As a nod to Veeky Forums, I'm incorporating Kek, the god of chaos, into my campaign. I'm planning on making him a chaotic neutral character that the PCs are sent to stop, but end up befriending. Since I haven't planned out much of what happens besides the location, I figured I'd let Veeky Forums itself decide.
Dubs decides his personality, what he does to the PCs, or what the PCs were sent after him for doing.
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
His personality is...about what you'd expect from a Chaotic neutral character.
Mostly concerned about doing what he wants, Kek is an insufferably unpredictable character for anyone that doesn't understand his mindset.
He's just as capable of saving a city for convenience as his is of sacking it. However, if properly persuaded, he can be an incredibly powerful ally...so long as you don't make him your enemy at some point.
Fucking chaotic neutral.
Golden Calf. Not an actual god, merely an idol. Often considered to be a satire of Idolatry.
bump
Kek doesn't appear to have much personality, but will drop little hints of his favor to those he takes a shine to - IE, seeing gets in everyday life such as finding a sack of 77 gold coins in their rucksack or seeming to see a lot more frogs than they used to.
Chaos in various forms, usually local political shakeups and various events seeming to tie in to in-jokes the party would understand, seem to follow his chosen, and world events influenced by him might seem to validate a worshiper's social beliefs and ideals.
His endgame is completely indiscernible, and is probably just causing as much cause as he can for laughs.
He is the embodiment of Games Workshop, keeping the world in a stagnated state as they destroy non-profitable worlds while milking the profitable ones.
Rolling post number for this. THE POWER OF DUBS COMPELS THEE!
He is secretly Tomaru Sawagoe with everything Tomaru with divine powers implies.
He's a Squat & wants revenge against GW.
You can't just reroll a post for dubs, it doesn't work that way. If Kek wills it, Kek wills it.
He wants to go bowling.
Well then
So who wins?
... Okay, Praise Kek.
KEK HAS SPOKEN!
Op here. His endgame is he wants to go bowling. Let's see if we can Keep this up!
If there is something this thread has made clear, it's that you cannot manipulate Kek.
BIG AMERICAN BOOTY COUSIN
What I'm saying is that we find more factors about him, such as his personality and why the PCs are sent to him.
Do these count for anything? I wonder what if Kek has a pet bunny named Daisy.
Maybe he constantly bothers the PCs with calls asking to go bowling.
That's fucking perfect.
Perhaps a politician of a fairly important trading state lost to a wildcard candidate and wants the players to banish this foul thing that's meddling in the city's affairs so their own dark bull god can meddle in city affairs.
KEK HAS SPOKEN ONCE MORE!
The image of Roman Belic makes me miss Johnny for some reason. I wonder how Johnny Klebitz would react to card games on motorcycles.
Perfect you say? Maybe Kek is pic related.
Normal or space bowling?
What if Kek does intergalactic space bowling with planets?
Space bowling but with bowling pyramids.
...
Kek, based be he, had a price placed on his head for bowling with the skull of a Death Knight who went on a rampage trying to find who stole it.
Kek does not like you. Or your face.
>Kek is growing more suicidal as his cousin Niko refuses to go bowling
No.
What if Kek wants to beat everyone at bowling? Some kind of urge to be superior.
Kek uses his time-stop powers to cheat at bowling.
Kek does not cheat. At best/worst he just creates a level playing field.
>Kek seeks the person who can beat him at bowling
Kek is absolutely fabulous
His steed is the air itself.
Op here. So far kek a bowling obsessed chaos god, who will send signals in random places (E.G. in the cliffs of a mountian) asking the players to go bowling. Have I missed anything?
Does his cousin count?
Why is there so much GTA here? Is Kek a fan of GTA or something?
Kek has a hivemind of anonymous voices which are undistinguishable from each other unless they want to.
He is manipulated by those voices often deciding his actions based on the power of numbers and the voice assigned to it
Kek has a family like pic related
meme magic and president trump
whenever he is present, play this:
youtube.com
or this:
youtube.com
>Targaryen family tree.jpg
>/pol/ack didn't vote Tomaru
Look at President Sawagoe's love for his kids. Can your daughter hater love his kids the same way?
Reminder that Kek would much rather be Tomaru than a /pol/ack.
The voices are picked randomly from the afterlife or something
Kek has a weakness, if it could be called so. If someone rolls two dice while wishing for something Kek would do, and they get multiple repeating digits, Kek would be 'honorbound' to fulfill it.
That is, if he's currently in the mood for it.
Kek is 3 times faster than the rest.
Kek can suck his own dick.
Roll
...
He's a big guy for us
Kek's holy symbol changes as he wills it. This week is a depressed frog. Next week, who knows?
Re-rolling is probably blasphemy, but I have to try it after getting so close.
Fucking Kek.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HERETIC THERE IS NO SUCH THING
Kek makes it a thing.
Kek wants to fuck one of the party members.
Bump
Bumping to the top
Bring this thread back
In addition to bowling, Kek is fond of games of all kinds, especially those that force the player to rely on chance as much as skill. He's also known in ocassion as the Gambler's God, and has an on-again, off-again relationship with Lady Luck.
In a desperate attempt to make the god of memes more than just a stupid meme, but an enduring one, it is clear that 10 pins is a sacred game to Lord Kek in some way. Perhaps disputes are settled with games of bowling, with repeating scores and pins from each round indicating Orks approval - whomever has more has the approval of Kek
And can we please, please call him Keku
Kek is the god of change, upheaval, and underdogs. He favours the bold and bombastic and disdains politeness and niceties
Kek has,.through some means, hacked into the primordial code upon which all creation operates, meaning that he can influence all "random" chance and unknown factors
Keks mortal champion is a merchant who has gained and lost his fortune repeatedly, often catastrophically. By sheer dumb luck and charisma he keeps reinventing himself, regaining his fortunes, then blowing it all on some asinine egotistical gamble.
When in doubt as to keks will, a hand full of ten sided dice are thrown. Repeating digits indicates Keks favor, the more the better
Rolling for this. I love it.
He's waiting for the right time to become King of the realm and lead his people into a new golden age by fighting against ever-growin the orc invasion.
>Bring this thread back
So OPs Kek wants to bring this thread back? Well. Ok.
Kek is paradoxically both the god of chaos and fate; forming the unknown future from wild black chaos.
Known as the Lightbringer among some, as well as less common terms such as the Architect, the Author, and the Playwright, Kek tends to mild the future in a way that would "result in the best story" as his adherents claim. Kek is ordered in the long term, but his conception of order frequently diverges from the human conception.
Like him, his followers areally often chaotic in the short term, ordered in the long, often being artisans as they "impose the order of will on the chaos of creation".
While Kek appreciates artistry, artisanship, and intrigue, he has only one ritual; rolling a number of ten sided dice.
He grants favor to those who roll repeating numbers, but the larger the size of the pool rolled, the less powerful smaller chains of numbers become.
Favor frequently includes glimpses of the future and fortunate luck.
It is not recommended to abuse this ritual.
Kek wills it
Op here, posting from my phone. There isn't an orc invasion, but there is a faction called the Imperium that the PCs are going to war against
The dubs called it.
>deciding what your players are going to feel about an npc before meething them
lame
>Space Bowling is how Kek destroys his enemies
>enemies are pins, everything he can find is a bowling ball
Bump
Op here, posting from my phone again. I'm thinking kek attacks a village, the PCs track him down, and there's a confrontation with bowling involved. What would kek's minions be, and what would he use in combat?
Kek used everything. He crunches rocks, planets, even his enemies, into bowling balls and hurls them.
So Orcs are fucking with his favourite bowling alley or something?
Are they brown? Kek dislikes brown people.
Kek isn't a cuckold who discovered his wife's child is brown.
Their colors are red, grey and brown
Does kek see orcs as bowling pins?
When kek attacks, roll 8d10. If "dubs" (two repeating numbers) are achieved, multiply his attack and damage rolls by 2. Same with trips, quads, etc.
>without accounting for order
That's murder
It still works for Kek.
> lol random xd
> as a god
No.
But user, Roman Bellic isn't random.
Keep in mind that Kek IS a literal god.
The merchant wants to build defenses for the realm, in the form of great walls.
Kek is assailed by those who would use his power for their own motivations in attempting to further their own power.
Kek has no end goals, no obsessions
Even bowling is just a whim of the week.
Kek is formless, the madness of the beginning given form.
Some say he is the walking dream of Azathoth.
>Personality
He wants to watch the world burn
>what the PCs were sent after him for doing
In every major nation (including the minority human ones) he helps humans seize power (either through peaceful means and violence). The race war has started, the dwarves are being gassed, the elves are being forcibly assimilated.
This is why I've become a nihilist.
Kek is the patron of any who gamble or otherwise bet on chance, and chants of "Praise Kek!" are often heard in his temples, which also house casinos and bowling alleys.
Kek isn't a racist. Why the hell would a good if CHAOS have preference to one race or the other? Quit trying to co-opt it for /pol/