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Destruction Sphere Edition
Do you allow the guy going full SoP dip autism and twinking out Stone Blast to also take Holy Smite and Blood Havoc/Orc Bloodline Arcana?

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Would YOU play a campaign where you're a group of low level Nexian wizards tasked with fighting Autism Fighter's terrorist organization?

> twinking out Stone Blast to also take Holy Smite and Blood Havoc/Orc Bloodline Arcana
How is taking Stone Blast "twinking"

Oh man an entire fucking creature group and common defensive ability shuts down my primary mode of operation completely, better not do anything about that.

Just remember, Veeky Forums.

Dragon Cloaca.

If I don't post it early I can't troll people with an anime OP.

I wouldnt want to play in any game with that pile of horseshit.

So I've figured that you can instantly kill autism fighter with a group of approximately 186 level 1 wizards, all of whom know magic missile.

whats the CR of this encounter.

Why do you keep trying to drag up old bullshit in the new thread?

>Oh man an entire fucking creature group and common defensive ability

Evasion isn't common at all.

/pfg/, quick - if you were in charge of an army tasked with invading Irrisen, which planes and creatures would you call on for aid?

>Do you allow the guy going full SoP dip autism and twinking out Stone Blast to also take Holy Smite and Blood Havoc/Orc Bloodline Arcana?

I have literally no idea what most of those words mean.

I was referring to SR and Magic Immunity.

Angels have immunity to cold and typically some form of fire damage.

I believe a level 1 character with a PC class is a CR 0 enemy, so worth 100 xp to a level 1 character

so 186 wizards would be something like CR 16 i think?

Why would I need to remember that, user?

Everyone knows you're supposed to have sexual relations with a dragon while they're in humanoid form!

15-20 probably.

You're good people, user. Don't ever change.

GUYS WHAT DO I DO I'M FIGHTING A WRAITH AS A MESMERIST

Spheres of Power, nerfed casting system. Generalists eat shit, but specialists are very effective.
>stone blast
No SR destructive blast, deals PBS damage, but has to deal with DR
>Holy Smite
Optional Advanced talent that only Good Characters can take, converts all damage into "sacred" which is ressited by nothing and deals bonus to evil creatures(most of the beastiary).
>Blood Havoc/Orc Bloodline
Sorcerer Options that deal +1 damager per die on spells. Popular dip, and pratically NECESSARY for anyone who wants to be a blaster in Pathfinder, period.

It multiplies when you have a lot of enemies.

>Avowed Playtest
>Binding Disagreement Clause
I just want to start using this on everyone I come across to give them -6 wis and the condition of 'Serve me loyally to the best of your ability for the rest of your existence' while using Saturday morning cartoon villain logic and plans.

Also, possible to have an option where it gets upgraded to greater bestow curse?

You gotta finish the Reign of Winter AP before you try such a feat, user.

Also, I found the best music for Book 1 of Reign of Winter.

youtube.com/watch?v=p2lwFiIaMAE

Autism Fighter, just send him in alone.

So Spheres Destruction is /pfgs/ latest thing to bitch about? What's next?

How about we talk about you?

What are you, some kind of pansy? If you're having sex with a dragon there's no thrill to it unless you're willing to potentially get crushed by the literal tons of mass you're thrusting into.

but if they have 186~ first level casters all of whom know magic missile he'll die no matter what.

What about me?

His sword can cast true resurrection on him once per month. He just comes back to life. They need TWO casts of magic missile each.

I don't want a thrill, I want intimacy! I want to feel their skin against mine as we make love!

Doesn't he have something that can cast Shield, anyway? Maybe the government that hires him can issue him a wand.

You too! You too!

What's your favorite color, user? Who's your favoritest character in HV or RotJR?

Well there's plenty of skin to go around when you're banging a dragon in dragon form, so much skin in fact that you won't be able to hold it all even WITH an Enlarge Person on you.

(By the way are there versions of Enlarge that go higher than one size category above your current one?)

You are correct, this is a hole in his defense. I will amend it. Give me a few minutes.

Bite attack that has grab,
Snapping turtle style lets free grab attempt after missed attack.
Use level instead of BaB for grapple attempts.
Inhale lets you kirby enemies closer to you.

Prepare to be Nommed, Evil!

Tasty Tasty Evil!

Efreet, Lands of the Linnorm Kings (like they need to be told to go to war with Irrisen), and...possibly a red dragon or two?

We can optimize this

All we need are 119 Level 1 Sorcerers with the Orc Bloodline and Blood Havoc, as well as Spell Focus (evocation)

Purple
>HV
Didn't really look at applications
>RotJR
Biased because I made a character, not really satisfied with the backstory though. Apathetic about most other applicants.

I already had a character planned for the defunct WotR game as a Doomguy expy from Numeria, just replace UAC with Technic League and Hell Portal with Worldwound.

There HAS to be some kind of limit to how many Magic Missiles a single cast of Shield can take, right? Being able to stop a near-infinite amount of them for a single cast seems a bit silly.

But scales are rough and make for poor tactile sensation, I want to feel goosebumps on their skin as I ghost my fingers across their back or the warmth of a handful of rump!

Most importantly, I want to kiss them, nibble their ear, whisper sweet nothings while I run my fingers through their hair!

RAW no, a single casting of shield can literally stop an infinite number of magic missiles.

Speaking of, how would we make Doomguy using HV rules?

It's a Shield, user. It's a disc of energy that does not give a shit how many lame-ass wizards you commit to a battle, it WILL stop their Magic Missiles.

But think about the comfort levels of your partner, forcing them to take humanoid form just to make love to you is selfish and will hurt their self-image until they just decide to stay like that forever, and is that REALLY what you fell in love with in the first place?

Seems like a bit of an oversight if you ask me, although I suppose Paizo never imagined that people would try to do something as monumentally stupid as assembling a team of hundreds of low level wizards in order to take out one guy.

I wonder what the different alignments taste like?

I'd imagine Chaotic Evil would taste like a very greasy sinful burger.

One side has to be a savage technologist barbarian; the other, some form of initiator? Somethign with access to solar wind and broken blade, I think.

They all taste like salty milk and coins.

user-kun, relationships are about compromise, and if she isn't willing to assume the form of a perfectly shaped humanoid (which most Metallics are 100% okay with, mind you!) Than I wouldn't be entering a relationship with them in the first place! Wearing a human skin is not uncomfortable for dragons, in fact some of them prefer it!

>The copper dragoness takes on human form because while they don't serve any practical purpose for her, having perfect brown jugs feels AMAZING

Primal Disciple/Savage Technologist gestalted with what-the-fuck-ever, maybe brawler. Has broken blade, fool's errand, and a ton of grapple bonuses. Also, Throat Slicer feat so that when he pins someone he can glory kill them. Something to let him initiate a grapple as a swift action would also be helpful

>in fact some of them prefer it!
So wait... you're shaking up with the draconic equivalent of a furry then aren't you?

But that's not the natural order of things! It's okay to admit if you're just not man enough to please your dragon in the form they were born with, but at least stop lying to everyone and yourself, and stop making excuses if you don't think you can handle it.

*tips fedora*

>you're shaking up with the draconic equivalent of a furry then aren't you?

Nope! Almost every Metallic can assume a humanoid form right out of the egg!

Fleshy?

More like the draconic version of an Animorph.

user, there are people who wanted to husbando a LITERAL ANIMAL, I think a dragon in human form is within the realm of reason.

Lawful Good: Honey Nut Cheerios

Neutral Good: Precious Cinnamon Bun

Chaotic Good: French Toast

Lawful Neutral: Bacon and Eggs

True Neutral: Pretzel Bread

Chaotic Neutral: Everything burrito

Lawful Evil: Chocolate Ice Cream

Neutral Evil: Porkchops

Chaotic Evil: Super greasy Bacon burger with Cheese

To be fair, he's a true hero.

>But that's not the natural order of things!

Dragons are above the natural order of things, that's why they're DRAGONS! And you're forgetting their ability to turn into humanoids is a NATURAL part of them, it's a racial ability that means their humanoid form is a NORMAL PART of their body!

... Where does a properly cooked, rare, steak fall on the chart?

>Doomguy as Savage Technologist

End this meme

Son that's not an alignment. That's an essential part of the soul.

>tfw no genki brown-girl tomboy copper dragon with bright golden eyes and an easy smile

It's NOT a normal part of their body, it's a natural consequence of dragons being magical as all get-out, and able to use this in many varying ways. Just because I technically have the ABILITY to become a great artist doesn't mean that those around me should just expect me to pump out artwork after artwork.

It's not a meme, user, it's correct. Doomguy is a BERSERKER PACKING MAN AND A HALF who uses guns. That's, well, Savage Technologist in a nutshell.

Behold, the newest, hottest way of dunking Autismfighter

What you will need. 5 Wizards, level 13, with at least 10 dexterity.

Each one of them uses quicken spell to cast True Strike on themselves, to give +20 to their next attack roll

Then they all cast a Maximized Enervation at Autismfighter.

He gains 20 negative levels and dies instantly.


They will hit on anything but a natural one, you could add an extra wizard to the team for insurance, but even if only one misses, the number of negative levels he's received will leave him crippled.

>Stone Blast
>SR

Hah.

Is magic not a natural aspect of the dragon? Why are you calling their status as elemental furnaces as a "consequence?" Weaving spells is as natural to them as breathing to us, so who are we to judge how they view turning into humanoids?

And let us remember how Silvers are well-known for assuming a humanoid form from a young age to seek out kindly lords or chivalrous knights to be tutored or squired in the ways of justice. Do you think they feel awkward in that form? When was the last time you've ever read of a dragon hating their humanoid form?

I want to bet on her during an eating contest so i'm a shoe in to win big

>Chocolate ice cream
>Evil

How dare you

Except they use rage to be better with guns.

He is incapable of using gun while in Rage.

>Chaotic Evil: Super greasy Bacon burger with Cheese

>mfw Chaotic Evil is a Culver's Butterburger

You monster.

>rare
>cooked

...

It might TASTE good but it sure is bad for you.

Please tell me you know where that artist's tumblr or whatever is, that image is gorgeous and I need more.

There's a big difference between hating one's humanoid form and being forced into keeping said form for the sake of a lover. You should love those you care about for who they are on the inside AND out, and if that means the occasional bed wrestling with a gigantic element spewing lizard lady then that's your burden to carry! You spoke earlier about compromise, but I don't see any compromises coming from your direction, buddy!

Further proof that vegetarians and vegans are an abomination.

How does she like her men? or women?

I want to molest megumin!

>Irori
>an abomination

If it's good enough for not!Buddha, isn't it good enough for you?

>color
red
>favorite character in HV
didn't look at any of 'em, abstaining
>favorite character in RotJR
I guess I like the dynamic Shizuka and Onryou have, but I feel Grayson's the coolest concept

I get the sense she couldn't care less what they'll wear or what they look like, it all depends on what they cook, like beef, pork, chicken.

What skills make sense for a mercenary?

I have 12 skill ranks to play with.

Right now I have:
Handle Animal
Ride
Profession (Soldier)
Knowledge (Local)
Perception
Survival
Heal
Use Magic Device

Are you going to rub her flat chest against your back?

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Also, Berserker Packs aren't an intrinsic part of him. What IS is his ability to not suffer tremendous permanent brain damage from using them.

>it all depends on what they cook, like beef, pork, chicken.

Commas do in fact save lives

Intimidate and Knowledge (Nobility.)

I want to take off her hat

>That Mulan reference

I love you.

I couldn't leave if I wanted to.

I want to squeeze her butt while she's fatigued from casting explosion

Why Knowledge (Nobility)?

So HV has 6 characters accepted!

Shizuka Saotome is a LE Zweihander Sentinel Bushi Warder || Bladebound Kensai Magus! A Tian woman, she was once a simple painter, but tempted by her sword 'Yama ni toge o bara' she murdered her husband and wandered her way to Cheliax! Now her desires for cruel death and bloodshed have been inflamed, and have only been stoked hotter at the chance to paint with blood once more!

Dierdre Brunhilde is a LE Warpath Follower Infiltrator Inquisitor || Scarred Unchained Monk! Years of experiencing the practices of Kuthite priests dulled her senses to the horrors of bloodshed! An incident with a group of Iomedaen knights consigned her parents to torture! To the torturer's disbelief, she simply watched, and asked to be trained in his ways! Now she needs to prove herself to the Midnight Lord!

Yori Rilsane is a LE Asmodean Advocate Sphere Cleric || Bandit Hidden Blade Rake Unchained Rogue! A tiefling born to a noble family, she was forced to perform in motley to disguise her fiendish heritage! Inspired by 'The Six Trials of Larazod' to serve the God-Fiend, she fled her home with the guidance of a serpent sent by Asmodeus! After training as a cleric she wants to return Cheliax to the service of hell!

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