What would Veeky Forums be like in the time of 40k?

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Very heavily regulated in order to prevent it from spreading Chaotic influence.

So, absolutely nothing like it is now.

Ok Tech-priests, Why do you triplex connectors?
They take up less space and transfer power more efficiently than duplex, not to mention that the wires themselves are sturdier. Why are so against using them?

>Inb4 it makes muh machine spirits bawwww!
Well then tell them to calm their cybertits. You're techpriests, you're supposed to be a connection between the machine and flesh, are you really so incapable of telling them to stop being bitchy and suck it up?

Or could it be that you techno-fascists don't actually have a clue as to what you're doing because you spend all your time sticking your dicks in toasters rather than actually learning about science?

>Regulating the autism that is Veeky Forums
>Implying that the Imperium wouldn't have as little control over it as they do over the warp
>Implying it wouldn't be in the hands of the Admech anyways
>Implying they wouldn't let Tau, Necrons, and others have access to it just so they could have somebody to sperg out at for being tech-heretics/heathens

Split into GORKchan and MORKchan i bet.

>Hey guys, I'm gonna tell you how to Techpriests how to do your job, despite not being the ones who spend LITERALLY A LIFETIME LEARNING ABOUT THE MACHINES!

>take up less space and transfer power more efficiently than duplex
Listen here you little techno-heretical fuck-mongler, Triplex connectors are barely tested, unrefined prices of shit. Their power to space ratio may be better, but they also cause more stress and harm on the machine due to the power they draw. And their ration isn't even that good. Any job a tripled can do can be done by 1 1/2 duplexes.

>but muh extra room
Our ships are litteraly built to be kilometers long and tall! A few extra cubic meters is not that big a deal

>sturdier than duplex
Yeah, well Triplex connectors are also more likely to short out/burn out/explode violently from long-term use than Duplex. So have fun explaining to your captain as you get raped to death by demons that the Gellar field failed because you used Triplex because you couldn't be bothered to shoo away the cockroaches every couple of days.

>Machine spirits don't like
Are you fucking high? Do you think it's as as lighting a few candles, burning some incense, and gently patting that machine and telling it that everything's going to be alright?! These things are all part of the Omnisiah himself, and he is quite frankly sick of the shit you put him through. Neglecting basic maintenance because "it takes too long", hitting stuff when it doesn't work, Throwing your lasguns battery packs into the campfire and overcharging them to use as makeshift grenades! It takes a lot to get a machine spirit pissed, but when they do, oh it's even worse trying to get it unpissed.

TL:DR You're a tech-Heretic that doesn't know what he's talking about and needs to read the big book of "Basic shit that fucking tech-toddlers already know"

Hey Tink, did you get the insulation you wanted?

... What did you even want it for?

>Wahh! B-but it's flawed. Here flesh-bag just use Duplex! Stop expecting me to learn and create new things, it's too hard!

Then fucking fix it, Mr. Roboto. Are you seriously telling that not one of you smug, chrome-domed, cogboys could come up with any sort of improvement to a fucking conector in Emperor knows how many millenia?! Yeah, I bet you the Ominisiah's real proud of his disciples right now, can't even be bothered to learn and discover more about him.

>Hey guys, remember how there was not one but TWO periods in time where Humanity started fucking with shit they didn't understand and fucked? Why don't you start doing that again.

Oh yeah, because that worked out so well, like for those idiots who were going to start a schism with head of Admech over a Necron ship they bought off of a rogue Trader, that turned out reeaaaall well for them, didn't it.

The number one rule of the Admech is that if you don't have an answer for any of the following questions:
A. What does it do?
B. How it does it do "it"?
C. How do you make it do "it"?
D. Who made it and why?
D 1/2 (that's totally a real letter, shut up) Are the Makers going to stop you from touching it?
E. Can your enemies use it?

Then you DON'T! FUCKING! TOUCH IT!

No. Fucking machine spirits decided to be pissy cunts and not cooperate so we had to resort to Duplex.

And that's classified information, so I'ld have to kill you if I told you. But what I can say is that if certain whiny spirits had co-opoerated instead of being childish little ghosts, then the ship they live in wouldn't be in such shitty condition...well, it wouldn't be in AS shitty condition.

>Oh no, we can't make new shit or improve or learn! What If Heretics learn get their hands on it? I mean it's not like we have thousands of forge worlds and they only have a few mad scientist labs run by senile, nutjob, Hereteks, making it so that we would benefit immensely more than our enemy if we were to advance!
>Let's just sit here with our mechandrites up our asses and accuse anyone engaging in scientific endeavors of tech-heresy so that we can feel important like the Inquisition.

Fucking Techno-Fascists.

Catachans are such fucking mongrels it's unreal.

>light infantry/recon thinking that growing up in high O2 environments and steroids makes them heavy infantry
>sending sentinel platoons to do the job of tankbusters
>what is urban combat guys? Nevermind, let us assault this hive like it's a thicket of forest
>our officers are totally the best, dude. Rock-hard abs totally qualify them to lead an advance. No, colonel SteelPecs didn't sent a liaison to CG, why?
>dude, aiming with heavy bolters is totally overrated. The enemy is gonna run away when they see you lug around that grox-bitch and firing from the hip
>Check it out, I just got plasteel inserts in my teeth so I can take the pins out of grenades like in the picts

They are highschool dudebros who think they're all tough Progenium shit. Last combined exercise with them was a fucking logistical, strategic and overall collaborational nightmare.

Volkheim 42nd here, any other guardsmen off duty to kill some time online?

That funny. Mighty Tau Empire is using own variant of Triplex connectors in Firesuits and working is just fine. Gue'vasa also showed signs of worry over Triplex connectors, but it Okay.

It proof that less than Tau Empire and Great Good is Imperium dogma and superstition. Tech gooder, rule gooder, people gooder, every thing gooder.

Admech full of bad who can't into Good tech. Get fuck.

>Be Krieger 34th
>Orginal division decimated in assault
>get shoved in mixed division
>Finish all maintenance and inspection but still have time left
>go to Join fellow gaurdsman in moral raising exercise at campfire
>they all fall silent when I get near and edge away from me
>It's because I shot Jenkins during battle today I bet
>The Commisar was dead and I thought he was retreating
>How was I supposed to know he had been knocked back by explosion and just tripped on shrapnel
>this is failing to raise morale, they just keep staring at me
>decide to drink strange liquid from box they are all drinking from
>they relax a bit, start talking again
>tell stories of home, other battle, life experiences like fears, loves, first times
>No one asks me anything, pretty much just forget about me
>Doesn't matter, i don't have anything to add anyways, just sit there and drink.
>notice that people are slowly leaving the campfire for another one
>eventually just me and box alone,
>stay and Keep drinking in hopes I'll Succeed in raising own morale
>Actually end up lowering morale, feel weird feelings inside
>Symptoms are Tightness of chest, shortness of breath, water leaking from eyes, loss of motivation to do anything, even during for the Emperor
>I wish my old unit was here

Help guardsman, what am I doing wrong? Why is this happening? How do I make pain go away?

>"What would Veeky Forums be like in the time of 40k?"
In a word, HERESY

HERETICAL!

That's because you've got the benefit of being able to ship everything back home for maintenance every time it gets a scratch on the paintwork. I mean, your core worlds are a couple systems away from the front line at best.
The Imperium needs reliable, hardwearing equipment that doesn't need to be retrofitted with bleeding edge tech and will continue to destroy entire armies for centuries while sailing across the spiral arms as a MINIMUM.

Come back when your suits can report in for duty after two hundred years and only need a wipe down, oil refilled and a new coat of paint to be factory fresh.
No, really do come back if you can do that because while everything you touch is tech heresy it's sometimes educational tech heresy. In a "what not to do" sort of way.

Oh welp, here comes the blueberry brigade was wondering when they'd show up. Omnisiah-damned, slit-noses, techno-heathens, learn to speak some goddamn low gothic. I don't go to your boards and spout garbled moonspeak at you, do I?

Your machines are okay with That shit because, like you, they have no souls and don't matter. The only reason you're even relevant is because you manage to woo all of the especially disgusting, deviant, xenophilic, faggot Meatbags who want to get a taste of that "blueberry pie", into joining your shitty little "Empire". I'm gonna laugh when you all end up screw yourselves from your irreverence towards the Omnisiah.

COMMISARS AND ORDO HERETICUS GET OFF MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

NO.

You realize that if they lose control, they're gonna pull the plug and BLAM! everyone who's even visited the front page, right?

Fuck me, you guys really are the way they paint ya, aren't you?

Alright. As long as you are still human (as I would hope), that stuff is feelings. Emotional pain, trauma, loss. Your new comrades don't understand the way you were trained and brought up, because efficiency and discipline aren't that important for them. This is not a flaw, per se, but just a cultural difference. Understand that they might not understand you and try to see things the way they do: valuing their own life and their comrade's more than you might expect. They are just like you, just less efficient. Hope this helps, somehow. Throne, I don't know if you can even understand my point, but I did my best.

as for loss, everybody in the guard goes through the same. I raise a glass to your fallen.

>How do I make pain go away?
By dying for the Emperor, obviously.

Preach it brother. My forgeworld still has some of those old Castellax and they are working just fine after 10,000 years. Other than that one incident, we haven't had to fix anything!

>Calls valued Gue'vasa who see superior sex appeal of Tau Form "disgusting", "Deviant", and "faggot"
>Is member of giant tank-fucked club

I believe a saying that have you for this is "black calling cattle pot"? Or something.

Also Gue'vasa and other allies recognizing great sexy Tau bodies shows their good taste, and superiority of Tau bodies. Though Tau they are not, it unfair to begrudge them when they have such good likes and accept greater good. At least they will be getting screwed while you be toaster-fucking virgin for life!

Water-Caste member here and I have to ask: What is it with you Fire caste guys and this Gue'vasa fetish? I mean, yeah there were a bunch who went through a...phase when both the Kroot and Vespids joined, but those only lasted a couple months. You guys have still been going on with this for a while now and it's getting weird. I mean you're more into them then the Earth Caste, and most of them actually live with Guela on the Border Worlds.

Seriously why this obsession? Is it because they kinda look like Tau if you squint and pretend their Blue? Is it all those Human-centric shows like "AGP:Dark Heresy" or "Commisar Cain" that have been influencing your mind?

I mean, as long as it doesn't harm or hinder the Greater Good then it's fine, but it's seriously bordering on creepy now.

>there are plans to remove /9/ - Everchanging
that's a fucking containment board
this wouldn't have happened if Grand Magos Moot was still in charge of this forsaken site, /7/ has been really nice lately and I don't want that to end because those psyker fucks can't keep their hard-on for change tucked away

Imagine being being catfished by a Deamonette so you're like, fuck, but then also like, yes.

>Let Necrons have Access
>Implying the living metal beings can't crack a system designed by toaster fuckers
>Implying Necrons aren't just gonna use 40kchan to either shitpost, attempt one up everybody, or feel bitter and miserable about how much their lives suck.
>implying they wouldn't be so populous that they get their own containment board to do the third.

>Implying that toaster fuckers aren't better in every conceivable way than necrofags

You know what you're right, you Necrons are obviously better than us in every way. In fact why don't you tell us how cool you are by telling us about your greatest invention, inertialess FTL Dri- ooooh wait that's right you don't have those anymore.

>What would Veeky Forums be like in the time of 40k?

The Eye of Terror.

Consider the parallels:

>Hates elves
>A creepy melange of perversion, mindless aggression, conspiracy theories, and venereal diseases
>Constant flow of endlessly changing heresies
>Exposure to Chaos gives you mutations that leave you powerful but socially toxic. Exposure to Veeky Forums gives you dank memes that leave you powerful but socially toxic.
>Powerful ideas in the Eye of Terror literally take on a life of their own. Dank memes figuratively do exactly the same thing.
>Both the Eye and Veeky Forums have endless spam of dick rate threads.
>In recent books, Chaos takes credit for giving the Emperor his power. In recent posts, /pol/tards claim credit for putting the new American President in power.
>The Eye of Terror has a process of constant seduction and corruption drawing innocent souls in to be corrupted. Veeky Forums has /b/, /soc/, and pretty much every other board.
>mods = daemon princes. I think this is self-evident.
>Time works differently in the Warp, such that you go into the Eye of Terror and come out millennia later a grotesque abomination who only experienced what felt like a few weeks. You get on Veeky Forums, get sucked in, and re-appear years later as a fat, greasy, grotesque abomination of a NEET after what felt to you like a few weeks.

Switch Veeky Forums from http to psychic power as your underlying backbone communication tech, and you're basically done.

Veeky Forums = Eye of Terror

You heard it here first, plebs.

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Veeky Forums's a shithole in every timeline - universial constant...

Return to your drills. Your attempts to integrate with your new unit are admirable, but they will only make you soft. Think of home, think of time spent among your brothers. Did we waste time sitting around a campfire talking? NO! We drilled. If you have finished maintaining your equipment see to maintenance of yourself! Remember that you belong to the emperor as much as your lasgun. Raise their moral by example.

>Still being distracted by Orks
Wake up Sheepitors while you are busy killing that guardsman for coughing the Tyranids are slowly undermining our society.
The Ordo Chronos tried to warn us!!!

Holy shit it's true.

It's a good pain.

>Tau-tics having good tech
>when they cannot into Warp travel beyond a dozen fucking LY
Why the fuck do we keep putting up with these threads, /UltSeg/?

mechanicuck detected, kys immediately

While you are not incorrect you are missing an important detail. He feels this pain because he allowed himself to become distracted. Idleness breeds discontent in this case. If he had just continued to do as a good member of the Death Korps does then he would not feel this way.

ATTENTION INFERIOR MON-KEIGH

Eldar always get the best women (Eldar women, we would not stoop to disgusting mixing like you pathetic mud-rats). What girls do you all get? None, because you're going to die pointlessly on some shithole planet by yourself when your own leader shoots you in the back of the head! Eldar are more intelligent, bigger, faster, and stronger than "humans". How can mon-keigh even compete?

Oh right, they can't. See you later nerds!
PS. I won't see you later, I have divined all of your futures and you all die within 100 or so years. Pathetic!

HA HA HA

Are you really this deluded? Your race is dying. Clearly you don't get enough pussy considering how low your birth rate is.

When you die, you will be at best trapped in a stone and used as the xenos equivalent of a servitor or cogitator. That is if your soul isn't taken by Slaneesh. Which it probably will be in the long run when your civilization finally fails and there is no one left to protect the stones.

When i die my sacrifice will be rewarded with a place by the Emperor's side where i will be free from pain and sorrow.

An eternity with the Emperor as compared to a brief stint in a stone and an eternity of suffering. How can the Eldar even compete?

Pretty much the same, only the perma-virgin man-children that frequent it will be space marines.

Hey, machine brother. I just wanted you to know that there's a website that caters to both your xenos flesh fetish, as well as your machine flesh fetish.

You have no idea how many of these blueberries are augmented, man. Just, like, so many. Do you want to put HDMI in her USB3? She'll do it, man.

I have divined your future as well.

Listen up you impudent little shit! It is an honour to serve again in the afterlife, something you will never know because at best you will become a mindless servitor. The wraithkin are not mindless, they are proud and noble. Many of them have over 3000 confirmed kills and are the top sniper or beast-slayer on their craftworld, so you better not mess with them.

Your stupid Emperor doesn't even exist in the warp outside of a big sparkly beacon, and although your entire race are too stupid to realize it, he wastes all of his time trying to plug a giant gaping hole in reality, using his ass (which is fitting for you low-brow stupid mon-keigh). Even if you were right it wouldn't matter because Ynnead is going to save the Eldar race and you're going to be Tyranid shit in M45 so basically just die and get out of my galaxy.

You think you could just get away with saying that stuff over the warpnet? Think again, mud-thing. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Corsairs and Rangers and your location is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the psychic storm, maggot-creature. The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call a "regiment". You are already dead, mon-keigh. We can be anywhere, at any time, and we can kill you in over 9000 different ways (and that's just with my bare mind). Not only am I extensively trained in psychic warfare but I have access to the entire anti-Chaos arsenal of Ulthwé and I will use it to its full extent to destroy every potential strand of your fate in this life or any other. If only you could have known what kind of inevitable result your "clever" little fish-brained comment was going to create, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you will pay the price, you disgusting hominid.

So much impotent rage. Did i hit a little too close to home xenos?

Look, gue'la, We all know "Warp Travel" is just a fucking meme. Like those "Titans" you lot are always going on about. Like I'm gonna believe that fucking boogieman creepypasta bullshit just because some toaster fucker still thinks his calculator needs a cake and a song to do some basic addition.

Your Emperor was such a useless shit that no one in your entire fucking solar system can even remember his name.

+++LEAVE THE FARSEER ALONG YOU FOUL, REPULSIVE LITTLE CREATURE. GET NUKED FILTHY MONKEY, OOK OOK EEK EEK+++

+++500 NUKES NOT ENOUGH FOR KRIEG I GUESS. BETTER BRING 500 MORE. OR MAYBE YOU WOULD PREFER A BLACK HOLE?+++

+++IDIOT HUMAN YOU KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK. PS I CAN SMELL YOU IN HERE, AND I HAVENT SMELLED ANYTHING IN PRECISELY 2356 YEARS. TAKE A DAMN SHOWER+++

Man, I never thought I'ld say this but...sick burns based Krieger.

Heretical. Alternatively, completely in the weird language that tech-priests speak so that 40k /g/ can still shitpost about which arcaeotech computers are the best.

>Your Emperor was such a useless shit that no one in your entire fucking solar system can even remember his name.

I was a member of the Water Caste helping provide new job opportunites for the gue'la citizens we liberated on Muguloth Bay, and as an experiment, we were told to ask each interviewee about this. I was one of the first on the world and one of the last off. I Interviewed sewer slaves, police-equivalents, and even "well-educated" diplomats and ruling-class families.

Not a single fucking one knew this guy's name.

He may not always be right, but Long Live Aun'va. At least we know who's pulling the strings around here.

learn low gothic you greater gook

HEY FUCK FACE


ONLY US CATACHANS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF THOSE SKELETON FUCKERS

It appears that the much vaunted intelligence of the Eldar is good for little more than childish insults. What's next? You insinuate that your dick is bigger than mine? Oh wait, that's right, you don't have one.

And nukes? Really? Xenos please, you'd just be helping us redecorate. The nuclear cloud was getting a little thin anyway.

Oooo shit who knew the Korps had bantz

If you ladies are done messing with the poor xeno will someone on this emperor forsaken ship please refill the toilet paper

+++NO POINT MAKING CLEVER INSULT; MONKEY BRAIN CANNOT COMPREHEND MANY FACETS OF ELDAR LANGUAGE, WOULD FALL ON DEAF EARS. ALSO TYPING ON STUPID NOT-WRAITHBONE KEYBOARD HARD WHEN ONLY HAVE 3 FINGERS+++

+++I SAID BLACK HOLE STUPID NON-READER. LEARN TO READ. YOU'RE STILL ALLOWED TO DO THAT, RIGHT? OR WILL YOU BE SHOT?+++

+++HA+++ +++HA+++ +++HA+++

+++OH LOOK IT'S EXTRA-DUMB MONKEY SQUADRON+++
+++MANY YEARS AGO, BEFORE I DIED, LONG BEFORE YOUR WHORE GRANDMOTHER WAS BORN, I KILLED MANY OF YOU IDIOTS. FOR FOREST RECONNAISSANCE SQUADRON YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT SEEING RANGERS IN TREES.+++

No offense, but i've never understood what you people have against basic protective gear. The emperor gave us armor for a reason after all.

HEYZ YOUZ MAKIN FUN OF DA CATACHINZ THEYS NICE TO ME THEYS EVEN GOTS ME A FANCY BONEEAD

But user...We are the Warp.

You Kreigers might be all fancy in those gas mask and long coats but sometimes a nice muscle shirt and flak jacket in a death world

>falling for the bait this hard
Guilliman would be proud, corpse-emperor cuck

If you can so effortlessly weaponize black holes, why are any of us still here? Why do you run at the first chance you get? Why do you cower on your craft worlds and try to hide from the greater galaxy?

You're talking out your ass xeno. You don't even have the military capability to properly defend your people, let alone halt the march of the Imperium of Man.

So go ahead, hide away in some far corner of the cosmos and make yourself feel better about your lot in life by spouting your crystalline shit about how superior you are. Deep down you know that your time is limited, and that someday we will crush you beneath the treads of our tanks.

4gods.org

...or do you?

4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS.
4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS
WHICH EQUAL TO 4 CORNER DAYS.
ETHEREALS ARE EVIL LIARS - THE
ONEness OF GREATER GOOD IS STILLness DEATH.
YOU WERE ONEness RETARD ON T'AU OPPOSITES ALL YOUR LIFE.
LOVE OF GREATER GOOD IS HATE OF T'AU.
SUPPORT TIMECUBE OR BE CURSED.
T'AU HAS 4 CORNER
SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
TIME CUBE
WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.
4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1
DAY 1 GREATER GOOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4
SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION
AND GREATER GOOD DAMNATION.
CUBELESS TAU DESERVE -
AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED.

inb4 b&

Ironic orkposting is still orkposting, faggot

>GAS THE XENOS! SPECIES WAR NOW!

....dude, take your pick, the Imperium has that on every front.

>Be me
>Be Warp Spider
>Teleports behind you
>Nothing personal, Mon-Keigh

Inquisitor here. Looking for a good tech-priest for my entourage.

Also, totally unrelated, but do any of you Ordo Mechanicus guys know what a man of iron looks like?... just curious.

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Gotcha ordo-fampai :DD

IT'S HABBENING!

HAPPENING IN SEGMENTUM OBSCURUS!

FUNGUS NIGGERS BTFO!!!!!

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!!

Alpha Legion cult in hive city.

>have eternal youth
>just want to die
anyone else feel this way /sonsofsanguinius/?

Heretical.

>be Cadian
>enlisted in the Whiteshield
>spot 8/10 qt 3.14
>her head is eaten by a daemon

How do you make the visions of horror stop in your head ? I don't know if I can go on like this

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Chin up lad atleast your nightmares will eventually go away

Tyranids are basically /R9K/ with some get up and go.

Autistically focused, obsessed with eating tendies (us), some variants of them will only reproduce via rape (genestealers).

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>not doing monoplexes
lmao

Rich.
Especially coming from a race so pathetic, their progenitors needed to create an entirely new one to face us properly.

Feel useless yet scraplings?

>Needing to physically type
You squishies, against all logic, are even more useless when interred in robotics.

Is there an cogboy here? Cause my mate found some really old lookin' dataslate and it had this... thing on it and well... something seems off about it. Is it heresy or no?

Yeah yeah sure, what ever you say grandpa.

Okay Por'Ui, I'll tell you why, but this is only because the subject of this tale is too dead to give me shit about spilling the beans.

See, back during the Damocles Crusade mess a few centuries back, one of my esteemed Ethereal predecessors came across a proscribed Gue'la book. "Lust Flowering Permitted" or some shit like that. Either way, public records state that he locked himself in his quarters for like a week, ordering his charges not to disturb him "while he sought insight into the mind of the Gue'la". After he came out, alledgedly "flushed with vigor", he suggested to his Cadre that they should initiate cordial relations with the Gue'la to bring them into the fold, the more cordial the better. And naturally, he was obeyed without question.

By the time the rest of the Ethereal council found out it was too late; the human paraphilia had been deeply implanted in the minds of the fire caste present at the time, and the meme was propogating rapidly throughout the rest of the ranks. All attempts to reverse it have failed, leaving our army plagued by a latent fetish for shaved apes with a skull obsession.

Now if anyone comes to ask you about this story, you heard nothing, you read nothing, and Aun'Va was the greatest, purest and above all least perverse of the Ethereals. Throw in a few "death to Farsight"'s in there too, and that should cover you.

+++ YES THAT IS HERESY, KILL YOURSELF AND ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN IT+++
+++MEMETIC WARP ENTITIES ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN LIKELY+++

Piss off you eggplant headed sod. Don't you have to got back to playing to with your wraithboners or what ever?
Ahem, That, my meaty friend, is an extremely rare digital artifact from Holy Terra's pre-space flight years! How the bloody hell did you find such a thing?

Hmm, guess I'm gonna need a bigger containe- I mean, well done my Ordo Famalam, you've truly done the emperors work....Welp, I have some work to do that is completely and in no way related to anything I have previously mentioned including but not limited to the mechanicus, the men of iron or any implications of a finding or capture of said man of iron...nope, no radicalism here.

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It was one of the only things that worked in a fucked library we were stationed in. Boredom and paranoia made me look for stuff and I tripped (Literally) over it

4GodsChan

A place for chaos worshippers to post chaotic memes (watch out for tzeenchian memetic viruses), shitpost (literally if you hang out on /nu/), discuss best bloodarea sizes, best way to disembowel your offering, share and get input on chaos engine blueprints and of cource post pictures of dickgirls. Beacause /d/ is immortal and already has the blessing of Slaanesh

By Aun'Va...

That's exactly the reason the enemy can't pin them down either.

It's hard to figure out your foe's SOP when he doesn't have one.

...where exactly is this Library you speak of?

Horus Heresy was a Jewish conspiracy

Do you think they tell us the names of the planets we're on? All I know is that it's getting eaten by bugs and it starts with an C or a k or something

You remember that bit of text to speech emperor when the nurgle champion is asked by the slaaneshi champion to read aloud and record a disgusting porn fanfic?

It would be that. EXACTLY THAT.

Oh Bugger, and there goes the chance to aquire more of these "Pepes" for posterity.

Well at least you managed to retrieve the one that you did.

There's probably more on this thing but it seems to be running out of power