When did the Emperor grow a beard?

When did the Emperor grow a beard?

When did Jesus become white?

Jesus's father is God, so he's at least half white.

Jesus has been white since at least 500AD.

The Emperor, being a biomancer, looks like whatever he wants to.

The white image of Christ is really Cesare Borgia

N' uh, the second son of Pope Alexander

The sixth of Rome N' once the picture was shown

That's how the devils tricked my dome

But god doesn't exist?

Prove it. :^)

>brown eyes
>white
Choose one.

/pol/ get out reeee

Nice desaign GW.

Sigmar is a great surveyor of beards.

Emps cant grow a beard, he's native american. Its his biggest flaw as a father.

Blizzard copied GW first!

Warcraft 1991
Age of Sigmar 2015

>native american
Wasn't he from anatolia? He should've had a beard.

Warhammer Fantasy 1983
Warcraft 1991

Blizzard copied GW.

>Blizzard copied GW.
Where?

everywhere

>everywhere
Pre-Blizzard tyranids

Hi Zerg

post-Starcraft tyranids

Why would God have genes for a recessive phenotype

Funny you should point that out, because SC1 Zerg looked nothing like that.

He's so native american!

Yeah, totally different heads and hands

...

>Threatens you by killing himself

Leave Britney alone

starcraft invented boney claws

You mean post-Alien/Jurassic Park Tyranids. Nice try though.

fuck off pisshair

The funny thing is he's talking about WAR, and WAR fucking sucked.

Same reason he needs a spaceship, presumably.

Nah, Alien-like were genestealers, I mean post-starcraft tyranids

>Alien-like were genestealers
visually, genestealers were nothing like the alien

Blizz just copied orcs color, while GW stealing almost everything for AoS, Stormcasts looks lik paladin and priest sets, their HQ looks like golden Ulduar

So that his son wouldn't be black, obviously.

I have faith in that he doesn't exist, and you guys put faith above everything else...so I win

why is that pic of such terrible quality?

no it didnt, i played a black orc and the missions were very in-character and sufficiently orky.
just the two faction system was a bust, as was the PVP. tho the sieges were kinda nice

Ulric ascended to godhood and remplaced Sigmar without telling anyone.

Some tales remain yet untold.

>recessive phenotype
Someone failed high school biology.

We both know that the only test for whiteness is whether you have pink nipples or not.

>Stormcasts looks lik paladin and priest sets

No they don't.
Stormcasts look like Sanguinary Guard.

It's also important to know what those nipples taste like.

Pretty sure that's Sigmar or something.

This would make a perfect Dark Souls boss.