> current year
> not playing the best race
> not playing a goblin
> not playing a female goblin
> not playing a shortstack goblin babe
> not roleplaying as the slutty shortstack goblin babe in all groups you are in
> not being a shortstack goblin healslut
What's wrong with you, Senpai?
Sure, that's cool and all, but lemme just say one thing here.
>tall girls
I guess this thread's done. Tall things are always the maximum justice.
Fuck off normies tall.women are only good when they have dicks and are dominant.
If you are the one doing the fucking, nothing better than a tiny goblin/gnome pussy to.easily hold down.and.pound
>playing evil races
Halflings are the best shortstacks, if you want to go green you go orc. Gnomes are fucking fae touched so fuck them and a dwarf (female) fucks you not the other way around.
>Not being taller than the tall woman
>Being this much of a manlet
I guess its true, manlets never learn.
It's just not as enjoyable as playing the lovable skillmonkey rogue/wizard/bard with that derails campaigns at the drop of a hat. I call it The Lucky Bastard Archetype.
>liking tall girls
>normie
Nigga liking shorter girls is mainstream as fuck.
When you say tall girls I'm thinking 7 foot tall amazons, you are the manlet for wanting the woman to overpower and dominate you
>dwarf (female)
Those don't exist
>Not being 7'6" minimum
MANLETS!
See how the manlet lashes out at those who see him for what he is.
Dwarf Females DO exist! Unfortunately the damned buggers are just as hairy and gruff as the males, and the only 100% certain method to figure this out is to get your hand through the plate armor they usually wear and have a poke around.
If you find a Hammer, you've got a male. If you find a Forge, that there is the female, and she's probably going to be right pissed with you fiddling with her bits without properly saturating her with booze.
Short stacks a shit
Tall girls are best
Tall, lovingly dominant, muscular girls are GOAT
>tall.women are only good when they have dicks and are dominant.
Eh, I could do without the dick, they belong on qt guys
>playing the same character every campaign
>not using the opportunity to be anyone to be EVERYONE
Fem Goblins are like an entire race of whores. Sure, they'll have sex with you and it'll be amazing, drain your balls dry and leave you so satisfied you'll sleep like you haven't slept in a week. But they'll also drain your wallet while you're unconscious with a dumb grin on your face. That's why if you fuck Gobbo girls you gotta have a decoy wallet. One full enough the short stack feels they got a fair pay for yours and their fun, but not so much your funds take a huge hit.
Of course she might actually really like you so much she doesn't take your gold, but then you better be ready to meet the family and raise a couple of litters of Half Goblins. So have fun with that.
Jokes on you I play this goblin nearly every game, or have her appear as an NPC when I am unable.
>claws
Shameful
I'd spend all my money on goblin whores anyway.
>not liking the danger of clawjobs
That's what hobgoblins are for.
>wake up in an ice bath
>yfw you have no kidney and a loan of $5000000 from goblin bank
Off yourself. I have literally never seen such shit taste in my entire life.
Midna only good short stack, all others ugly as shit
>he doesn't fap to Alfie
...
The family drama and homosex is offputting
who's alfie senpai?
>playing the best race
>playing a goblin
So which one?
It's an ongoing halfling porn online comic by an artist called Incase.
InCase's Halfling Shortstack Fantasy comic. If you don't know who InCase is... well, prepare for a ride.
>he's on Veeky Forums and he's not even a bit bi
what are you, a faggot?
>yfw Veeky Forums corrupted InCase so he goes from traps to Shortstacks
Surprising world we live in.
>Goblins
Literally the worst race ever.
>Goblin
>Best race
>Players either choose Warcraft's chaotic stupid moneygrubbing pyromaniac mad scientist tropes as inspiration or play DnD's literal who playerfodder race in an attempt of subversion
>Best race
>Because some dude on the web drew them with big tits
>Best race
>Best
OP come on.
pretty sure that was /aco/, not Veeky Forums
>Not wanting a massive size difference between your glorious bronze swole body and your tiny green waifu.
What are you a pleb ?
>Wanting green ghetto midget
>Not sophisticated amazon
>Not wanting to gently explore her gorgeous body until your primal lust overcomes you and you bathe in those mounds of glorious womanly flesh
>Not wanting a strong mother that can kill her own food and raise strong children
>Not wanting to make a person twice your height squeal and gasp for air in wild throes of sexual pleasure
user, I don't know how to tell you this, but you are, in fact, a low-test faggot and you should consider becoming your husband's sub in your relationship.
Because I don't play with my dick in my hand, faggot.
You dirty bastard I know there is an NSFW version of that.
Nat?
Is having shit taste and being that wrong a form of enlightenment user? Does it just let you ignore the reality that your a squishy little trap that barely counts as a man and you want Amazon's because fill the hole in your life where your masculinity isn't with their butchness?
Tall Women != Butch
Hell, Tio (the chick from post) is one of the girliest characters from the show, even though she's strong enough to heft a vending machine over her head without breaking a sweat.
Then again, I wouldn't expect a low test beta to understand golden apples when they can only reach low hanging fruit.
>No smug anime waifu
It's like you don't even know how to shitpost.
But I digress well meme'd user I just got off a 12hr shift I'm going to pass out now.
shortstacks still a best
OP you ruined what could have been a perfectly good hot goblin thread with that ugle tublrite faggot shit picture.
How does wanting to have a tall, gorgeous and fit girl wearing frilly dresses make me the emasculated one here? I'm not the one requiring trite examples of base human psychology to affirm my perceived masculinity.
How does it feel to be too spineless to stand up and admit that amazon princesses that you can impregnate are the best thing in the world?
Also
>This is my shipbox. Everything I ship, I but in here, and then the magic happens.
It's not homo when it's an elf.
One of my greatest personal pleasures of FC is that half-goblins are the most attractive PCs possible.
Being able to turbo-slut to maximum effectiveness gets me going.
>Choosing a disgusting short goblin
>Not a tall muscular dom Orcess
Get off my board.
What is FC and where can I find smut of these ascribed hot Half-Goblins?
Fantasy Craft, which is a trpg.
And, in your head.
...
Veeky Forums and /d/ are the same boards with different colored backgrounds. It wasn't too much of a stretch.
>the family drama is offputting
But that's what makes it good
Truly one of the greatest victories of mankind
...
Perfection
s-stop
Ah, InCase, bless that man.
>tfw he starts hitting each of your fetishes in turn
At this point the only way to hit anymore fetishes of mine is if he did a mash up of the big muscular dickgirl In "Sam's new dick" with a goblin...
...xenobiology was the pinnacle of his work.
He's right you know