MtG Flavor, Lore and Fiction

>magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/breakthrough-2016-12-14

Rashmi's autistic, Tezzeret's a shitlord and Liliana's a bitch.

Discuss.

Tezzeret is cartoonishly evil. The really amusing part is that the authors thought he would be genuinely menacing.

Well, the lore is pretty much nothing but Saturday morning cartoon cliches and memes from the early 2010s.

Nice, the cringe general is back up. Post flakes or whatever you losers do here. I could use a laugh

God I'm starting to hate these lore threads. I used to love them, when people where actually talking about the developing story instead of whining about "muh shit character writing, reeeeeeeeee!!".

Fuck that! Sure, this is no shakespear here. I never expected that so I don't care. Let's stop this whining before it starts and talk about the actual story.

So it's pretty clear now that Tezz is preparing to overthrow Bolas. Scaling up the transporters for gearhulks and saying things like "This is my moment!" when activating it are dead giveaways if you ask me.

Only question I have is, what would it get him to overthrow Bolas in Amonkhet? I mean, wouldn't Bolas just planeswalk away if you park an army on his lawn? And if he somehow want's to capture Bolas to prevent him from walking wouldn't it be better to be stealthy about it as to not alarm him of your plan? I mean, marching an army of gearhulks onto the steps of Bolas's pyramids isn't likely to go unnoticed, right?

But the character writing is bad, why shouldn't we say that?

Case it's all you end up talking about. Nobody talks about the lore anymore, just about the shit writing.

But the lore pretty much revolves around the poorly written characters.

What a surprise, more autistic characters in an autistic game for autistic people.

>flakes
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