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Stat me Veeky Forums.

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rotten/10

If we're going 3.5, Zhentarim Spy would be a good fit. Mechanically at least.

We already did this.

Number One.

Why Zhentarim?

>Stat me Veeky Forums.

OP: Large single creature
Flaws: Outdated memes

Roleplaying notes:
When OP appears, choose one stale meme at random from the last 60 days. OP posts this meme.

>"Did you guys know the actor who plays Robbie Rotten has cancer?"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's just how the prestige class is fluffed.
That faction has a major spy network, or something.

STR 8
DEX 8
CON 8
INT 18
WIS 18
CHA 22

Literally no idea who this is, or what he's from.
Though apparently he's robbie rotten, judging by the filename.

You've probably seen image macros of his co-star, a young woman wearing a pink wig. The actor was diagnosed with cancer several months ago, prompting a wave of stat-me threads about him on Veeky Forums. There haven't been any made for a couple weeks until this one.

Dude was a great actor. Hammed up his villain role *just* right.
youtube.com/watch?v=ayq41-UJ7Cg

Wrong video, sorry.

youtube.com/watch?v=a9M84OUXbRY

>was
IS


[Spoiler]at least for now :( [/spoiler]

he's still kicking yet, and he's on his way to recovery. once he's done with his Chemo,m its back to the acting life

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He's not currently (and won't be) doing acting. He was an actor, past tense.

Master of Disguise.

>low DEX
>high wisdom
what?

He is legitimately surprised by himself which only gets stranger when you realise that both versions of him are never seen together. Is he hallucinating what other layers are there to this deep and affecting character?

>stat me thread except every post is replaced with shitposting.

youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k
>what [...] layers are there to this deep [...] character?

So just a regular stat me thread?

Why did you just post a picture with two unrelated characters?

Commissar Robbius Rotten

WS - 25
BS - 29
S - 26
T - 26
Ag - 29
Int - 34
Per - 36
WP - 32
Fel - 35

Wounds - 10

Stat me thread, every number is replaced with the Bugbear stats, every dead person is replaced with the words "-10 HP", and all actual discussion is replaced with the entire Bee Movie script

and also watch out for the branch scene

>not Pirate

You faggot spammers are getting too full of yourselves.

1 hp
93% chance of poison killing him next turn.

7% survival rate

He's on a ketogenic diet, right?

Why don't you just use your mod powers to delete the thread?

I know posts auto-delete at 10 reports, but how many do threads take?