Who wins?

Who wins?

The autist, only because is the most cool and calm.

>doubting the power of autism

The Driver

Someone stat them pls

A real human bean,
And a real hero...

Travis Bickle is a trained soldier, and is clever enough to buy a fucking gun so he wins easily.

Holy fuck I just realized how much Heroin Bob actually looks like Travis!

Well Bickle has had at least one autistic impersonator while the Driver has had none that I'm aware of so for that Bickle wins.

>implying you'd recognize a Driver impersonator
let me drop some pasta off /tv/
Driver has the benefit of potentially being subtle.

>decent looking guy, having a good job
>Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift
>Watch drive for the first time ever
>Changes my life, I want to be Driver
>Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic
>Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool.
>Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so fuck it.
>Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot
>qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie
>I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me
>Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts
>Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack
>Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee
>Oh fuck yes
>Play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple
>We fuck
>Waitress and I start dating
>Keep up my Driver shlick
>She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as fuck
>Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy fuck lol.
>One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand
>She's browsing movies, stops on Drive
>Oh fuck...
>"You seen this yet user?"
>Shit shit shit play it cool man, what would Driver do
>Brood for a sec "...nah. it's not my thing"
>Ended up watching Bridesmaids

Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years

travis is the sort of crazy proto-/k/ that gets you with his springloaded dillinger rail aster you thought you shou him down, and then lives cause 9mm

Yeah but Hinckley Jr is way more famous than some autistic from /tv/

That would fucking suck having to pretend to be someone for years in order to not be alone

This is why don't browse other boards than Veeky Forums and /b/, this shit doesn't have the proper twist.

>tfw couldn't pull this off as the Taxi Driver

Your chances with the cute girl would blow up in your face the moment you took her to a seedy porn theater on your first date.

try it with enough girls and eventually you'll find a freak.

>seedy grindhouse theaters hardly exists anymore
Oh wait.

How in the fuck is the tg related?

CN murderhobo vs CG autistic loser who refuses to roleplay

Isn't "X vs Y" like one of the first games people play as kids?

nice copypasta senpai

I'd imagine pretending for so long makes the mask a second nature