ITT we write a letter to the imperial hero Draigo

Please

With

Devour

My

For

Tzeentchloving

With

A

Cactus.

Niggertits

Obama,

Emperor

The

Slaan

Is

Blueberry

No

Loose.

Anal

Cats

Come

Jokaero

Purity

Partybus?

Drizzle

ponies

Squats

Fo'shizzle,

Come

Californication.

Megaguirus

Molest

My

Perturabo

With

Eclessiology

Genestealer

And

Please.

Sempai!

It

Notice

Me

Meeeeeee

Is

Me!

Your

Sincerely yours.
-Slaanesh

Memes

Come

From

PS:

Back

Rape

Me

Khornate

Bronies.

Style

Magazine

Dear Necron Loving,
Whothefuckisdraigo?
Hams kill topknotted, dildosucking McGuffing.
Horsecock, please with devourer my for tzeenchloving with a cactus.

Niggertits obama emperor the slann is blueberry, no loose anal. Cats come jokaero purity partybus? Drizzile pony squats foshizzle. Come, californication, Megaguirus molest my perturabo with ecclesiology. Genestealer and please senpai!

"Me, Meee is Me!" -yours sincerely yours slaneesh.

Memes come from

You changed the pre-existing punctuation.

Now how will anal cats invade the Jokaero purity partybus?

>Me, Meee is Me-Slaanesh 2016
best quote

Best sentence right here.

Holy shit. That actually sounds like somethin Slaneesh would write while being gangbanged by Nurglings.

Love

Im actually laughing out loud here.

So, If I'm translating this correctly, Slannesh wants Draigo to kill Abbadon, and then Go engage in unspeakable carnal acts with it, citing that it does not have a loose anus.

Gee I couldn't think of a better end to the 13th Black Crusade myself.

cute

You

Seems about right

McDonalds

PS: Back rape me, Khornate bronies.
Style magazine love, cute you McDonalds

Well that's...sweet I guess?

Well considering That Slannesh usually doesn't even bother asking before having sex, let alone saying please, that's probably tantamount to a heartfelt love sonnet.

I am having visions of Draigo and Slaneesh having kawaii vore sex while also eating big macs in the middle of a fashion show.

Nothing sweet about it, i reckon.

Goddammit /tg

Vortex grenades

I just had the Image of Abbadon laughing on Terra, about to finally pull the plug on the golden Throne, only for Draigo and Slannesh to ride in on a Demon at last second and decapitate him , and then turn around and ride off into the warp sunset, while Slannesh flips Khorne, Tzeench, and Nurgle the bird as they pass them by.

I don't know whether to laugh, puke, or dawwww.

Do they get spam email in the 41st millennium? This reads like spam email. Or like the bot we had ages back before the time of captcha.

HERESY

Is this what scrapcode is?

WRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!

Inquisitor Apprentice: Sir! We have received a missive from Slaanesh to one of our own!

Inquisitor master: Did you run it through the translator?

Apprentice: Yes sir!

Master: Ah. I see. I'll retranslate using the go'ogle and send it to it's owner.

My dearest Draigol,
I hope everything finds you well? Good. I extend to you my condolences on the loss of your cat. While we are enemies, I know you'll miss Blueberry, and hope that you can find a new friend to bring your murderous piety back up to speed, else this war will lose its interest.

Loves and kisses,

Slaanesh

Draigol: Stupid sneaky slaanesh..

benis

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Next letter?
Dubs decide the next guy we write to

Matt Ward

stale
Vulkan?

The God-Emperor

Some Tau shit.

Crud

DIGGANOBZ