Say that you were an alien being with extreme prowess in genetic engineering, and you come upon the planet Earth...

Say that you were an alien being with extreme prowess in genetic engineering, and you come upon the planet Earth. What some changes you'd make to the fauna and flora for shits and giggles?

Catgirls.

Animal flatulence is now a stable, high yield combustible fuel with little to no greenhouse effect.
Watch humans begrudgingly build fart farms.

Alter human brain chemistry in such a way that alcohol no longer intoxicates.
Laugh maniacally as the primitives tear each other to pieces.

I would make the wackiest space drugs, put on a pith helmet, and dart random people with it from a hover chariot.

Then I just sit back and enjoy.

I'd fill a random continent full of tiny creatures that can out and out kill you. Then I'd find the most backwards, most primitive, most violent people in the world and put huge oil deposits underneath them so everyone has to humor them and their violent death cult.

I'd give everyone acidic spit so arguments become really deadly

I'd make all forms of bees and wasps twice as big.

Get rid of pests that do not contribute to the environment. Such as various parasites. I would keep samples in case they are useful at a later date.

Otherwise I wouldn't mess with it. Just sit back and watch what happens.

>find top sapient life form on planet
>splice up some creatures with traits from various fauna, but are not only sexually and gentletically compatible with sapient species, but alas very attractive to them
>place them on planet to be found
>watch as the species splinters when they start going for the genetically engineered waifus and husbandos rather than their own kind
>I have effectively created beast races,
>Now I just have to figure out how the fuck to make Dragons work

Alright, that's actually too far
I've seen hornets as big as my thumb

Australia doesn't have a death cult though.

Cause you're a fucking immigrant
Fuck off, cunt
You'll never be part of the Death Cult of Oz

>you come upon the planet Earth
Does this imply you've done so unexpectedly? If so, you're kind of a dumb alien, aren't you? So, being an alien idiot savant whose virtue is genetic engineering, what are some changes you'd make to the fauna and flora of the world?

I'm probably out here because I've been bullied and rejected by my own species, so I've got some big time repressed rage, I've become cold and heartless.

I'd make one race of man look like my species and orchestrate events such that these altered vermin appear to be alien invaders.

I would get immense satisfaction watching my creations getting BTFO by the rest of the scum, and in a twisted way get revenge on my personal enemies.

That's a pretty good tactic in war- along with the propaganda material you deluge the enemy with, supply large quantities of recreational drugs.

>implying I would ever want to live in such a cuc.k country
lel

Y'all are amusing though.

y'all stay the fuck too, ya hear?

This would end the world. We would murder the straigh edge faggots/NEETs first, though.

Make most vulnerable, delicious looking creature in whole world. Then, give it sentence. Then, make it irrational and whimsical. Set up cameras and make a space-internet fad and enjoy the show.

I can't tell if this is magical realm, Warhammer Fantasy Battle creation story joke, or Reference to Strata by Terry Pratchett. So I'm going with answer D: all of the above.

Bunnies in space?

Sounds more like a furries day dream.

Dragons would be simple
>Komodo Dragon
>Velociraptor DNA

The result being
>Giant Winged Komodo Dragon

I make it so that instead of producing oxygen, plants give off cyanide gas.

Because fuck everything that lives on this planet.

Brightly colored flowers that say depressing things when sentient creatures get near them.

It's a side effect from the flowers' pollen and its all in the head of those who breath it in.

this

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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