Ok, I've made a formal deceleration of war against Wizards of the Coast

Ok, I've made a formal deceleration of war against Wizards of the Coast.

What now?

Declare attackers.

Hold up a second, mate. Priority goes around in the beginning of combat step before that faggot gets to declare.

>deceleration of war
You mean a ceasefire?

>deceleration of war
You made peace with Wizards of the Coast?

Ok

Make a shittier RPG to show them who is best at being bad.

I suggest using d100s for everything

Slow down.

What was your casus belli?

What did you do? Call them out for there sjw pandering?

Struggle to maintain your feeling of importance when they ignore you.

Slowing down isn't quitting, faggots. He's not even deescalating, just escalating at a slower rate than he was.

>he didn't buy books used
>he didn't buy singles
>he actually gave them money

did he died

Play GURPS.
It won't help, but it'll make you feel like you accomplished something.

No

What's the story here that I'm missing?

OP made a typo.

Ah. Thanks. And what about this fellow?
Does he work for wizards or?

Have you really? Please note that until they accept your ambassador and hear out your declaration of war, the war is considered undeclared and any attack action you attempt will be viewed as underhanded and atrocious. This will be true even if you made the best effort but they refuses to accept your ambassador with whatever excuses. See also: Pearl Harbor.

Based Nige was expected in the wreckage

>not using d8 like FFG does
>not drawing from a deck of cards instead of rolling
>not issuing special coins to flip for certain interactions

Someone needs to brush up on their merchandising.

presumably they will rally the wizards of the plains, the wizards of the mountains, the wizards of the forests and the wizards of the deserts.

no, but it was extremely painful

for EU

>Not using the best cassus belli
Stability is for plebs and people who play the Ottomans.

Roll initiative?

You really missed out on a chance to have a suprise round user...

But d100 roll under is legitimately better than d20.

You take off your foot off the pedal

This is true, I got the sunset invasion achievement thanks to the best CB

a) their b) stop wasting your life being butthurt about meaningless shit

This.

>formal deceleration of war
lel

What are the stats of a coast wizard anyway?

nuke em. if your slowing down your war, might as well end it at the same time instead of grinding away at them piece meal with heavy casualties. the US did the same thing, and everything worked out perfectly for us in WWII

They're a 1/1 apparently

Why?