The Hard Truth

No matter how many mountains you climb.
No matter how many forests you cross.
No matter how much gold you plunder.
No matter how many orcs you cut down.
No matter how many dragons you slay.

You will never be as powerful as Darth Vader.

The Holiday Special is canon.

Midichlorian transfusion.

I am honestly okay with that.

Someone just watched Rogue One
The next spoiler is actually a spoiler for Rogue One
Goddamn I loved watching him wade through those defenseless rebels. Such a well-done scene, the right levels of terror with the plans right there, 10/10 made the movie for me

>No matter how many dragons you slay.
I'm not sure he can even kill a dragon though. I mean technically. But those flames are gonna be trouble.

Even if you let your decisions be made by others, it's still you who has to live with the consequences.

> You will never be as powerful as Darth Vader.
I've got the moral high ground, though.

Vader can stop blaster fire with his hand and has armor which can resist some lightsaber blows, the same weapon which cuts through a meter of Durasteel with minimal resistance.

Right, but he can't fly. Nor do I expect dragonfire in the close quarters of a space ship would be that pleasant.

Remember, Star Wars operates on the plot armor of blaster shots simply missing the appropriate characters. But this is a Dragon. Those have their own plot tools.

If it becomes a philosophical diatribe about Vader killed by his own 'draconian' laws, he's fucked.

But a dragon's flame can melt a Ring of Power.

A dwarven ring of power.

It would do jack hit to the One Ring.

DRAGON FLAME CAN'T MELT THE STEEL BEAMS

Post Vaders

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Wasn't it suspected that Ancalagon's breath could melt the One? It was just that he was long dead.

He couldn't stop lava

>He can't fly
He doesn't need to fly, he can pull down the dragon.

Rest of your points are valid.

>The Holiday Special is canon.
I actually do treat it as canon in my SW games.

Best scene of the movie, hands down

Ideals are valuable because we chase them, not because we achieve them.

If Darth Vader is so good why doesn't he do lightning or the Sheev spin thing

Because he learned how to block blaster bolts and outhink people.

You really think they escaped the death Star without HELP?

So can a Volcano

Did someone say Sheev?

This angers me to the point where I become as powerful as Darth Vader.