ON DA FIRST DAY 'O WAAAGH-MAS, ME MEKBOY SENT TER ME

Boss! Since we'z startin' ova, shouldn't be six nobz in a 'naut?

This isn't even close to how the song works.
On the first day (one thing)
On the second day (two things)+(one thing)
You don't skip to twelve.

WHY'Z ALL DEZE BOYZ RUININ' THGE SONG?!

I'Z THE WARBOSS, AN' I SAYZ WE START AT TWELVE!

>ON DA TWELFTH DAY 'O WAAAGH-MAS, ME MEKBOY SENT TER ME...

TWELVE CHOPPAZ CHOPPIN'!

Eleven elven mistresses...

TEN TEEF A SHININ

PANSY ELDARZ AIN'T SUPPOSED TER BE 'ERE!

NINE NAFF NOBZ!

The orkz have slogs?

This is an illegal gathering, return to your jungle homes or you be placed under arrest.

FIIIIIIIIVE
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
FAAAAAAANGS

WE AIN'T DERE YET YA STUPID GIT!
PISS OFF. COPPA! IT'S WAAAGH-MAS AN' WE'VE GOT DA PEHMITZ, WE'Z ALLOWED HERE!

WE'Z NOT GONE TER FOIVE YET YA GIT!

ITZ ONE 'O DEM DEFFWOTCH HUMIES! GET 'IM BOYZ!

>unintelligible hissing

NAFF OFF, ITZ WAAAGH-MAS!

>unintelligible Christmas caroling

TADZ MOR LIK IT!

BUT DATZ DE ONLY LINE I KNOWZ!

12 DIGGAZ NOBBIN

This thread must be archived in Inquisitorial records for future study.

Er... oi meanz,

SEVN SHOOTAS SHOOTIN'!

SIX GITZ A' DYIN'!

FUR SHOKK ATTAKS

THREE STIKKBOMS

TWO LOOTED TRUKKS

AN' A WARBOSS IN A BUGGY!