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>this shitty OP again

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every day until you like it

thank you
why? why make an intentionally bad job?

It's good.

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mystery box

>Hidden library, Technomantic Uplink, The Great Detective, Doppelganger Mask
I guess it's time for JOURNALISM

>Area Increase 3
5
>Portals
9
>Transient
12
>Protection 2
18
>Population Increase 2
22
>Attitude Adjustment
23
>Culture and Customs
25
>Pretty Population
27
>Population Demographics
29
>Population Longevity
32
>Extrahuman Population
36
>Technology Upgrade 2
38
>Magical Upgrade 1
40
>Aesthetic
42
>Public Education
43
>Wealthy
45
>Infrastructure
47
>Sanitation
48
>Secure
49
>Healthy
50
>Music Affinity
51
>Literature Affinity
52
>Warfare Affinity
53
>Nature Affinity
54
>Alcohol Affinity
55
>Food Affinity
56
>Festival Affinity
57
>Landscape Adjustment
60
>Fertile
61
>Fauna And Flora 1
62
>Dungeons 1
63
>Malice
64
>Afterlife
67
>Pantheon
71
>Theme
75
>Lifestyle Upgrade 3
78
>Influence 2
81
>Equipment
84
>Immortality
87
>Spirit Walk
89
>Shape Shift 1
91
>Awareness
93
>Inspiration
95
>Peak Condition
98
>Waifu 1
100

>Angel (10)
>Magic affinity lvl 4 (6)
>Sustenance lvl 2 (4)
>Lifespan lvl 2 (2)
>Tongues (2)

>High magic fantasy setting
Now to live as a travelling trader, learning what magic I can, and just generally having fun on the road with pals.

Nice post m8

>be given magical realm by wizard ascending to something better
>make friends with farming hobbits and the dwarves who rule over them there
>despite getting along with realm inhabitants, eventually start feeling lonely
>use magic to create waifu companion and whole race of amazon elves for us to rule together
>forbidden magic of creating new souls for elves release long sealed away orc hordes
>orcs invade to enslave the hobbits
>suddenly forced to defend magical realm and all who live there

Where will this all lead!?!?!

Technocratic Uplink
Clockwork Owl
Rosetta Tablet (C, C++, SQL, Assembly, Yiddish.)
Doppleganger Mask

I'll just sew them into my favorite shorts worn under my pants.

I instance reality and let everyone live out their ideal life until they die. Then, when all humans are dead, I take over real earth and live out my ideal eternity.

I updated this a whole lot since last time with your guys' suggestions.

>Error: Comment too long (2349/2000).

I like the little comments. Really no guys except you tho?

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Does anyone have a picture of a robot and an A.I. that I may use for a cyoa?

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>except you
You missed Shape Shift and its comment. It's lv2 but that's just to easily modify the body for fun.
And yes, absolutely none.

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Comment with each choice is a good way to explain everything. High magic yuri realms are the best!

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I assumed little girl was just an alt shape. All right then, a girls only realm. You'd get along great with Sapphoshire (Angel's realm).

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I adore this.
Flowing beard of power go.

"I will survive" build
>Outlive Universe 90
>Grant Immortality 80
>Longevityx5 71
>Healingx5 62
>Teleportantx3 57
>Timex5 48
>Abjurationx5 39
>Polymorphingx4 32
>Domainx5 23
>Know Futurex3 18
>Scryingx5 9
>Metamagicx5 0

Did I play it wrong or is 100 WAY too much points?

Yes we would. I think with magic, amazon culture. and partying his ideas are a lot like mine were for Sapphoshire.

Seems like 100 is WAY to much points >

It's a God Mode CYOA.

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Some people, including myself, appear to be getting 404 on the google hosted Realm Builder, so I rehosted it.
I didn't make this. I did, however, make it dark and linked the github page at the bottom.
>this hosting is shit
Maybe. I wouldn't know.
>your dark is shit
Maybe. Get the source and simply open it in your browser. It just works.

White on black always looks better than black on white.

thanks broseph

Is that true for porn as well?

Who would pick anything but Planeswalker when it lets you get access to any of the others if you'd like?

Someone who doesn't want to become a dragon's codpiece?

>not wanting to be a dragon's codpiece

It's Nicol Bolas; dude's damn good, but he's also a Newalker now. The option presented is oldwalker status. If you can't hide your sparkly immortal self with that kinda power I dunno what to tell you.

Mixing colors is always a bad idea.

I dunno, Jace's whole schtick is being the greatest mind sculptor ever, and Bolas ripped him apart no problem. And it's not like being an Oldwalker makes you ineffable. Lord Windgrace died trying to save Urborg and is now a spooky ghost, Feroz blew himself up in a lab accident, Parcher went nuts, Leshrac got torn apart by Bolas and used as a cosmic thumbtack, Serra An Hero'd because everything she loved was dead or destroyed by Urza/Phyrexia, Manatarqua got vaporized, and Urza, holy shit what the fuck.

Urza was pic related. If you aren't and you don't get overly attached to any one plane, you'll be fine.

Who is this sperm wyrm

Nicole Bolas

She's a big girl.

4U and Tap

Well, since it only scales up to seven, I might as well take all 22. Some of them are pretty dangerous, so it's best to keep them together, keep them safe.

>minor augment
Let's say some pockets on my body to hide the coins in, I guess? That way I don't have to worry about someone picking them off of me, and instead about ripping me open and killing me for them.

>art
Sculpting, painting, textiles, calligraphy, and poetry, I guess.

>languages
Let's run for some cheese here. Enochian, Galdr, Hymmnos, Divine Words, and the Unified Language.

Only having a vague awareness of the lore, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
>Jace's whole schtick is being the greatest mind sculptor ever, and Bolas ripped him apart no problem.
When they were both old- or neo-walkers. Pretty sure the old/new power disparity is bigger than the dragon/human one, and maybe even the fresh/experienced.
>And it's not like being an Oldwalker makes you ineffable. Lord Windgrace died trying to save Urborg and is now a spooky ghost
Meaning he couldn't retreat.
>Feroz blew himself up in a lab accident
Must've been some pretty serious lab work - and he actively took that risk by researching... whatever it was.
>Parcher went nuts
Not dependent on Bolas.
>Leshrac got torn apart by Bolas and used as a cosmic thumbtack
See: Jace.
>Serra An Hero'd because everything she loved was dead or destroyed by Urza/Phyrexia
If you cover your tracks, they shouldn't find Earth.
>Manatarqua got vaporized, and Urza, holy shit what the fuck.
Not sure what happened here.

Given that, I'm assuming caution and the power gap are enough to keep you safe until you get better at planeswalker shit.

Feroz was dicking around with a fire elemental shoved in an ice block. For some reason.

...Alright.

Don't do that.

>Fae (14)
>Craftsman: Seamstress (12)
>Grace (12)
>Magic Affinity x4 (4)
>Flight (4)
>Lifespan lvl 2 (2)
>Tongues (0)
>Low Magic Fantasy Setting

I get to be the support character who follows the party around as they try and save the world! Enchanting stuff, ending droughts, and mending clothes!

Elves = tree-fondling-faglords

>Urza
Alright, Urza wasn't actually sparked, he got by via accidentally shoving two shards of a power-stone that contained the soul of someone else who had the spark into each of his eye sockets. That's your starting point. Then he had a pretty fucked up mortal life up until that point, then spent 4000 years in a secret war with Phyrexia trying to get his home plane ready for an all out brawl with them, including preparing for people to commit atrocities so that he could justify other atrocities in the process of making weapons to basically just nuke phyrexia into the stone age.
Then toward the end of that plan Yawgmoth got inside his head in a psychological sense, then invited him into the core of phyrexia where he got inside him in a spiritual sense. One of Urza's failsafe plans came through a portal by chance, chopped urza's head off and dragged it back out after stabbing a facscimile of his dead girlfriend for good measure.

The decapitation seemed to be just what Urza needed to get his head right, 'cause after that with everything falling apart about everyone's ears and the moon crashing into the planet Urza said fuckit just shove everything I've worked on that isn't fucked into one thing and the effect should pretty much fuckup Yawgmoth's shit here. And he was right.

So then we got Karn as a planeswalker, presumably with Urza's soul and mind floating around in there somewhere. Last I heard Karn got tossed into the blind eternities during the story that shifted old-walkers into new ones. Someone else can pick it up from there.

I think I'd run with strategic puzzles, but crosswords would be a close second

>Male

>Normal dude

>South

what is the downside to being a techpriest is comparison to the other choices, I spend most of my day researching cool stuff and building cooler stuff, it probably has the lowest risk.


I would try to promote the mechanicus to the general imperial citizen, get lower level tech priests to optimize the utilities in the hives, so they get cleaner water, more done with less effort and better lives,

me and emma will paint models together ~desu~

Elf genocide now

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Ok I have the plan for the xeno-designer cyoa

I wish I could give you an actual WIP but I wanted to get the closest thing to a "professional opinion" as possible

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Feedback is appreciated by the way

Don't hold back, I can take it

Well, this is the kind of thing I enjoy, so I like it.

Your plan is lacking a key element, that being the "why" of the matter (as in, why are we designing a xeno species), and also what happens after we're done designing it (even something along the lines of "you could X, maybe Y, perhaps even Z, it's ultimately up to you" would do).

>Free Stuff (1)
+0 Explanation
+0 Condoms
+1 Free Point
+0 Immortality
+0 Perfect Health

>Body (9)
+2 Face: Model
+3 Breasts: Large
-1 Bodytype: Muscular
+2 Genitals: +Vagina
+2 Other: Erogenous Body
+1: Depilation

>Clothing ()
2-5 Decent: Casualwear
1-1 Indecent: Lingerie
2-1 Addons: Jewelery
-1 Addons: Sex Toys
-1 Addons: Accessories
+4 Special Rules: Burn the Wardrobe
-1 Special Rules: Transformation Sequence
-1 Special Rules: Nudity OK

I can never get to the end of this one without masturbating and cumming super hard. Fuck. I've been trying to finish and post this comment for an hour.

Cut Biochemistry. You don't seem confident in it and that'll fuck up implementation.
Cut Behavior/Psych. Culture and Physiology will both give cues to that anyway.

Try using a pair of independent sliding scales for Luminosity and Mass. Give reasons to want a less/more Massive star, ect. If I don't see a reason to NOT have the biggest and shiniest star around, then I'll definitely do that.

For Atmosphere, I'd investigate our own solar system's atmospheres, and how they work. We have a decent enough understanding of most of the planets' atmospheric conditions to give you a bit of an idea there.

Also, for planets, consider "oddities" and how they would influence biology. For instance, a denser planet will have a higher force of gravity, which has been theorized to impact the lifespan of creatures living there. Give potential Physiological benefits/drawbacks for certain planetary traits.

Clear out the Vermin and Scare the shit out of Joe.-3
Advertise for a whole month.-2
Rescue Gob -3
8+3=11
Goblin Gals-9
Education-7
Twins-5
Fertility Idol-3
Cooking Class-2
Horny-1
Goblin massage-0.

That would be in the "introduction"

I haven't really figured out the "why" yet but that's because I don't think it's so important.

However, I think I'm going to go with the player being more of an observer than an actual creator. To elaborate, the player will be an explorer/scientist who is describing a particular species instead of creating it; I think it would give the player more options for interacting with their creation afterwards.

>Cut Biochemistry. You don't seem confident in it and that'll fuck up implementation.
>Cut Behavior/Psych. Culture and Physiology will both give cues to that anyway.
I like these elements though.

I think your right about cutting the biochemistry. I could come back to that when (or if) I understand it better.

I like them too but I just don't understand them well enough to implement them properly. That's the problem with alternate biochemistries: They are completely alien.

>I haven't really figured out the "why" yet but that's because I don't think it's so important.
It's important enough that it needs to be there, as far as I'm concerned. The only kind of CYOAs I can think of that neither have nor need one are the old "here's a bunch of options, choose one" types, like .

I'm going to be honest, i may have bitten of more than I can chew here. It's a very ambitious project for my first cyoa. It's going to be done, but it won't be easy.

or fast

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What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Fuck am I happy I don't have a sexdrive. I'd rather kill myself than not even be able to do a damn cyoa.

>I'm glad I don't have a sense of smell
>Think of all the time i'd waste stopping to smell the flowers!

I think that guy's an outlier. Even more erotic CYOAs don't give me that much of a problem. I certainly don't have trouble completing one because of some uncontrollable compulsion to rub one out.

You are a hero to us all.

>subhumans excepted

don't hate me just because I'm better looking than you

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masculine -2
flat -4
male -7
medium -9
craft supplies
restricted shopping -4
nudity ok -5
pimp
unemployable +2
penthouse -3
witch -2
photo ID +1
slut 0

pay the ho's extra to help sew my clothes, learn magic, bang a slut

Good to know. Sure, I've been turned on by a cyoa before but never so much I even thought of jacking it.
How do those people get through their day? Pop into the bathroom once an hour to jack it?

>into the bathroom
lel

I always wanted to visit your realms, but feared that I would be acting like the serpent in the garden of Eden.
Your insistence that any girl thinks for a second that my genitals migh no be an eldritch horror must be forever exiled from your realm as if she never existed is a lot of responsibility to take on.

Even if I was transformed into a woman while there, the truth that I have a different form in my own realm would remain.

What if a girl returned from an extra planar journey changed into a bisexual? Would you go Old Testament on her?

Question for EDG: Why no male counterpart for Gate to Ecstasy?

Have you ever found one option in a non-lewd CYOA so offputting that you just completely drop your build or any plans to make a build?