa is hot as fuck though

we really need a western art version of this thing

True facts.

I'd take Judith any day.

Right after we get the mindbreak doujin of her getting the treachery fucked out of her by her fatass grandpa karlov. Just like my chinese pornography.

>grandpa karlov
>Just like my chinese pornography.

This sounds interesting. Can you give us some more details?

It's pretty obvious set up for there to be some repercussions for Jace I think. The last time he spoke with Ral Zarek made it pretty clear.

>liking the edgemaster planeswalker
ftfy

Well theyre cute lesbians

Tamiyo has a husband

So does Angelina

So does Chitoge

why is Grace perfectly catering to my fetishes?! Ahhh want something like this now!!

This
Even tumblr style will do

Won't Valerie give you all of that, without trying to convert you to a suicide cult?

But I mean, there are tons of those Seles girls in real life. Mostly in Washington State.

Black, obviously.

no no no i don't think so kind sir, simic was never my thing and the whole tentacle hentai thing with mad- and maybe a little bit evil science is not really my style...

and about the suicide cult, well i always liked the golgari but then... these guys are fucked up

>whole tentacle hentai thing
But it says "super-submissive". The tentacles are all for her. Unless you don't like them. Then she demurely presses herself to the floor and offers her plush pre-lubed butt to you.

>you will never pet her cute pink little tail

Wasn't Teysa getting drugged up while she was banging that Ghost Council agent?

He used their closeness to give her the narcolepsy, then while she was "asleep" he was manipulating her with magic to do whatever he wanted, yes. Her uncle alluded to it at one point.

Buddy, I ain't looking at her tail. . .

God, that card's art is garbage, close up.

>Chainer
>girl

You sure you don't mean Braids?

that's a rat butt tho