A girl recently joined our Exalted game. She's a very serious, engaged player and she knows the game well (more than me). She's sort of reserved but she gets along okay with everyone. Now here's the problem: she's really beautiful. Definitely one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen. And she's distracting to everyone, especially the Storyteller and me. He fumbles, he doesn't know how to deal with her character fairly, and whenever she suggests something he just kind of nods along. I'm even worse.
My question is: how do we deal with this? How do I get over it quickly? We've done four sessions with her already and my awkwardness is still maximum.
Lincoln Martin
You stop being an autistic piece of shit, all of you.
Fucking subhumans.
Isaiah Cooper
Kill yourself or learn to be a functioning human being that can interact with others without spaghetti spilling
Austin Morris
She's a human being, you fucking autists. Just treat her like you'd treat anyone else.
Cameron Taylor
Have you tried treating her as a person?
Liam Bailey
Have a wank before the sesh and spend more time around women. Are you 14 or something?
Jordan Mitchell
I am trying that. I just get intimidated. It doesn't help that she's kinda cold and distant, so I can't interact with her in a "relaxed" way. It's not like I get a boner just by sitting next to her. It's more like I try really hard not to make a fool of myself and that makes me act like a fool. Does that make sense?
I'm 19 and a kissless virgin (obviously.)
Samuel Nelson
Have you tried not being a hormone addled teenager?
Brody Torres
Yes. I also tried turning it on and off again. I'm still a cringey idiot around women, and so is the rest of my group actually. Except one dude who is the Chad of the band, but she seems to dislike him.
Julian Howard
Listen user, if she stayed during four games with you dming miserably it obviously means that she wants the d. If I were you I'd start injecting progressively your fetish in the game and start hitting on her by making subtle allusions during play. Trust me, I'm a real casanova.