Hello I'm from /b/

>I'm expecting you to try and make excuses for your autism.
y-(you) too!

How can human women even compete?

Feminine dicks are cute

>You nerds need to go outside
How the fuck do you think we actually manage to play these games in the first place?

considering this is a blue board how has this not been pruned yet?

Mods are asleep.

By hanging out in your basements, duh

Keep crying, nerd

There can only be one reply to such a thread.

This is bait.

Thankyou, Captain Obvious.

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wasn't crying, i too lurk /b/ asshole.
how does this website not have 24-hour moderation?

>Improper insertion technique to determine if the mare is pregnant
>Not wearing proper PPE to prevent infections to the horse
1/10, I would like to speak to your veterinary instructor please.

Aaaand how do you think I can hang out in somewhere else's basement?

There are only so many idiots that you can lure in with promises of free hot pockets and rights to moderate an Australian NAMBLA forum.

It's does, it's just not all boards are as heavily monitored. Veeky Forums tends to be pretty tame and doesn't need as much oversight so we don't have that many mods for this board.

You get free hot pockets for moderating this Mongolian archery BBS?

How's everyone doing this morning.

True.
And that does make sense, okay then, i guess i'll just report the bait and leave.

Underground network between houses. Fuck going outside in this snow.

>wasn't crying
Sounds like something someone crying would say, dweeb

Because you dont have friends
Check mate

Does that man have no balls or is it just that cold?

>Feminine
>dicks

Pick one, aspie.

I'm more impressed he made a horse cum with his dick

No it doesn't, go back to /mlp/ you horsefucking deviant

People still go to /b/?

No u

I'm more surprised some one left. I thought it was like a black hole and once you get too close you can't escape.

They sometimes have good porn threads. These days though, it's mostly just closeted gays posting trap threads, and creepy teens posting photos of girls that they know on Facebook.

Yes it does
Stop trying to make excuses

But playing traditional games requires having at least 4 friends

Keep the death webms coming, they're actually kind of interesting to watch.

Eh, you can get by with 3 in a pinch. 4 is definitely optimal though.

As if you ever had friends
You dont gotta lie to kick it

yeah they still occasionally have a decent thread, but most of it is complete shit, even more than you'd think.

/b/ is the laughing stock of the rest of this website. Please go back there until you turn 18 at least, preferrably older.

You can play games like 40K with only one, really. You just won't have much variety in your games, unless you or they are loaded enough to have multiple armies.

I've played 1 on 1 games, and 8 person games. 4 Is optimal, but anything is possible with a GM who hates themselves enough!

Hey that's a pretty cool coffin.

Fine, but only because I feel sorry you you lot and I know I'll get banned once the mod is done with xir hot pocket break

Oh, I know it's shit. I still lurk there when I get bored, in hope of a good thread or two. Doing it less and less though, since it seems to get worse with time.

it's the newfags like OP, total cancer /b/ used to be an awesome place even without the rose-colored glasses.

Awe I'm sorry your epic bait didn't turn out like you'd hoped. Don't worry we'll stay here to comfort you till the ban.

>I still think Deadpool and Anonymous are cool: The Poster
Blue board posters aren't shocked or offended by gore and horse porn, you know. Most of us were edgetards like you and then we grew up a bit. Some day we'll probably stop visiting this place entirely.
Please remember this post when you look around and realize dubs were never funny or impressive and leave to your own blue boards.

Eh
I had fun and really that's all that matters

>You nerds need to go outside
Ok I'm outside now wat do ?

Which is it? Do we play nerd games or do we have no frends? It can't be both.

>dubs were never funny
How it feels to be dead inside?

A bloo bloo bloo
Okay...whatever. ..you...say.....nerd.......:3

Maybe that poster is a skeleton

Just edgy tweens mostly. I started going there when I was like 14, and now seeing people like OP is just a haunting reminder of how cringy I used to be. Even worse is knowing future me will cringe at current me, etc, for my whole life just like OP but he doesn't even know it yet. It's sort of sad really.

It is both
You play by yourself with dolls

Not dead, just no longer twelve.
One in ten posts is dubs, I mean come the fuck on.

Just for future reference, horse porn and gore are poor bait on a board that tends to fantasize fucking all sorts of monsters including centaurs (horse pussy is a popular meme here) and playing "adventurers" that run around killing and or maiming everything in arms reach.