D20 Station: Revival Edition

I've never been able to figure genetics.

It used to be pretty simple (and shit) but then Aiden overhauled it and since then I haven't given it a shot

This is a guide post overhaul

What OS are you on? I've heard of similar problems on linux and windows 10

What happened to this server, again?

I was there the very night it first started but kind of drifted away.

It's been inactive over the last few months due to low player count but we're trying to get people interested in it again

I'm usually always on, but it can be rough keeping others on. anyways, have a picture of my dick monster friends.

Things went horribly wrong, while uploading this,
The hivebot almost murdered me, but I was saved by friendly neighborhood Crab Person.

Keep the thread bumped while I sleep my dudes, and maybe nernums or some lesser codemin will bless us with their presence.

We can dream and I'll try. One day i'll ask them and see what it takes to be an admin.

Be back later to tell stories, all I have time for is this screenshot of killing a traitor as a sec officer

I'll have to see if I can find the one where I murdered a bunch of animals and stated slimes were the master pets.

Enjoy, Someone wasn't happy with me that day.

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I'm reposting one of my favorite rounds.

>Join as Botanist because Gordon made crossbows and I want to be a butterlord
>Expect a few other botanists, no it's just me
>Fuck
>Cargo immediately starts fucking with me, killing the chicken, releasing a goat in Botany, cutting all of the wood without letting me replant, which was the tipping point.
>Bunch of other shit, eventually comes to the point where I have a crossbow and they have crossbows.
>Keep my door to botany perma-watered
>Crimea Mc Dipshit keeps giving me free shit by accident by falling on the water, dropping their shit, and then me picking the stuff up and throwing them out
>Chef and Barman, Erich and Rusty, join me in the effort to stop Cargo's expansion
>Rusty makes Botany actually botanist only thank fuck, I blockade the bottom door
>Take pop shots at Cargo members when they go in the bar or near botany, we dismantle the table between botany and bar and form the USB (United States of Bar), shit I just realized USS (United States of Service) would've been better but FUCK IT.
>I think the Cargonians made their own botany so they fuck off, we make crossbows, stunprods, and Oranges, Bananas, Carrots, Limes, Watermelons and Lemons.
>Get a barrel to start making butter in
>HoP yells over radio or something about cargo in Brig, I rally the two and we march over.
>QM has a C20 and is shooting the HoP in bridge, we go through the open door and shoot him with our delicious bows.
>Crimea is stuck in Brig, also like 3 heads joined at the same time at this point what the fuck
>Take pop shots at Wednesday in Cargo and fuck off to USB land. We make stuff and generally are peaceful.
>Sharla takes over Cargo somehow, I think she got a job from HoP?
>She tries to keep relations calm, but we are buttflustered.
>Seriously fuck everyone who walks into Botany and just stares at you for 5 minutes FUCK OFF
>Go in the gib room because afk
>Come back, nothing changed except Captain now.
cont.

>Keep making Lemons and wood, we can make a shit ton of darts. Also get watermelons for cream in biogenerator
>Fuck I just remembered I was gonna make us duffel bags, forgot at the time but just remembered at the time of writing this
>Eventually HoS comes over to Bar and tells us to disarm ourselves, Lee has been a sort of diplomat/ambassador for seemingly no raising but for FUN, so fuck it
>He argues that when has forced disarmament ever worked ever
>We keep our shit, Lee argues with him
>Borg comes in and starts calling me a faggot and ripping up floor tiles, tell it go fuck itself and go away
>It stays, start shooting at it with crossbow because fuck borgs
>I think it got repaired after I shot it liked 5 times by a scientist, probably Sharla
>Also I think Sharla has been trying to negotiate a peace with Cargo and USB, not having it
>HoS checks out Botania, he sees some crossbows but other than that I'm fine
>HoP comes in, I tell him he can have anything except my crossbow and my butter
>Gib crossbow gib gib
>jklafjkafajf
>Eventually kill Borg after it calls me a faggot and it gets lockdowned because disobeying orders
>He dies in the mainhallway halfway between dorms and 4-section
>Eventually Sec McDipshit says to hand over the weapons on the count of 10
>Tell the HoS if he counts to 1 I'm shooting him
>Borg comes, on by the way me and Lee are on the bottom side of the bar, they're on the top
>Borg goes around, flashes me, and that's what started the war
>Lee lubes up and grabs me and runs to Botania, they follow
>They slip, grab a taser and start shooting the HoS
>Punching the sec officer who is where the table usually is, HoS is on the ground like 3 tiles to the left, and then borg barges in
>Me and Lee stun it and beat it, it flashes me down near the top of botany and Lee continues to beat down the sec officer and such
>Borg flashes Lee after I get up and throw the two nerds away from botania to the bar everytime they slip near
CONT.

>I run after Lee to dorms, where the borg is fighting Lee
>I think the borg's modules broke so it can't do anything like flashing
>We beat it down and makes oil spills THIS IS IMPORTANT
>they're on the chokepoint between the bottom of dorm entrance left 3 and up two
>We kill it in the bed room, we walk out, HoS, captain, HoP and sec officer are there
>OH WAIT
>the borg locks us in, but llofaen breaks us out seemingly
>I slip on oil, llofaen tries to cuff me but is too late so we beat the shit out of her when she slips on oil
>This part is gonna be narrated badly but in short we fucking conquered
>HoS runs on oil, slips, I steal his glasses and coat before he gets up
>He runs off, presumably to get the captain and hop
>Sec officer slips, me and Lee beat the shit out of him
>By the way, I have a hoe, that's it
>Lee has an empty stunprod
>Anyhow, he slips and we keep him in a yellow grab loop with punching, he gets away to main hall
>HoP runs in, Lee lubed up near the bottom. I slipped near the back of the dorms, so I just lie down
>Lee retreats to beds, I'm on the ground and they seemingly don't see me
>I just start cutting the HoP with a hoe, he dropped a taser after slipping on lube so whenever he gets up I taze him
>Run out of taze but he goes into crit
>I go out of the dorms to chase after Sec officer, down him with the pistol sec thing and beat his ass with a pistolwhip
>Run back to dorms, I think I saved Lee from the Cap and HoS?
>Sharla and the WALL (Wednesday) helped out at this point, oh yeah I think Wednesday killed the Cap with a shield and a metal rod in dorms
>HoS died by Lee somehow
>Space Llofaen, Sec McDipshit, HoS, HoP, and Cap
>Get healed up at bar and get my stuff sorted, crossbows and shit
>Rejoice
>Go to arrivals to save Lee but he's fine, he just finished spacing Llofaen
>After we go to space the HoS, I think? The clown starts shooting at us
>He gets me near dorms and takes everything but my jumpsuit and glasse.
cont.

>I somehow get free when he gets near arrivals, fuck this is hazy why can't I remember all of this fuck
>Either way, I get a riot shield in main hallway, start trying to bash him
>He slips me, but somehow I get away again dude this part is pretty hazy what the fck
>I think I was alone when he caught me because Lee did not help until I told him the third time to uncuff me
>Get my shit from dorms, clown goes to medbay
>Shoot him in back OH RIGHT SHUTTLE CALLED 10 MINUTES AGO SORRY
>Anyhow shoot him with sec gun, he's down
>I crit him with chain wall stuns
>Get my ass to evac and get on
>Lee and I are staring down Sharla in medbay of the escape shuttle
>We're not going to kill her, she calls us anarchists, she's not wrong
>We eventually talk it out and throw away our weapons
>Get to end, clown was traitor along with two other unimportant people
>Giant rat thing kills Sharla and Lee kills it
>He turns into a crab, and I kill myself with a cap gun while he yells BENIS :ddddd

Pretty good round, sorry for stroking ego but I don't know how the fuck we killed a BORG, HoS, HoP, Cap, Sec Officer, and a fucking drow with me with a hoe and lee with a stunprod which emptied early in the engage

Don't fuck with the USB

crossbows were a mistake but a glorious one at that

Also updates from that thread:

Clown almost pulled off killing every faction by himself apparently, I thought he was working for us at the time but I guess not: a damn disgrace to service.

Sharla was caught in the crossfire as she had ties to both factions, don't remember which side she ultimately decided on.

Wednesday was a goddamn boss with that OP shield and a godddamn metal rod.

I should also say that this was before Rusty was seen as THAT GUY

>you can't robusty the rusty
God tier greentext

Here's another

>spawn as barman
>get bored no one wants to come have a drink
>play piano, pray to god for a holy mission
>count each carpet while drunk
>okay
>down three bottles of gin
>head over to library, drunkingly count fifty tiles
>stumble over to cargo, now I've started to move spastically
>count nine in the heads meeting room
>painfully move to teleporter bridge room
>hos stumbles by, I stumble out the words asking to look in caps office for carpet
>he asks what
>I repeat that god gave me a mission to drunkingly count each carpet
>He ain't having none of that, tells me to do my fucking job
>He just walks off
>Shrug and walk to medbay, ask to see their carpets
>CMO looks around, finds nothing
>I mumble something that resembles thanks and walk over to hop office, count more tiles
>Ask to look at HoS office
>He refuses, goes to courtroom
>apparently the clown didnu do nuffin and the mime is buttmad, or something I didn't give a shit
>Ask to get brigged, all part of my plan to see the HoS office
>Flat out ignored
>people walk off for some reason I can't remember
>I start vomiting, captain starts shooting hos
>hos shoots sec officer
>sec officer shoots cap
>fight in brig, realize coms are down
>unload my barman shotgun on the grille while the hop is brigging an asistant
>oh right the sec officer earlier was brigging the HoP for fully declothing the assistant
>shit storm, I only heard half the dialouge
>Stumble into brig after drunkingly everything
>Detective is a thing apparently, he's here
cont.

Mime prisoner escapes, everyone else but detective is long gone
Detective stays in brig while me and hos follow mime to courtroom
I repeatedly ask hos to see his office
He screams for me to go do my job, I stumble I'm determined
He says fine, we go to brig with cuffed mime
I'm about to die, state I have one vomit left before I bite the dust
Pray to god and tell him I've counted 105 carpet tiles
He's impressed, asks how much I drank
Tell him three gin bottles
You're my favorite human, have a cookie
HoS is busy with clown and mime, I go into crit
Detective eats my fucking cookie
Detective brings me to medbay, I'm put in cyro and healed
I stumble back to Brig, no one there, shuttle is called and detective drags the sec officer to escape
I realize I don't have time to get into cap's office AND hos office
Oh by the way N20 in the main hallway
Get a multitool, screwdriver from earlier and crowbar and head to top of plasmafilled cap's office door
Start hacking
Get shocked
FIRE
FIRE EVERYWHERE
WHAT HAVE I DONE
FUCKING LEG IT, NEARLY DIE FROM FIRE
GET ON THE FLOOR DINOSAUR MEME WHATEVER PUT OUT THE FUCKING FIRE
RUN NIGGA
okay okay we're good
go to the teleporter room, start hacking
I know not to shock myself, but then I randomly take like two damage and go into crit
Ask for divine intervention
You hear a voice in your head: It's okay human, you can now rest forever, your job is done
Uh okay, I count the rest, like 161 tiles give or take a few.
Round ends
OOC Admin: Thank you, glorious drunk carpet-counter

Another one

>Spawn in as Assistant
>Do random shit like bother Barman by ordering non-existant drinks
>Copy paste who was phone at Cargo copy machine and throw it in the bar
>Steal pun pun, call it my baby and run off with it
>Borg chases me, he corners me in arrivals shuttle and bolts the doors
>Fight him with a wrench, after like 7 hits he gets me with a flash
>He takes my headset and leaves, with the shuttle still bolted
>Fuck, I go to the front of the shuttle, there's fucking a dead chemist
>Take his headset
>Call out borg took my baby and murdered it
>I found the body in the bar, drag it around and spill blood everywhere
>Throw tiles at the borg, but it has VTEC so it catches up and gets Pun Pun after flashing me
>Grab a wizard costume, but Pun Pun has been gibbed
>Grab another monkey, tell the borg I will fireball his ram into next week if he tries that shit again
>He tries that shit again
>He flashes me, after me running around yelling EL'NAITH
>I get sleep toxin'd in medbay
>I get to the coffee machine in arrivals, but I fall asleep, he grabs me and injects more sleep toxin
>Get up again and get to the coffee machine, borg fucks off before I fall asleep before getting a cup of coffee
>Sec Officer walks off shuttle, and handcuffs my sleeping corspe, and fucks off
>Borg finds me asleep and drags me to science
to be continued
cont,

>while asleep, stripped except for the wizard hat
>put in slime cell with a slime, Doctor Lucifer Neo and his borg are on the other side of the door thing.
>He's a syndie and the borg, Meteors, has syndie laws
>I'm not his objective but I'm just really fucking annoying
>Puts a monkey in the cell through the chute, slime eats it and I punch the fuck out of it
>I shout El'Naith at them a lot
>I think I got the slime into crit, and I grab the half dead monkey
>Use the monkey to try to destroy the window
>Borg walks in, I manage to get between the tables, the monkey in the blastdoors, and the borg inside
>Turn on disarm intent so the borg can't get back out without pulling the monkey
>Lucifier drops the blast doors, I disarm him
>Grab his fire extinquisher and attempt to break out the window
>I don't know why but there's a slime in the hallway, attempting to eat Lucifier
>I crit Lucifer with the extinquisher after breaking out via the windoor thing
>Slime jumps on me, I water it to death
>Grab Lucifer's id, bring him to mass driver, grab the rest of his shit
>Blow the borg at the console
>He had an emag and a syndie suit in his bag of holding
>I bring the bag to the brig, they congratulate me
>Oh right I gib Lucifer, didn't mass drive him
>God (Mezzo) tells me to go to Room 2 in dorms
>There's a Healing wand (limited use, but I didn't know that) and a fireball book
>Grind book after using
>Go back to science to look for my shit
>You are a Traitor!
>Appease the Ghosts
>Stay alive until the End
>Ghosts slam me, direct me with a chair to the middle of the hallway, and then into toxins
>They want me to make them a bomb?
>Get slammed again
>Points me to the mainhallway and then to dorms
>They confuse the fuck out of me with different chairs pointing in different directions, call them out on this shit
>They direct me with the rolling chair to dorm 3
>Bust open, get the dead guy out who was in there
to be continued

>Bring him to medbay to be cloned, didn't know you could revive people with the wand.
>Get directed to engineering, have to get the dead engineer from dorm's id, and get inside, grab a hardsuit, and find a dead guy in the main foyer
>Bring him to medbay, and get told to go back to engineering, and to go right of the oxygen canisters
>It's pitch black, mind you, so I think I'm being directed to telecomms, but in reality it was near the atmos can thing
>Barman outside, grab him, and get him to medbay to be cloned
>You have Appeased the Ghosts!
>Well that was easy, how bout more challenges?
>1. Protect Emiko Azuma
>2. Protect the dead engineer
>I think his name was Elric or something
>I find out you can revive dead people with the wand, it fizzles out
>You have learned the Charge ability!
>Niceee
>Go to dorms, assistant is beating up stripped guy
>Try to settle the situation with fireballs, end up blowing myself up a tad
>Stripped guy dies, revive him, he gets spaced,
>Go back to science, find other people's shit in the lockers in RnD
>Another borg walks in, asks for upgrades
>Sure thing
>Grab Janitor's id since I lost my assistant one
>Get wizard robes again
>Find dead chemist ID in lockers, thanks
>Find dead engineer next to apcs at janitor's, I revive him, braindead
>Flint Jackson [Common] "I will create a singularity in five minutes, come find me before I do so"
>We find him at arrivals after a few clues, he does it again 10 minutes later but we can't find me
>We call the shuttle for some reason
>IMMEDIATELY AFTER A SINGULO APPEARS
>oh fuck I need to get elric and emiko
>Elric fucks off and dies like an asshole
>I get to Emiko, we make bag of holding and blow up the singulo
>Ghost directs me to medbay morgue, ands there's an old Elric body!
>Get on shuttle with body, revive it and cure someone's appendicitis
>Try to heal Elric of his braindeadness, turns into a skeleton and shouts "nobody's home, bud"
>Elric disintegrate, I got 3/4 greentext
Good round

I'll keep posting stories to keep the fred alive, but here's a strawpoll for the best time for people to play on weekdays.

strawpoll.me/11877991

fuck. Also I wonder what ditch in the side of the road widebagel died in.

So I joined this shift on Hippie, hoping to make a disposals ride of some kind, but that was before I heard the Captain Announce for anyone wishing to take part in an "experiment" to PDA him and report to the Brig. Now, Aniketos never steps down to a challenge and decides to take him up on this offer. I head over to the Brig, where with 6 others we lined up and headed off to the labor shuttle. He essentially pushed us onto the station, and then was off.
The party consisted of Aniketos, the Atmos Tech, Borish the other Atmos Tech, Ana something the Engineer, Red Raven the Pimp Bird, Herold the token black assistant, Dave the Virologist elected Doctor, and Tohrou, the dim-witted wide-eyed assistant.
Tensions were high when we got there, Herold had declared that the top left corner was his and immediately we all moved to opposite sides of the room. Without speaking, Ana and I began to mine to the right, with Tohruo in a diagonal to the bottom right. Boris wouldn't sing us a song for our mining, as he got flashbacks to gulag times. Aniketos knew this man had been part of many experiments before, mainly because he had told us that constantly. We kept breaching spess, and the Captain had not been a kind enough soul to give us space suits. I was the designated "run in there, use metal to make a wall, and then step back and patch it" guy.
After about 2.3 minutes of mining, Ana and Red Raven held high tensions. This was not helped when the Captain arrived back, gave us a locker of tazers and shotguns, and left, Harold sneaking off. Aniketos wondered if he should've done the same, but returned to mining. After about a minute of guns being on station, the engineer and Red Raven started to have territorial disputes. Red Raven had shut off power to the station, well moreso destroying the SMES, but the APC was still functional.
cont.

Ana immediately followed this by bolting her into the room with the Virologist, and told me to get cuffed by the now-present beepsky to get cuffs. These cuffs turned out to break after breaking them off of me.
The Captain had returned with a Warden to supervise us, and then left after giving us more shotguns and tazers. I hadn't taken a gun, not on moral principle, but because everyone else had before him. I was hurt from having to endure the vacuum of spess, and headed to the power room to get healed. The engineer unbolted the doors, and I entered. I said hello to the virologist, and asked to be healed, but he did not respond, but merely just stared at me. I shrugged and looked into the closet, Aniketos was surprised when Red Raven shot him to the face with green pellets, and fell to the ground at the right side of the room. Immediately the Engineer ran in, smoke fired and blood was shed and suddenly Aniketos was next to the engineer, who was being stabbed with a kitchen knife that the Captain had just brought onto the station.
Aniketos noticed a tazer lying next to him, and when he got up he shot two rounds, one into the virologist, and one into Red Raven. Confused, he brandished a knife of his own and started to cut wounds into the chests of them both. Red Raven was the first to get up, picking up a gun and shooting Aniketos point blank.
cont.

This was when the engineer and I had died, Red Raven ran off into a locker and Boris entered. Shocked, he branished his own shotgun but was defeated by the virologist, now soaked with blood, and the Captain had returned. The Warden returns, and brings the virologist to who knows where back on the station. Tohru came back, yelling at the bodies. The Captain told him to hide the bodies on the asteroid and tell no one. And he did, he returned to mining.
After that, the Captain tried to get new people onto the station, Red Raven killed himself after the Captain put him in charge of the station, and Tuhru was killed by "gibtonite" after revealing the Captain's secrets.
This is the story of Aniketos and 6 other unfortunate souls. Remember, when the Captain asks if you want to join an "experiment", you say NO!

Start as lawyer
> Fuck
> Run up to other lawyer and we both decide to become wrestlers
> Shout RAGE CAGE at eachother a lot
> Wrestle people in the hallway who are using fucking screwdrivers little bitches
> Constantly scream YEAAAAH BROTHER
> Overhear that the Mime is in jail, we got to wrestle him
> No access
> We go yell at Angel for her maid costume who is in the cell nearby
> Wrestle the sec guard and get arrested
> Talk to Vex (other lawyer, who is a green lizard) and we decide since we're criminals, we must put out an album
> First track is ASS BLAST USA
> Get thrown out 10 minutes later without my camera, ID, or headset
> Taken forever to uncuff as we keep getting moved
> While we're uncuffing a headslug explodes from a guy who's being brought in
> Second track is "That's a lot of blood"
> Eventually waddle into Brig and my pAI lights up
> It's Jared F.O.G.L.E.
> o shit
> Get that doorjack bacon and we talk about our history as rappers while we wait for the door to get jacked off
> Vex retrieves his ass and puts it on his head
> Third track is "Ass on head"
> By the way, the pAI starts actually rapping and continues to do so throughout most of thiss
> Ask Jared for maid outfits
> He gives us looks and says "n-no"
> We finally notice there's a dead botanist in the room
> Fourth track is "Reviving shitty unrobust botanists"
> Get our shits, get some signs, and get botanist to medbay
> My sign is "OH YEEEAH BROTHER" and Vex's is "Lynch all niggers"

cont.

> ok
>Jared: YEAAAH CLONE EM THEN SMOKE SOME CRACK
>Me: Wait, drugs ain't legal
>J: Gotta get us a snack
>M: Nutritious! GOTTA GET US AN APPLE
>J: AND A LIME AND GET A PEN
>M: AND FINISH THE COLLEGE ESSAY
>J: WE GOTTA GET THAT KNOWLEDGE, BE SUCCESSFUL
> Fifth track is "Getting healthy and passing college"
> Jared is now our bodyguard as per his request
> Skanderberjerg asks how got the signs, and then punches Vex
> I run after him throwing the pAI to get em
> We wrestle people and then lynch a person of african american descent
> Actually what happens is Vex tells me to go wrestle him, I chase him, he has a seizure, I take his clothes and run away
> Sixth track was something along those lines
> Go wrestle a moth in the bar after he disarms me like the little shit he is
> Angel is passed out int he bar
> Take her costume and run as she gets up
> Give it to Vex at escape, who is breaking glass with Skander
> The last track is about that
> Some assistant brings Angel to escape, she went braindead
> Jared proposes he do an encore last track, I give him the thumbs up
> He starts copy pasting the DK rap
> The three of us join in
> We do this while the round finishes by us jumping on the escape shuttle and no bombing this time around

You other fags gotta get postin'. Also where are y'all playing these days? I'm on Sybil typially.

Maybe this time around we DONT mentally scar new players :^)

Just realized 70% of my screenchots are cringe, related to either deadchat or me in deadchat cringing at people
the other30% is a mix of screenshots of the empty lobby or screenshots of me getting roasted

Much of late d20 was banter

and stormtroopers

We should get the gang all back together by compiling a list of d20 people and messaging them. Also
strawpoll.me/11877991/r
strawpoll.me/11877991/r
strawpoll.me/11877991/r
strawpoll.me/11877991/r

>checkboxes
>not radio buttons
>it's looking for ranges
>everyone else picked one option

How does one get radio buttons?

In strawpoll? Just leave "Allow multiple poll answers" unchecked when setting up the poll.

I thought I did that, sorry.

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saved

What if we shilled the server on the SS13 subreddit?

Feels dirty to do so.

How about we keep the thread for advertising the server, but also have a discord for more real time discussion about the server?

It should probably be text only if we did.

You're right, but is it better to whore one's self out and get lots of players, or to feel clean and pure but have none/few?

B-but... it makes more sense with checkboxes.
Why would you want radio buttons for this??

I think we need all the discussion we can get in this thread to be honest, this is only a lot because it's the first day back.

Maybe we need widebagel

People might have multiple times they are okay with playing at, I couldn't think of an alternative.

You know typing this out, this wasn't the smartest idea.

What if we created some drama to keep the thread bumped and on top of the catalog? Manufactured drama is still drama, and people just love drama

nice try satan but you aren't fooling anyone here
also drama is annoying this aint highschool boi

I was thinking about touching up the OP, making it more concise and to the point

It could help attract new players. No one want's to read a wall of text to find out what the fuck is going on in these threads.

>Sharla was caught in the crossfire as she had ties to both factions, don't remember which side she ultimately decided on.
Conscientous objector, but loyal to the HoP because they saved my ass and gave me Cargo. I think, I've been on the losing side of a lot of dust ups.

I think we should make a database of stories/screenshots/memes from the server.

Oh hi Sharla

Overnight bump.

I wonder if we've brought any new players or old ones back, but I remember playing with my brother "Derek Goodluv" and all the stupid shit he's done, like the time he blew up the captain and another guy along with the clones just because he had a bomb in his chest that went off if you said his name.

...

>searching through archives to find clues as to what the admins are up to
>look up gorgon fremens
>find him and Amanda Jung fighting over the stupidest stuff in the star trek general of all fucking places

See for yourself
boards.fireden.net/tg/thread/49992316/#50011344

Mothmen added when?

Win7

...

Wow people care about the server.
Booted up the serb so you people can spessman while discussing.
I'm glad the stormtroopers are gone but I also miss them.
>have a discord for more real time discussion
People messaging each other through IM to discuss d20 reduces thread posts.
I'm still not sure if its not just more shit now.
Freeman is a _god.

Jesus that thread with amanda and gorgon was hard to read
W-why cant we all be excellent to each other
all men should be excellent to each other which is why borgs are shitty subhumans that deserve the toolboxing they get

strawpoll.me/11877991/
strawpoll.me/11877991/
strawpoll.me/11877991/
strawpoll.me/11877991/

Also I think the consensus thus far is 7 pm - 2 am are good times to get on. I still want more people to vote to get a clearer consensus.

I remember one round we were playing with you,
You were the traitor and the engineer, Line "happens" to go through the station, so you could get all access and get whatever you needed with no problem.

Or another round when mid round I was the mime, my brother was the clown, both of us become traitor with objectives to protect eachother, neither one of us knew, then spiders attacked the station. I start to get attacked by giant spider, the dick disarms me and gets me murdered. then he cloned me, both are obvious traitors when he built a singlo, I tried to defend him when everyone attempted to murder him. The shitty bartender had no idea and proceeded to save us and let us complete our objectives.

>so you could get all access and get whatever you needed with no problem.
Getting all access is pretty easy if there's no captain/sec.
>Line
Immovable rod? Yeah those happen randomly.
>gets me murdered. then he cloned me
Sounds like an accident or I wouldn't have cloned you, sorry.
>when he built a singlo
I only built a singlo once but this was before I even knew how to R&D. Are you sure you're not mixing me up with someone else?

It wasn't you that cloned me or murdered me lol, it was my brother after he murdered me and built it.
And we had a HoP that round that was too afraid too say no.

Also, what do you have to do to become an admin?

And here was I, Lily thinking that d20 wouldn't be kill.
*scream

>be online 24/7
>be robust enough to defend the server from random shitters without having to resort to adminhelp
>reclaim the station after: a captain signed up, went to the bridge to be braindead, carp and spiders infest the station, 6 hours pass, meteor storms/immovable rods happen
>robust freeman at least once
>contribute to the server
>yell "EMIKO" in ICC whenever you encounter a bug/issue (even if it's your contribution that's breaking)
>express desire to contribute more to the server
>try to help nernums at least twice while he's busy with atmospherics and escape (alive) on the shuttle anyway
>use freeman as a way to push your contributions to the server (this annoys the FUCK out of him)
>suck up to nernums and agree with him on everything
>use voodoo magic to gain ASTV's favour
>become admin somehow

There were a bunch of people who became admins simply by being reasonable/fun/proactive enough even if they knew next to nothing about coding.
Emiko, kk and Freeman come to mind.

Emiko was pretty okay at coding tho

I live.

Literally who?

We remember you acid-cart mecha making nerd.

Welp, the only thing I can't do is code, so I'm doomed when it comes to that.

Ayy Derek

5 people

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Aiden, could you make a guide for the medical stuff you added a while back?
Blood loss and mangle damage are pretty incomprehensible for me
I'm sure other people get it, but I'm retarded

"Steal captain's ID" is Junior level at best. Everybody does it every round.

Also, why is "Kill more than 10 people during one round" higher up then "Kill more than 10 law officials during one round"?
Are sec not counted as people? Something, something xenos? What's that about?

robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Basic_Medicine
I think this covers it

You got the wrong bear, but it's okay I forgive you.

Fun round, went from making simple chicken meat to barricading botany and bar to keep out the drow rapist.

>Get a prayer to blow up a guy in 5 minutes
>Don't have varedit so oblige by going invisible, giving myself a prod and a block of c4 with a 300 second timer
>Jump to a ckey
>Plant the bomb
>A minute or so later notice that I jumped to the wrong Sgt Bear ckey and have just c4'd the wrong guy
>get laughed at by other admins

off to a good start

>all those things
i should be an adm-
>gains astv's favor
fugg

Who is responsible for this?
Who has risen the serbian from its grave?

I think we should try to maintain at least one round a day, if we can.

Lee and I were reminiscing at 4 am yesterday night about d20, he made a thread and I posted stories. Admins are still alive so I think we're good, but I'm up for the job if they all die in a ditch in Nigeria or something.