REAL /kdm/ /kdg/ /kdmg/ - Kingdom Death: Monster General

Ah, I see.

We won't know until all new updates are announced. Right now it's a shitty deal.

God willing the add-on price is only 30$.

Fuck, I traded my BF gold lantern for it. I suppose if it remains shitty until the end I can get the retail level, add on the expansions and box, and scalp the five extra cores.

I'm playing a People of the Sun game. After choosing Accept the Darkness in the Principle: Society event, we rolled above 5 so one survivor gets the Leader fighting art.
You can't encourage in PotS.

I am sure this has been asked before but I can't find anything. Do I just switch it for a random fighting art or is it useless?

I fully expect it to be a good deal by the end, it just isn't yet.

Judging how Adam panicked and removed the remaining slots, we can asume that Gambler and Satan will be great value. Expect more unnannounced expansions.

>rule of death
It's useless.

Keep in mind, there's another month of almost daily reveals left for it. Plus any unplanned stretchgoals.

Updates up.

>updates not for another 7 hours
GO FUCK YOURSELF

Asshole.

Why would you pledge twice? Is this a "I keep this spot just in case and drop it in the last second" bullshit?

The only real instance of importance is someone who wants both the 1.5 core game and the 1.5 upgrade, to which there are a notable few of. (many more people for than than there are that want a minis-less game)

No, it's more like pledging enough for gambler's lantern and ancient gold lantern in the gambler's lantern tier and adding the latter in the pledge manager.

It takes this guy 8 hours to put some images together.

The guy has to keep teasing for another month before he can actually deliver. Hell, even most women would not be able to keep the act up for that long...

He's also more activly working in the homebase warehouse to ship KD store stuff out, as well as working with his different artists to get content ready to post.

I know there's a lot of salt about stuff in general, but I'm an original Satan's Lantern Pledger, and I know I'll have the money for the pledge come the 7th, but I would feel more comfortable if I had more of a safety net, and my bank won't give me a real credit card because I've never had one before. I'm making $14 dollars an hour, 40 hours a week sometimes more. Would any kind user be willing to throw some petty cash my way as an act of kindness for Veeky Forumsmas? I'll pay you back asap, with interest if necessary, I'll give you some of the models I don't want for free.... I just really wanna get all the gameplay stuff, since I found out about the first KS too late.

>even OG Santa's Lantern are bandwagonning poorfilth begging for sucky sucky money on the thread
777 masterrace here, get rekt. Seriously, has begging for money on Veeky Forums ever gotten anyone anything?
"pay you back with interest" but you're not even allowed a credit card by your own fucking bank? I've had a CC since I was 16 and doing bare minimum work, what the fuck have you done if your bank can't trust you with one

On a more topic related matter, what's everyone's guess at today's expansion? will he reveal the gryphon? I hope so, those sheath and balls...

Can you fucking read? user said they've never had a credit card before. Often time s in america they won't approve for a regular credit card if you've never had one before.

Friend, if I had a job sooner than later, I would help you. However, I'm having difficulty landing even any minimum wage job, though hopefully when I go back to talk to this manager on monday I get hired.

I can't even sell my artistry due to the hurricane killing my work computer. (Unless folks here want to buy some cheap pencil-drawn character art to help pay for my shit, I'll even do TnA.)

Godspeed, user.

>you can't get a credit card until you have a credit card
Uh, no?

Just go to Capital One.

Just get a Sear's card

>never had a CC before
>won't approve because he never had one

this is the same argument as those dumbfucks baawling how they can't get a job because they never had a job like Think I had a CC card before getting a CC card? no, it doesnt work that way. you show you're solluble and able to pay and you get one. Do poor choices and you don't. how hard is that to grasp?

you'd have to post some art if you want to be commissioned, are you even any good?

Similar qulity to this, though just pencil on paper and maybe basic flat colors done digitally.
i.imgur.com/0whlPuT.jpg
i.imgur.com/6myvjnE.jpg
I'd guess $5-$12 per B&W character drawing, depending on how detail-heavy it is.(Large difference in effort requited between a survivor with a cloth, skullcap, and catgut bow verses someone decked out in phoenix or lantern gear)

If you're not interested in ordering, no offense taken.

holy fuck the Necromancer pinup is a piece of shit to put together. shitty dainty ass skeletons and stupid dumb big lantern arm thats way too heavy to stick to the body.

also whats with the forge god requiring mayor greenstuffing, with limbs very slightly bigger than the joint

Did you not dry fit anything first to see if there were any errors?

It looks like you may have fucked up on that arm connection more than one of the resinworkers.

now that you mention it, I have cast momentary frustration for no reason at all.

It just needed some slight pushing back

sorry

Oh right, the email field is no longer a thing.
[email protected]

Yeaaaah, its not very good. Proportions are all wrong and faces look weird. I'm sorry you're out of money but you should improve before offering commissions.

imho most of the poor fits i've had so far were due to either mismatched pieces (my fault), cutting too much away when trimming edges and such (my fault), not dry fitting (my fault) or them dropping a bit when not completly dye (my fault)

so far all their models would have been flawless if not for my basic errors

to be fair, while nothing special, your drawings are good enough for what I'd have had in mind. I'd have commissioned you to draw my character groups for D&D and PF
>if I hadn't killed them all about a month ago. Still the best campaign end for both of them me and my players have had

Yeah man. I got my first credit card at 18. You think I had bills or credit then? Fuck no, I was a piece of shit. It had like 500 credit line... now I'm at like 15K credit line because I payed my paltry credit card bills on time for a decade, not that i need it that high... bug a nice benefit... Simple.

Also, for what it's worth, I'll drop this again. Sketch of one of my survivors i did for a lark. Could do more sketches in the coming days if people have interesting survivor concepts.

How else could this game advertise itself to 12-year-olds and hopeless fuckups?

I like your style

How about, instead of a survivor concept, draw what you'd think Satan True whatever boss form should look like?

Thanks. Been at art for like a decade, but digital is still... Kinda new to me? Im trying to use it like oil paint instead of comic book style. Low layer count, lots of roughness that I sharpen up, etc. I'm hopeful to make this a full time thing sooner or later.

True satan, though? Hmmm. Ill sketch it if we can drum up some ideas. Part of what I love about poots and KD:M is that body horror is like.. out of my normal portfolio. I'm generally very traditional fantasy and sci-fi, so it's a style I don't approach often.

Immediately I picture something made of multiple bodies. The two of them mecha-shiva'd togethe into one horrible goddess.

People of the Stars?

>something made of multiple bodies. The two of them mecha-shiva'd togethe into one horrible goddess.

just add tons of dicks and tongues, possibly some giger reference, why not go for a large cocktacle with a pussy at the end with fangs and things

id think there could be something truly horrifying too in there. like her front in a huge, leaky cunt literally shooting abortions at you in some form of revolting canon.

maybe its walking around on four limbs while doing that and simultaneously pleasing itself?

Yeap. This was inspired by the first person to be born of 2 constellations. He had prismatic hide, the ABSOLUTE, and stupid good stats.

>maybe its walking around on four limbs while doing that and simultaneously pleasing itself?
There's a thought, actually. Hmm...

do you have anything else you made on hand, or god forbids a tumblr or something?

Thanks for the feedback and consideration.
I normally do pixel shit, but I can't offer that currently. (i.picresize.com/images/2016/12/08/1AncS.png)

Appreciated. I'd be up for doing them should you want to gift your players a sort of belated "in remembrance" pieces. If not, no problem. Glad to hear you had great campaigns.

I have a website but I'm loathe to share it because it's out of date by about 18 months. I have a handful of sketches and commissions I'm down to share, though.

care to share a few or that website?

these threads usually go to shit around some fucking argument aniway at around this time

I'm not your father, but it reaaaaallly sounds like you can't afford that pledge. Goes for everyone, if you can just barely afford a $1,666 board game, you can't. That basically means you'll have $0 in rainy day money instead if $1,666.

If you are not capable of getting a simple credit card you should not be spending nearly $2000 in toys anyway.

just get a payday loan, user

what could go wrong

If you don't want them I'll take them.

Sell blood and semen

That would be very adecuate in this case.

That is a surprisingly appropriate method to fund Kingdom Death.

>bring a newbie survivor to a hunt against an antelope
>guy's got a king's spear
>gets behind the antelope and attacks
>counterattack blows clean through his arm armor and wounds, severe injury
>dismembered arm, can't use the spear because it's two handed
>okay, I guess you're on support duty
>go pick that acanthus plant over there
>fails miserably
>an insect bites the other arm off

Sick infinity sketch, I like it.

Your pixelshit is much better though, it's true.

Guise, question - I can pay by debit card if it had permitted online payments, right? Why's everyone talking about credit cards only? Is that American thing?

...

99% of American debit cards also function as credit cards. Post a picture of the front and back, as well as your SSN and I can tell you if yours will work.

You can still Tooth & Nail it.

Falsemindstudios.com Like I said, outdated, but still a display.

Sorry, I'm still a bit gunshy. I'm trying to find the right spot for watermarking where it's not obnoxious, but keeps the picture from being abuse-able. I do appreciate the attention. I do a growing con circuit that earns me a few thousand a year and I'm trying to grow that group into a following to do twitch drawing streams, a webcomic, the whole deal. I don't need art to make me rich, but I'd like if it earned me enough one day to maybe not work full time as a wage slave, you know?

This was a finished digital commission. Was super cute, but frustrating. Dude was balding and has very light hair. That shit is hard.

they're right you know

at least you didnt start by telling us you'd have gotten a loanshark loan to pay for the game like this memester proposes

really if you're going to end up broke as fuck, you probably should consider moving to a much lower pledge level

maybe this is why your bank doesnt trust you with a fucking credit card?

its just this guy's bank knows he's a failure and wont give him a CC. you can pay with whatever kikestarter accepts

here you go

I like your digital paintings section but cringed hard upon seeing the commissioned pieces section
I do guess this is what people would pay money to have commissionned tho.

This is from my operation icestorm learning experience. My reverend healer spent an order to shoot the spektr to get him back up. He wakes up, but she catches a round fromt he father knight who critted and killed her. Father knight then dodged in reaction to the spektr standing up, getting next to him through a doorway.

Poor spektr

Cheers.

The elf and demoness drawings have some abnormal proportions like large hips and thighs by design, but I digress.

I can, yeah. But he's also got my Cat's Eye Circlet on, so it's probably a better idea to just spam that. I just desperately needed that Acanthus Plant on because I saw that Chow Down was coming next turn when another character used the Rawhide Headband. I figured, why not send the useless guy with only one arm? Answer: cause now he has none.

Yooooou know it. Those pokemon teams bring me in a huge amount of dosh, but I raise the price every year in the hopes to see less of them and get more original commissions. It's worked out very well so far, i get a lot more unique commissions. But I go to anime and comic cons, so I get a lot of cringey stuff, but a lot of charming and well meaning commissions too.

Yeah I feel like helping that guy get a credit card is the worst thing we could do for him.

It would take a real lama to consider not getting what you want a stroke of luck..

ever done lewds for cash?

I've done scantily clad anime bitches and tasteful nudes. I upcharge a little from my normal rates for them. Full on proper lewds? Not yet. I had in my youth considered doing porn. God knows I'd both be better at art and better funded if I had gotten into that shit 15 years ago, but now I think I might be too prudish.

Price would have to be right. It's interesting to me to see how porn pics follow artists through their careers. Some are ashamed... Then you have dudes like Fred Perry or Masamune Shirow who, as they get older, stop fucking caring and go back to it full time for fun. hah.

That's not what the question was about.

I want to pick up KD:M with this new kickstarter, planning to get the gambler level (core game + gambler box). I don't want to go too wild with the expansions because $350 is already a lot of money. I was thinking about getting:

-Core game
-Gambler box
-First Hero xpack (I know I won't use it for awhile but I love the minis)
-Screaming God
-Flower knight

didn't mean if he'd pose nude for cash user, he answered exactly what i meant, aka did he DRAW lewds for cash

Imho if I was any good as an artist, I'd have a name for proper art and a name for lewdshit. wouldn't want all that easily associated with myself lol but that might be because of what I'd be tempted to draw for myself

Uh, The... The answer was there I thought, if long winded. Short answer:
>Full on proper lewds? Not yet.

get the dragon dildo one too. So far its the best bang for your buck

Are you me?

Prudes.

I thought about that, but lets be honest: the internet is smarter than me, and the connection would be made fast, especially if I ever get any recognition. Plausible deniability though. I think I've decided 'if I can be proud of it or enjoy it, do it.' as my mantra. I've turned down a few commissions by steering them to other capable artists because I didn't like the idea or couldn't execute it.

And actually, counting pictures I have done for myself and close friends? Yes, I've drawn lewds. Counting that private little grouping, I've done some pretty hardcore stuff for friends and exes, now that I think about it.

I'll take lewds orders if you're interested. Will even try for replicating an artist's style for faces if you wanted, say, some certain kind of DSLs.

That's what I've heard, but I'm kind of balking at the $75 on top of the other xpacks. That said, it is a good investment...

Yes. Those black out moments you're having are a result of me assuming direct control.

>drawing lewds for your friends
>hardcore things
are your friends really that open about this? that's hot. wish I had friends who'd draw me lewd things on request and wouldnt balk on specific things

that's a good philosophy though
and you,re right. the internet'd trace it right back in an instant

kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/comments?cursor=15325787#comment-15325786
>Also Formally added a wave 2 for current expansions. I am being conservative with the estimate. MY HOPE is that they also ship summer 2017.

Not all or even many of my friends. A couple, though. Being nerds, back in high school most of the people I knew roleplayed online. You know the kind.

Satan concept is underway.

good to know. love to see where you'll end up going with this

S-s-sauce please?

So, wait a minute. The Bone Witch. Do all non-deaf returning survivors HAVE to waste an endeavor to get nerfed by the Bone Witch? It says non deaf survivors gain 3 insanity, and then insane survivors must endeavor here.

Cause if so that's some horseshit. I'm honestly considering throwing four randoms at a level 3 monster just to get them killed so this bitch doesn't come back again, if that's how it works.

[Sayman] Rabbit's Foot

Yes, that is how it works.

Bone Witch is terrible. But hey, if you have Graves you can use the endeavors to recoup the loss of the randoms.

you better not be poots tricking me into designing you a monster. Though his artists are way better than me

wh wha whaa whaatt no no i'm not poots, he's too busy making the update right now. no way i'd have time shitposting on Veeky Forums. i mean no way poots'd have time for that, look at my busy schedule, waking up late, answering now and then to idiots on kickstarter then whipping up some infographics

its not like i'd crowdsource ideas last minutes for my kickstarter game or anything baka, I just like seeing what other people would come up!

Here's an idea for you not poots:
Flail snail.