What guild has the best girls?

What guild has the best girls?

>waifu faggotry
kys

It depends on what you're into.

why golgari are neets?

They bathe least frequently of all the groups.
Some of them are literally rotting alive.
They are very much into welfare.

it makes sense

I wish we had a guildpact focussed expansion. Make 2 colored decks great again.

>expansion
You mean, apart from Guildpact?

>what Mengele wishes he was

I meant a return to guildpact sort of thing.

I was going to tell you that we just had RTR, but then it occurred to me that it hasn't been in standard for like two years

The answer is, has always been and will forever be Orzhov.

Come on now, is there any other answer?

yes there is

My melanin enhanced bretheren!

now the question is, which guild has the best men?

Rakdos, Rakdos, grant me release from these fagdos
Orzhov is okay

>which guild has the best men
Easily Broros.

Its hard to beat the standard Agrus Kos sets. 122 and still lookin fine as hell.

I want to say Boros since they have ginger angels and that's my fetish

Did someone say waifus?

Are Firemanes / Razia bald?

>people are still posting my shitty labels
t-thanks

What guilds are the last two?

Azorius and Orzhov.

>MtG
>girls
Which guild has the fattest virgin autists?

Izzet.

This applies to players as well.

Holyshit I'm an azorius fanboy now

Is it weird that I've dated Selesnya/Golgari, and found the experience very draining?
And not in a fun way.

any clan with red has the best waifus

>read dimir
>"Wtf is a port-wine birthmark?"
>Google it
hOLy shit. Sorry Lara your ass just got moved to the bottom of the waifu list

Why do you think she has a thing for darkness and blindfolds?

I am mildly aroused at the idea of bullying her about her appearance constantly and forcing her into an unhealthy dependence by convincing her I am the only person who will ever love her. Then using that to coerce her into more and more humiliating and degrading acts.

Oh boy nevermind the previous post I just found a new magical realm. Sign me up senpai

Sorry but Boros is the only reasonable choice

>more and more humiliating and degrading acts
like what?

Simic.
Better by design.

Off the top of my head, have her wear something that reveals a lot of skin (maybe a pretty sun dress?) Then have her stand in a room full of people.I've recruited to all point out and laugh about her condition. And I'll tell her I better not see one fucking tear. But she'll break and cry and get locked in a closet for a few hours as punishment.

Fuck is there a genre name for this?

But you're probably not up to their standards

>Fuck is there a genre name for this?
Ryona? Even though that's usually tied with more direct physical abuse.

For Simic, that's easily corrected. There might be mild side effect...

That's nothing a radical course of bio-modification can't fix.

>Simic
>facials
>it's bold and italic

Izzet best girl

>Boros
Boring moralfag who's about as much fun in bed as a crusty bodypillow.

>Selesnya
Airheaded, gullible trash with no useful skills an no personality.

>Gruul
Idiot, undereducated masochist with no idea how the world works.

>Golgari
Necrophiliac hipster.

>Rakdos
Degenerate hedonist.

>Dimir
A mess both physically and emotionally.

>Izzet
Doesn't care about you and never will. You're just something to toy with.

>Simic
Autistic.

>Azorius
Sociopathic egotist.

>Orzhov
Callous, murdering bitch.

Why does she have a bulge?

So what you're saying is that Boros is the best?

Degeneracy.

>Fuck is there a genre name for this?

Being a cruel prick?

...

It's like you fuckers can't handle a truly perfect waifu

>liking foot fetish meme angel
Get Out

>traced feet
come the fuck on wotc

Possibly the Orzhov Syndicate.

Golgari but only if she's okay with my foot fetish

>mfw breya is a better infect commander than atraxa

How was it draining? They're the chillest ones on the list. I'd go with Selesnya myself.

Although a stuffy, uptight girl who LOVES anal is nice too

>Gold Border Mage/Walker.
>Enjoy having a gal of some variety in every guild.

That guy is more hedonismbot than neckbeard

Tanith: Boring as hell and bad with money.
Grace: I'm never dating a hippie again, no thanks.
Harper: Not really girlfriend material but would make a great platonic friend.
Alexa: Could be decent I guess.
Melissa: OH HELL NO
Lara: Adorable in a way but probably more trouble than it'd be worth.
Liz: Fun to be around.
Valerie: Ideal partner as far as personality and lifestyle, not sure on those kinks though.
Judith: Amazingly great kinks but seems like she'd be wholly unlikeable as a person. Could be a fuckbuddy but never a wife.
Carmilla: Evil bitch.

>tfw pretty much already dating Lara
I try, I really try but nothing I do can bring her out of her misery. She claims she loves me and I make her happy but it's not showing.

#1 QT

There are real life surgeries that can undo the effects of a port-wine birthmark, so there's magic that could undo them too.

apparently I'm Gruul, or possibly Izzet now...

though the Boros girl being submissive seems a but weird to me

so liz is fandomnitori?
chosen